Movie Special 1

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(or the cast that asked for it.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh no! We're in for it, now! Now we're gonna go through torment much</div> <div> worse than the last!</div> <div> Misty: Isn't that how it's always been?</div> <div> Pikachu: Yes, it most certainly has.</div> <div> Jessie: Well, I'm getting out of here before that annoying author can do</div> <div> anything! (tries to make a run for it)</div> <bR> <div> (darth maul jumps in front of her)</div> <bR> <div> Darth Maul: Fear.......rhymes with beer.</div> <div> Homer: Did someone say "beer"?!?!?!</div> <div> Jessie: GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU RED-AND-BLACK CLOWN MAKE-UP WEARING FREAK!!!!</div> <div> Darth Maul: How dare you! (pulls out light saber)</div> <div> Jessie: Looks like I should prepare for trouble.</div> <bR> <div> (another red light comes out of the other end of the light saber)</div> <bR> <div> James: Perhaps you should make it double!</div> <div> Jessie: I'm not afraid of you, Maul. Go, Arbok!</div> <div> James: Uh, Jessie. Don't you remember? You ate Arbok.</div> <div> Jessie: Oh yeah. I guess I did. Well, at least I still have Wobbuffet.</div> <div> Wobbuffet: WOBBA WOBBA WOBBA!</div> <div> Daffy: What is THAT thing?!</div> <div> Vegeta: It looks rather constipated.</div> <div> Meowth: That's because he IS constipated.</div> <div> Everyone Else: Oh.</div> <div> Jessie: Wobbuffet, do something!</div> <div> Wobbuffet: Where's the bathroom? (dashes off)</div> <div> Jessie: Oh, thanks a lot! Meowth, YOU do something! NOW!</div> <div> Meowth: Wha? I ain't fightin' HIM!</div> <div> Darth Maul: I.......................</div> <bR> <div> (darth maul falls through a plot hole)</div> <bR> <div> Darth Maul:</div> <div> P'SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww.....................................</div> <div> Vegeta: What's a p'shaw?</div> <div> Jessie: HAHAHA! I SHOWED HIM! WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?!?!?!</div> <div> Misty: Don't go too far, Jessie.</div> <div> Daffy: Too late. LOOK!</div> <bR> <div> (Majin Buu appears)</div> <bR> <div> Majin Buu: POW POW POW! OW OW OW! Buuuuuuuuuuu.</div> <div> Vegeta: (screams like a girl) It's Majin Buu!!!</div> <div> Pikachu: Majin Who?</div> <div> Meowth: Where did HE come from?</div> <div> James: He's a big pink cream puff!</div> <div> Jessie: Okay, Tubby! Bring it on!</div> <div> Ash: Maybe calling him "Tubby" wasn't such a smart idea. Look, he's getting</div> <div> mad.</div> <div> Misty: Oh, so NOW Ash can tell what a smart idea is and what's not.</div> <div> Ash: What does THAT mean?</div> <div> Pikachu: (sighs) What a blockhead.</div> <div> Majin Buu: Me eat you up! Me eat you up! Me eat you up! ME EAT YOU UP!!!!!</div> <div> Jessie: You can't eat me! I'm too beautiful to eat!</div> <div> Majin Buu: Beautiful? Hmmmmmmm..........YOU TURNED INTO GOURMET CHOCOLATE!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Buu turns Jessie into chocolate)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gourmet chocolate Jessie.</div> <bR> <div> (Homer and Buu eat Jessie)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: HOMER, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?!</div> <div> Homer: But, she's so tasty.</div> <div> James: Makes sense to me. (James joins the feast)</div> <div> Ash: Misty, don't you care that Homer's eating Jessie?</div> <div> Misty: Nope. As long as that's not my horsea like it always is. I'm surprised</div> <div> that Homer is eating Jessie, though.</div> <div> Mojo: Well, good riddance to her! That's another female anime character I,</div> <div> MOJO JOJO, could do without in this crazy fanfic!</div> <div> Vegeta: Another?</div> <div> Ash: Yeah. Remember what happened to Ryoko?</div> <div> Vegeta: Oh yeah. What exactly DID happen to her anyway?</div> <div> Meowth: Remember the time we went to China and we met Aku? Well, HE'S the</div> <div> reason for Ryoko's death. AND The Raz's. AND Horsea's.</div> <div> Misty: WHY DOES HORSEA ALWAYS GET KILLED?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!</div> <div> Meowth: Just be happy that it always reincarnates and comes back again.</div> <div> Misty: Oh. Well, yeah. But, still.</div> <div> Meowth: Poor Jessie. May God watch over her.</div> <div> Daffy: Uh, Meowth. Jessie's going to Hell. That's where ALL bad guys go.