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Chapter 6
Author: Lugia1218
Email: lugia1218@aol.com
Title: Episode 6: FEAR!
GodSmack: (singing) I'm not the one who's so far away, when I feel the
snakebite enter my vei-eins.
CAST:
Ash
Pikachu
Domino
Meowth
Daffy
Vegeta
Homer
Mojo
Night 1: 11:04pm
Homer: Where's the beer?
COM: HOMER, go to the abandoned pokemon tower to awaken the ghost of Marowak.
DAFFY will guide you.
Daffy: Do I gotta?
COM: Yes, you gotta.
Daffy: Alright, Homer. If you're gonna summon Marowak's ghost, try to do it
right.
Homer: I don't know. That sounds scary.
Domino: THAT'S the whole point of this.
Meowth: You don't have to do this, Homer. And you might as well miss out on
the giant seafood buffet they got going on.
Vegeta: Is Homer REALLY gonna fall for that, Meowth?
Pikachu: Hey. Where'd he go?
Ash: (looking out the window; seeing Homer run toward the tower) I guess that
answers your question, Vegeta.
(at the tower)
DARE: Summon the Marowak's ghost.
Homer: Hmmm, didn't Meowth say there would be a seafood buffet here?
Daffy: Okay, Homer. Find Marowak's tombstone.
Homer: Uh, which one is it? It's so dark in here. I can't see a.......(trips
over something) D'OH!
Vegeta: He can't see a d'oh?
Homer: What's this? "R.I.P. Here lies Sunkern" Hmm, this must be where the
Marowak is buried. (starts digging)
Daffy: Homer? Homer! What're you doing? What's going on?
Homer: I found the tombstone!
Daffy: And?
Homer: It said "Here lies Sunkern". I know I'll find Marowak in here.
Everyone Else: HERE LIES SUNKERN?!
Ash: Do you even KNOW what a Sunkern is?
Homer: Uhhhhhhhhhh, Marowak's nickname?
Mojo: You fat, yellow, drunken buffoon! A sunkern is a grass-type pokemon
that likes sunny days and drink dew drops from flowers. And when it is
touched by a Sun Stone, it evolves into its evolved form, Sunflora, which is
also a grass-type pokemon and looks a whole lot like a sunflower!
Homer: Oh. So, what do I do with the sunkern's corpse?
Pikachu: He's holding a dead sunkern?!?!
Domino: Eww, gross.
Meowth: Hey, don't at TOO surprised. We've all seen him hold a dead horsea.
Daffy: Put the sunkern back in its hole now!
Homer: (munching) I can't. It's gone. Mmmmmmmmm, dead sunkern.
Vegeta: HOMER EATS HORSEAS AND SUNKERNS?! (vomits) Gleep.
Ash: That reminds me. I'm SO hungry! Hey, Homer. Can you save some of that
sunkern for me?
Pikachu: CANNIBAL!!!! (thundershocks ash)
Homer: Hey, I found another tombstone. "Here Lies Marowak".
Daffy: THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE ONE! Now........hey, wait. What's that tinkling
sound?
Meowth: HOMER, STOP PEEING ON THE GRAVE!!!!!
Homer: Sorry. (zips up his pants) But I had to go badly and there aren't any
bathrooms.
Vegeta: What's a bathroom?
Domino: You don't know what a bathroom is? What planet are YOU from?!
Vegeta: I'm from Planet Vegeta. Home of all saiyans.
Domino: Saiyans?
Ash: They named a planet after you?
Vegeta: Actually, it was named after my father, King Vegeta.
Pikachu: Is everyone in your family named Vegeta?
Vegeta: Uhhhh..I don't pay much attention to my saiyan family tree.
Homer: Hey. What's that noise? It sounds like someone saying "wak" over and
over.
Mojo: That sound in your hollow empty head is the sound of the ghost of the
dead marowak! You have awaken him by stupidly urinating on its dead body,
which has angered it so much, that it will probably do something so bad to
you. Perhaps, it will control your brain, not that you HAVE a brain, but
perhaps it will control your body, thus controlling your every action and/or
movement, which will.............................................
(business lawyers run over mojo once again)
Mojo:
CUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
Daffy: Are you okay in there, Homer? (silence) Homer? (silence) HEY,
STUPID!!!! (still silence)
Homer: (entering the center with the marowak ghost) I did it! Mission
completed! I'd like you all to meet the ghost of Marowak.
Marowak: These are your friends? This is WAK, yo!
(everyone except homer runs out scared)
Homer: Wanna go get a beer?
Marowak: Okay.
NEXT TIME ON FEAR!
Ash: (in misty's bedroom) Okay, so what am I doing in here again?
Misty: ASH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!?!?! (gives
Ash a beating)
Mojo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Misty: (bursting in the center) So, this was all YOUR idea? You're gonna pay,
Mojo! (gives mojo a beating)
Mojo:
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Vegeta: Gleep?
GodSmack: (singing) So far away.
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