Chapter 7

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Ready for another day of sheer torture?</div> <div> Homer: Where's the donuts?</div> <div> Ash: Y'know, Author. We've been thinking.</div> <div> Domino: We've had enough of your nasty torments.</div> <div> Meowth: We've had enough of your senseless stories.</div> <div> Pikachu: But above all, we've had just about enough of YOU!</div> <div> Vegeta: We refuse to stick to your plots.</div> <div> Daffy: We're not gonna do SQUAT in this fic.</div> <div> Mojo: Yes, we shall not do anything for you at all, that is to say we will</div> <div> not participate, be a part of, OR join in on your stupid, crazy, senseless,</div> <div> good-for-nothing, no-good, worthless, dumb, tormentive, bothersome, annoying,</div> <div> irritating piece of garbage that YOU call a fanfiction story! Therefore, We,</div> <div> the cast of PokeMadness 3000, QUIT!!!!!!!</div> <div> Everyone Else: YEAH!</div> <div> Author: Hey! Hold on there! You can't quit! I'M the author and YOU'LL ALL DO</div> <div> WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO DO!</div> <div> Ash: C'mon, everybody! Let's make a run for it!</div> <bR> <div> (everyone starts running)</div> <bR> <div> Author: Oh, no you don't!</div> <bR> <div> (author traps everyone inside of a pokeball)</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: That S.O.B. has gone TOO far.</div> <div> Ash: What IS this place?</div> <div> Domino: Is this what it's like inside of a pokeball?</div> <div> Meowth: It's all futuristic in here.</div> <div> Daffy: I wonder if they have cable.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleeperific!</div> <div> Homer: You said it.</div> <div> Mojo: Hmmmmmmm, maybe I, Mojo Jojo, will use this pokeball as my new</div> <div> starship, for this pokeball is so technological, it will be perfect for me</div> <div> not only to blast that blasted author, but also to rule the entire universe.</div> <div> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!</div> <div> Domino: (tying up mojo) You're not taking over anything, monkey.</div> <div> Vegeta: Maybe we should look around and try to find a way out of here.</div> <div> Ash: Hey. Vegeta may be on to something.</div> <div> Pikachu: (sarcastically) Gee, ya THINK?!</div> <div> Ash: I wonder what Bayleef, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Noctowl, and Phanpy do in</div> <div> THEIR pokeballs?</div> <div> Meowth: I guess we'll never know.</div> <div> Bayleef: (inside of her pokeball; gazing at a poster of Ben Affleck) Oh, Ben.</div> <div> If only you knew that we were meant for each other. Note to self: DESTROY</div> <div> GWENYTH PALTROW!!!</div> <div> Cyndaquil: (inside of his pokeball; talking in his sleep)</div> <div> Zzzzzz........fire........flamebroiled.......global warming........microwave</div> <div> oven..............mission on the sun...........Lil Kim is</div> <div> HOT.........Zzzzzzzz..........</div> <div> Totodile: (inside of his lure ball; breakdancing) DANGER! YEAH! JAM ON! SHAKE</div> <div> IT FAST, WATCH YOURSELF! GET ON THE FLOOR! BREAK IT ON DOWN! START THE</div> <div> COMMOTION! GET THE PARTY STARTED! GET YOUR FREAK ON! DON'T STOP 'TILL YOU GET</div> <div> ENOUGH!</div> <div> Noctowl: (inside of his pokeball; being his old self) Okay, I could either</div> <div> take a poopy here, or there, or there, or there, or how about.......no. Ah,</div> <div> perfect. It's poopy time. (hesitates) Just five more minutes.</div> <div> Phanpy: (inside of his pokeball; being babysitted by Michelle Phieffer)</div> <div> Ooh.............wovewy.........(drooling)</div> <div> Michelle Phieffer: That baby phanpy seems to be looking at me weird. It seems</div> <div> as though it's attracted to me.</div> <div> Ash: Hey. Are we gonna think about what pokemon do in their pokeballs or are</div> <div> we gonna try to find a way to escape?</div> <div> Daffy: Yo, Ash. YOU'RE the one who brought it up!</div> <div> Meowth. Yeah. So, don't get us all started.</div> <div> Pikachu: Hey, what's this? (sees two exits) "Good Guys go left. Bad Guys go</div> <div> right."</div> <div> Vegeta: What if we're BOTH good AND bad?</div> <div> Pikachu: "Guys somewhere inbetween go straight." So, Ash, Homer, and I go</div> <div> left. Mojo, Meowth, and Domino go right. Daffy and Vegeta go straight. Let's</div> <div> go!</div> <bR> <div> (with the good guys)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Wait: What is THIS place?! And why is there a waterfall filled with beer?</div> <div> Homer: (drinking from the fall) Mmmmmmmmmm, beer fall.</div> <div> Ash: Homer, get away from there!</div> <div> Pikachu: Why don't we just go without him? He definitely ain't gonna stop</div> <div> guzzling that stuff.</div> <bR> <div> (with the bad guys)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Getting stuck with Homer was bad enough! But, getting stuck with Mojo</div> <div> is unbearable!