</div> <div> Meowth: Really?! AGH! Dear heavenly father. Please forgive all of my sins in</div> <div> which I have commited. I will never steal Pikachu again.</div> <div> Vegeta: It's a good thing I've become a good guy.</div> <div> Daffy: And so have I.</div> <div> Ash: Hey, that reminds me. Where are Duo and Sora.</div> <div> Misty: They got off easy. They've gone back to their regular lives. I can't</div> <div> believe that Brock turned out to be Darth Maul.</div> <div> Brock: I wouldn't say that.</div> <div> Everyone Else: BROCK?!?!</div> <div> Brock: I had to get back at Darth Maul for making me look bad.</div> <div> Vegeta: So, YOU'RE the one who opened that plot hole.</div> <div> Misty: Well, this bites! It's not fair! How come I'M not out of this story?!</div> <div> I WANNA GET OUT AND I WANNA GET OUT NOW!!!!!</div> <div> Author: (echoing) Shut your mouth or you WILL be getting out; MY way!!!!!!</div> <div> Misty: YOUR way?! What's YOUR way?</div> <div> Author: You asked for it.</div> <div> Misty: Wha......</div> <bR> <div> (author creates a thyphoon to blow misty away)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'M BLASTING OFF</div> <div> AGAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn......................(ding)</div> <div> Ash: Well, at least now she annoy me about her bike.</div> <div> Brock: Hey. She forgot her horsea.</div> <div> Horsea: Horrrrrrrrsea?</div> <div> Author: I can fix that. (sends a giant steamroller to squash horsea)</div> <div> Horsea: SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!</div> <div> Everyone Else: OOOOHHHH!!!!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, steam-rolled horsea.</div> <div> Everyone Else: (BARF!!!!)</div> <div> Daffy: That was disgustingly despicable!</div> <div> Meowth: Meowth, that's right.</div> <div> Vegeta: Why did they get rid of Jessie and Misty? Why couldn't they get rid</div> <div> of Homer or Mojo? They're torture.</div> <div> Author: I know. THAT'S why they're here. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (a beam of light shows)</div> <bR> <div> Author: STEP INTO THE LIGHT!</div> <div> Daffy: Surely, no one's gonna fall for that.</div> <bR> <div> (the light sucks up some bottlecaps)</div> <bR> <div> James: OOH! Bottlecaps!</div> <div> Meowth: No! Don't be a fool, man! (thinks) Alright. Go ahead.</div> <div> James: THESE BOTTLECAPS ARE MINE! FORGET ABOUT STEALING POKEMON, THESE WILL</div> <div> BRING ME GOOD FORTUNE!</div> <div> EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............................(james</div> <div> gets sucked into the light and disappears with it.)</div> <div> Author: Now, HERE are the ones remaining.</div> <bR> <div> ASH</div> <div> PIKACHU</div> <div> BROCK</div> <div> MEOWTH</div> <div> VEGETA</div> <div> DAFFY</div> <div> MOJO</div> <div> HOMER</div> <bR> <div> Author: Now, to add MORE new characters to my collection.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep?</div> <div> Brock: What kind of new characters?</div> <div> Uncle: This kind of new character!</div> <div> Brock: Oh.</div> <div> Uncle: One more thing! (kicks Ash's butt)</div> <div> Ash: OW! What was THAT for?</div> <div> Uncle: Because you are thick-headed like a moose.</div> <div> Brock: Makes sense to me.</div> <div> Meowth: Well, now that Jessie and James are gone, I guess this means no more</div> <div> Team Rocket.</div> <div> Ash: What about YOU? You're on Team Rocket.</div> <div> Meowth: I thought only humans qualified as being part of Team Rocket.</div> <div> Pikachu: It did? I didn't know that.</div> <div> Daffy: So, WHO'S gonna replace Misty?</div> <bR> <div> (someone falls from the sky)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Let the bodies hit the floor.</div> <div> Daffy: What was that?</div> <div> Vegeta: Well, Daffy. I think that answers your question.</div> <div> Domino: I'm Agent 009: Domino a.k.a. the Black Tulip.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep?</div> <div> Hak-Foo: CHIKADDEE CHINA! THE CHINESE CHICKEN!</div> <div> Everyone Else: WHAT?</div> <div> Hak-Foo: ORANGE JUICE AND MONKEYS!!</div> <div> Brock: That's not what you said!</div> <div> Domino: This is my assistant, Hak-Foo.</div> <div> Daffy: And which one of you is in charge here?</div> <div> Domino: Neither of us. Our big boss is this man.</div> <div> Magneto: Hello, everyone. I am Magneto and I know the weakness to the author</div> <div> and you can't make me tell you and I'm going to transport you all to another</div> <div> place. Goodbye. (POOF!)