Chapter 2

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(grins evilly)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator:Uh-oh</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Shall I tell your BOSS that your not doing your job?You know,I</div> <div> am his daughter.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator:Eh.</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Thats what I thought.</div> <div> --------------------------------------------------------</div> <div> Marie:How do you feel Chance?</div> <bR> <div> Chance:Flaree Flareon.</div> <bR> <div> Nurse Joy:So it was Katie who broke you pokemon's leg huh?</div> <bR> <div> Officer Jenny:I've had a few reports on Katie breaking other trainer's</div> <div> pokemon's legs in some Gym battles.Its rumored that she isn't even a Gym</div> <div> Leader.</div> <bR> <div> Marie:She isn't?</div> <bR> <div> Officer Jenny:Thats what I've head,and seen in profiles,and this is the</div> <div> last straw I'm going to shut down that Gym this instant and take away</div> <div> her trainer license.</div> <bR> <div> (Lasselle and Fury walk into the Pokémon Center)</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Hello Nurse Joy,Would you be able to give my Cyndaquill and</div> <div> Vulpix checkup?</div> <bR> <div> Nurse Joy:I'd be glad too!Just give me your pokémon,they'll be ready</div> <div> in half an hour.</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Thank you Nurse Joy.</div> <bR> <div> Marie:Hello,I'm Marie what your name?</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:eh....Lasselle nice to meet cha'</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:I'm here to battle the Gym leader and get a Bolder Badge.</div> <bR> <div> Marie:Oh.you wont be able to battle the gym leader here....the gym</div> <div> leader is a phoney.</div> <bR> <div> Fury:Oh phooy,now I wont be able to battle the gym leader's pokemon!</div> <bR> <div> Marie:YOUR CYNDAQUILL CAN TALK???</div> <bR> <div> Fury:No,I'm mooing like a cow,YES I'M TALKING!All thanks to this</div> <div> translator.</div> <bR> <div> Marie:Translator?I thought they were those cheap things made in China</div> <div> that break the instant you buy them.</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Well the ones I bought at the Pokémart work.I bought about</div> <div> 100 of them,there on sale right now its a 'Buy One Get One Free' sale.</div> <div> -------------------------------------------------------------</div> <div> Marie:And thats the end of part two!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator:EVERYONE IS ALWAYS STEALING MY LINES!</div> <bR> <div> Lasselle:Yup and you actually believed that I was your Boss's</div> <div> daughter.(lets out a short laugh)</div> <bR> <div> Marie:Yup you did!</div> <bR> <div> Chance:My leg still hurts!</div> <bR> <div> Katie:If it hurts so much then sue me!</div> <bR> <div> Chance:Fine then I will!Call my lawyer!</div> <bR> <div> Fury:Chance she was just being sarcastic!</div> <bR> <div> Chance:Oh hee-hee</div> <bR> <div> All:THE END OF PART TWO!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>