</div> <div> Domino: I hear you. I can't decide which is worse; Homer's sheer stupidity or</div> <div> Mojo's psychotic ramblings!</div> <div> Mojo: (who was yapping the whole time).............and then I, Mojo Jojo,</div> <div> will dominate that evil author, who is no more evil than I, Mojo Jojo, who is</div> <div> definitely the most evil of them all and not that author! One of these days,</div> <div> I, Mojo Jojo, will become the author and the current author will suffer the</div> <div> same torment as I, Mojo Jojo, had to endure for a long period of time!</div> <div> Meowth/Domino: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!</div> <div> Mojo: After I am finished with the author, you two will be next, even if you</div> <div> are villains such as myself!</div> <bR> <div> (with the...uh...somewhere inbetweens)</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: What makes you bad, Daffy?</div> <div> Daffy: If you see my cartoons when I co-star with Bugs Bunny and Speedy</div> <div> Gonzales, you'll see. How about you?</div> <div> Vegeta: Watch MY cartoons during the Saiyan saga and the Babidi saga.</div> <div> Daffy: I saw the Majin Buu saga. If you died on that, how can you be alive</div> <div> now?</div> <div> Vegeta: Uhhh.......good question. At least I don't have that M tattoo on my</div> <div> head anymore. It took three weeks to get it removed. Haven't you ever had a</div> <div> tattoo.</div> <div> Daffy: Well, I once had a tatto that said "Bugs sux". I also had one that</div> <div> said "Donald sux".</div> <div> Vegeta: What happened to them?</div> <div> Daffy: They were temporary tattoos. I couldn't afford real ones.</div> <div> Vegeta: Yeah, real tattoos are quite expensive. Hey, I see the others. Homer</div> <div> seems a bit on the drunk side and Mojo seems to have some duct tape over his</div> <div> mouth.</div> <div> Daffy: I guess Meowth and Domino couldn't stand listening to him any longer.</div> <div> That's exactly the kind of thing I had to put up with when I had Mojo as my</div> <div> coach for the Big Game 29 when I finally beat Bugs! And what a victory that</div> <div> was!</div> <div> Vegeta: Oh, yeah. I remember that. What was your winning score again?</div> <div> Daffy: I won 37-31.</div> <div> Vegeta: Yeah. You didn't do so good in the first half, but you finally came</div> <div> through in the end of the second half. How did Bugs take his loss?</div> <div> Daffy: Let's just say he ended up swimming in Elmer Fudd's stewpot in</div> <div> depression. I almost felt sorry for that rabbit.</div> <div> Vegeta: That's what all of his fans said. They all put good money on him, but</div> <div> lost it. And boy, were they mad! You should be lucky they didn't form an</div> <div> angry mob and tar and defeather you.</div> <div> Daffy: Yeah, I should be, shouldn't I?</div> <div> Ash: Where were you guys?</div> <div> Vegeta: Uh, gleep?</div> <div> Domino: Is that even a word?</div> <div> Pikachu: It is to non-humans.</div> <div> Domino: Vegeta's not a human?!</div> <div> Vegeta: No, I'm a saiyan. So, gleeps to you.</div> <div> Domino: That's not very nice.</div> <div> Vegeta: Well, YOU'RE not nice, either. So, there!</div> <div> Meowth: Hey. Someone's guarding that exit.</div> <div> Pikachu: It's a horsea. (rolls eyes)</div> <div> Horsea: Hoooorrrrsea.</div> <div> Meowth: It said "None of you will get out alive." Good thing I've got this</div> <div> branding iron. (uses it on horsea)</div> <div> Horsea: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!</div> <div> Ash: (reading the mark) "Eat Me"?</div> <div> Homer: Don't mind if I do! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, branded horsea. (chomp!) (gulp!)</div> <div> Voice: You have defeatd the guard. You are now free to go!</div> <bR> <div> (everyone gets blasted out of the pokeball)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whew. What a relief.</div> <div> Pikachu: That's why I never want to go inside of a pokeball ever again!</div> <div> Domino: Not even us humans want to be in there!</div> <div> Meowth: We all wouldn't have gone through all that if it weren't for our</div> <div> cold-hearted snake of an author.</div> <div> Daffy: It's all HIS fault we had to spend most of our time in that ball!</div> <div> Vegeta: It was bad enough having to put up with our former author! But our</div> <div> new one has gone too far!</div> <div> Homer: My butt itches.</div> <div> Mojo: We cannot let our insolent author get away with all of the nasty doings</div> <div> he has done to all of us who are perhaps forever prisoners of his crossover</div> <div> series. I hate him more than I hate all of you guys!</div> <div> Everyone: LET'S GET HIM!!!!</div> <div> Author: OH NO!!!!</div> <div> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> !!!!</div> <bR> <div> (everyone chases the author)</div> <bR> <div> To be continued.........................</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>