</div> <bR> <div> (they are all transported to Ash's House)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Who's all here?</div> <div> Pikachu: Present.</div> <div> Meowth: Present.</div> <div> Brock: Present.</div> <div> Daffy: Here.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep.</div> <div> Homer: Presents?</div> <div> Mojo: Ouch. My head.</div> <div> Uncle: One more thing.</div> <div> Brock: (reads sign) Welcome to New Island. Hmmmmm......</div> <div> Mojo: New Island? Shall we go inside of that big, dark, tall, scary-looking</div> <div> building which was built on this island for a certain reason that nobody,</div> <div> including us, knows about?</div> <div> Ryoko: OF course we should, monkey-boy.</div> <div> Mojo: Alright. Then, let's.........WHAT?!?!?! Ryoko?! I don't get it. Aku</div> <div> killed you in China.</div> <div> Ryoko: Yet, here I am listening to the wind blow through your empty head.</div> <div> Brock: RYOKO?! What a beautiful name so....so.....japanese!</div> <div> Vegeta: How DID you survive after Aku crushed you?</div> <div> Ryoko: I had an extra life and I'm back to torture Mojo again.</div> <div> Mojo: I hate you. Well, since Aku didn't kill you .That means I get that kind</div> <div> opportunity. (pulls out laser and shoots ryoko and turns her into jelly)</div> <div> YES!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, jellied Ryoko.</div> <bR> <div> (inside that building)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: There you are, Ash! You still owe me that new bike!!!</div> <div> Ash: OH NO! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!</div> <div> Brock: I get it. The author must've blown her here.</div> <div> Pikachu: Great. So now what?</div> <div> Meowth: I dunno. Maybe we should look around.</div> <div> Vegeta: This place is huge.</div> <div> Daffy: Is this some kind of party?</div> <div> Uncle: I sense some danger nearby.</div> <div> Mojo: You mean besides ME?</div> <div> Homer: Does this party have any beer?</div> <bR> <div> (the lights go out)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Who turned out the lights?</div> <div> Daffy: Something tells me someone here forgot to pay their electricity bill.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleepers jeepers!</div> <div> Mojo: Who is responsible for the cause of this unexpected darkness?! I, Mojo</div> <div> Jojo, demand that you show yourself immediatly! Because if you don't, then</div> <div> I'll be forced to use force, that is to say that I will pull out my big giant</div> <div> laser and use to destroy this place unless you show your face to all of us</div> <div> right now!</div> <bR> <div> (a blue light appears and a tall purple cat-like creature floats down)</div> <bR> <div> LoudSpeaker: This is the ruler of New Island and soon, the whole world.</div> <div> Mewtwo.</div> <div> Everyone Else: Mewtwo?</div> <div> Misty: Looks like a real pokenstein.</div> <div> Brock: Sure does.</div> <div> Meowth: One bad cat.</div> <div> Ash: Uh, fellas. Now's not a good time to reiterate lines from "Pokemon The</div> <div> First Movie".</div> <div> Mewtwo: You humans are a dangerous species.</div> <div> Vegeta: What about saiyans?</div> <div> Daffy: And ducks?</div> <div> Mojo: And monkeys?</div> <div> Homer: And humans? (everyone stares at him) What?</div> <div> Mewtwo: You have brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your</div> <div> slave.</div> <div> Misty: Excuse me? WE didn't do squat to you?</div> <div> Uncle: Pardon me, big, scary, purple, kitty! Where is the little old men's</div> <div> room? I'm about to explode into body parts and yellow water!</div> <div> Mewtwo: Down the hall to the left.</div> <bR> <div> (uncle rushes)</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Now I have my own purpose and I will</div> <div> create my own world by destroying yours.</div> <div> Brock: So, you hate all humans. And you're gonna destroy us to save pokemon.</div> <div> Mewtwo: No. Your pokemon will not be spared. They have disgraced themselves</div> <div> by serving humans. They are nothing but slaves.</div> <div> Meowth: Uh, I don't exactly HAVE a trainer. I don't even know these people.</div> <div> In fact, I don't even know why I'm here. So, I'm gonna go now. Buh-bye!</div> <div> Mewtwo: I do not know why I am here either.</div> <div> Meowth: You should know. You live in this place.</div> <div> Mewtwo: In this laboratory, yes. But in this world, no.</div> <div> Meowth: Oh, you were referring to this world. I was reffering to your abode.</div> <div> Misty: Enough fooling around, Meowth. Can't you see all of our lives are at</div> <div> stake?</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, steak.</div> <div> Brock: Not just our lives, Misty. But the whole world's lives, too!</div> <div> Ash: What are we gonna do?</div> <div> Pikachu: You're on your own, Ash. C'mon, fellas. Let's am-scray!</div> <div> Cyndaquil: Right behind you.</div> <div> Totodile: I hear Vegas is nice this time of year.</div> <div> Bayleef: Yeah. Anywhere but here.</div> <div> Noctowl: Anywhere where I can take a poopy is fine for me.</div> <div> Ash: AGH! My pokemon!</div> <div> Staryu: Well, it's back to the ocean with the fish for me.</div> <div> Psyduck: Do what now?</div> <div> Corsola: Where's that geek, Prof. Elm?</div> <div> Poliwhirl: I'm off to Free Willy!</div> <div> Vegeta: Who's Willy?</div> <div> Goldeen: I hope I don't end up on the Red Lobster's menu as soon as I get</div> <div> outta here.</div> <div> Togepi: Time to get me a new mommy.</div> <div> Misty: So, THAT'S where Togepi went!</div> <div> Geodude: I'm gonna roll on outta here (literally).</div> <div> Onix: I'm just gonna go underground.</div> <div> Pineco: Hey, Crobat. Can ya gimme a lift and drop me off at Afghanistan. I</div> <div> have a score to settle with Bin Laden.</div> <div> Crobat: Can do. Bombs away!</div> <div> Brock: Hey, guys. Where're ya goin?!</div> <div> Meowth: Hey, guys! Wait for me-owth!</div> <bR> <div> (all of the pokemon leave)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Great. NOW how are we gonna fight Mewtwo?</div> <div> Misty: And I thought Meowth didn't have a trainer.</div> <div> Brock: He just wanted to go along for the ride with the other pokemon.</div> <div> Mewtwo: Fools! You CANNOT fight me. My powers are too great. No human OR</div> <div> pokemon can conquer me.</div> <div> Misty: YOU'RE JUST A BULLY!! MEANIE! SCUM! DIRTY...........</div> <bR> <div> (mewtwo lifts misty in the air with his psychic powers and sends her flying</div> <div> toward the moonlit sky)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: NOW my nightmare is over again.</div> <div> Brock: No, it's no..oh. You mean Misty.</div> <div> Mewtwo: All of you humans will perish from the face of this planet.</div> <div> Vegeta: What about saiyans, ducks, and monkeys?</div> <div> Daffy: Uh, it's best not to ask, Vegeta. Otherwise, he'll kill US, too.</div> <div> Mojo: I say we make a run for it and leave this island forever before Mewtwo</div> <div> has a chance to launch his evil plan into action, which would really make me</div> <div> feel unpleasant to witness. And when I come back, I will return with a new</div> <div> weapon that will once and for all destroy Mewtwo and then when Mewtwo is out</div> <div> of the way and no more, then each and every one of his pathetic slaves will</div> <div> have a new leader to bow down to and that leader will be me, MOJO JOJO.</div> <div> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</div> <bR> <div> (business lawyers run over mojo)</div> <bR> <div> Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!</div> <div> Vegeta: C'mon, Daffy. Let's grab the unconcious Mojo Jojo and get outta here.</div> <div> Daffy: And once we get off of this island, let's dress Mojo up like Bin Laden</div> <div> and drop him off in Afghanistan while he's still unconcious. When he wakes</div> <div> up, he'll be in for a big surprise. HAHAHA!</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep?</div> <bR> <div> (daffy and vegeta take mojo and leave)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Uh, I just remembered. I have a date with Christina Aguilera. Chow!</div> <div> (dashes off)</div> <div> Ash: (sarcastically) Yeah thanks, Brock! Thanks a lot, buddy! Now, I'll have</div> <div> to face him alone.</div> <div> Homer: Excuse me, Mr. Mewtwo. But do you have any beer or donuts?</div> <div> Mewtwo: Beer? Donuts? What are those?</div> <div> Homer: (gasps) You're not human!!</div> <div> Ash: Well, no duh! He's a pokemon. He was born a pokemon and he'll die a</div> <div> pokemon.</div> <div> Mewtwo: I was not born a pokemon, I was created. Created by the cells of Mew.</div> <div> And I will never die! NEVER!</div> <div> Homer: So, does this mean I don't get any beer?</div> <div> Mewtwo: I shall unleash one of my powerful super-clones!</div> <bR> <div> (the super-clone appears)</div> <bR> <div> Horsea: Horrrrrrrsea.</div> <div> Ash: THAT'S your super-clone. HA! Even a brainless primate can beat that.</div> <div> Watch. HYA!</div> <bR> <div> (horsea squirts ash with ink)</div> <bR> <div> Ash:</div> <div> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> !!</div> <div> Mewtwo: There is no human alive that can defeat.................</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, super-clone horsea. (chomp! gulp! BURP!)</div> <div> Mewtwo: How is this possible? That yellow human has devoured my super-clone</div> <div> pokemon. What is your name?</div> <div> Homer: I'm Homer Simpson. What's YOUR name?</div> <div> Mewtwo: Well, Homer Simpson. You have shown me the light. For your victory, I</div> <div> will leave you all alone. (flies up) And I will always remember this day. But</div> <div> for the likes of you, these events are best forgotten.</div> <bR> <div> (mewtwo clears the whole world's memory)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Huh? Where am I? How did I get HERE?</div> <div> Brock: Well, Ash. You were asleep and you just woke up.</div> <div> Pikachu: How else would you be here?</div> <div> Meowth: Yeah, it's not like your memory got erased.</div> <div> Domino: What am I doing here? Who are all of you?</div> <div> Hak-Foo: (grabs Ash and Domino) BRITNEY SPEARS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE KISS!</div> <div> (slams Ash and Domino's faces together.)</div> <div> Ash: OW!</div> <div> Domino: OW!</div> <div> Hak-Foo: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AGAIN! (jumps out of the house and leaves)</div> <div> Ash: (recovering) So, nothing interesting happened?</div> <div> Vegeta: I don't think so.</div> <div> Daffy: Everything's pretty much same old-same old around here.</div> <div> Mojo: Yes. All except, that is, for THIS! I, MOJO JOJO, have an eyelash of</div> <div> the elusive pokemon, Mew. With this eyelash, I, Mojo Jojo, will experiment</div> <div> with it and after the experimenting, I will create a super-clone. And when</div> <div> the super-clone has been created, I will call him "MEW-TWO"!</div> <div> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, eyelash of Mew. (chomp)</div> <div> Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!</div> <div> Uncle: One more thing. (uncle smacks mojo unconcious)</div> <div> Ash: So, I didn't miss much?</div> <div> Brock: Nope. Listen, Ash. I'd love to stay. But the author's letting me go.</div> <div> Now I can try to come up with a perfect plan to get rid of Timberlake and hit on</div> <div> Britney. (leaves)</div> <div> Ash: I'm terribly confused. Who exactly is in the entire cast.</div> <div> Author: Allow me to repeat.</div> <bR> <div> CAST:</div> <div> Ash</div> <div> Pikachu</div> <div> Domino</div> <div> Meowth</div> <div> Vegeta</div> <div> Daffy</div> <div> Homer</div> <div> Mojo</div> <div> Uncle</div> <bR> <div> Author: Now, to end this movie special with a song. HIT IT, GUYS!</div> <div> Drowning Pool: (whispering.) Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit</div> <div> the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the...(drums</div> <div> starts) (shouting)</div> <div> FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(inhales)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> THE END!</div> <bR> <div> Cast of Characters</div> <bR> <div> Ash</div> <div> Misty</div> <div> Brock</div> <div> Pikachu</div> <div> Jessie</div> <div> James</div> <div> Meowth</div> <div> Domino</div> <div> Mewtwo</div> <div> Horsea</div> <div> Vegeta</div> <div> Daffy</div> <div> Homer</div> <div> Mojo</div> <div> Hak-Foo</div> <div> Uncle</div> <div> Darth Maul</div> <div> Majin Buu</div> <div> Ryoko</div> <div> Bayleef</div> <div> Cyndaquil</div> <div> Totodile</div> <div> Noctowl</div> <div> Togepi</div> <div> Corsola</div> <div> Staryu</div> <div> Psyduck</div> <div> Goldeen</div> <div> Poliwhirl</div> <div> Pineco</div> <div> Onix</div> <div> Geodude</div> <div> Crobat</div> <div> Wobbuffet</div> <bR> <div> and ME, the Author.</div> <bR> <div> LoudSpeaker: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!</div> <div> Author: SHUT UP! (shoots loudspeaker)</div> <div> Vegeta: Hey. What about Willy?</div> <div> Author: What ABOUT Willy?</div> <div> Vegeta: Never mind. Gleep!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>