Chapter 5

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GUYS! QUICK! HIDE!</div> <div> Duo: Why? Is Mojo STILL after your Staryu's ruby?</div> <div> Misty: NO! THE CENSOR MAN'S COMING! THE CENSOR MAN'S COMING!</div> <div> Sora: Who's the censor man?</div> <div> Misty: It's........it's.........IT'S.......</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Hi. Will you be my neighbors?</div> <div> Vegeta: We most certainly will not!</div> <div> Jessie: Prepare for trouble!</div> <div> James: Make it double!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, double trouble.</div> <div> Jessie: GET LOST, HOMER! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I OFTEN HANG AROUND WITH JAMES!</div> <div> James: What does THAT mean?</div> <div> Homer: Wanna go get some donuts?</div> <div> James: I thought you'd never ask.</div> <bR> <div> (james and homer run off)</div> <bR> <div> Daffy: There goes a duo of donut-loving morons.</div> <div> Meowth: Meowth, that's right.</div> <div> Ash: Pikachu, use your thundershock.</div> <div> Pikachu: Oh, I'll use my thundershock alright....(shocks Ash)</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: My goodness. An illegal team, a yellow man who is drunk, and a</div> <div> pikachu who shocks its own trainer. AND a foul-mouthed duck.</div> <div> Daffy: Well, whaddaya expect? I AM a fowl, y'know.</div> <div> Misty: Uh, Daffy. I don't think he means THAT kind of......</div> <div> Sora: No, no. He's got a point.</div> <div> Duo: He certainly does.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep?</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Wait. I thought you were all supposed to be cartoons for kids.</div> <div> Pikachu: Well, whaddaya know? WE'RE NOT! I hate the way my show's presented!</div> <div> Jessie: What?! YOUR show?</div> <div> Pikachu: I AM the star of Pokemon, after all.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Greed for stardom?</div> <div> Duo: It's like, we don't care about nothing, man.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: This is madness.</div> <div> Ash: Correction; POKEmadness.</div> <div> Misty: 3000.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Don't you guys EVER teach these readers anything?</div> <div> Meowth: No, not really.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: But isn't Pokemon about friendship, learning, caring, and....</div> <div> Pikachu: Um, let's see. I don't think so. It's about battling, action,</div> <div> comedy, fighting, and explosions.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Do you guys care more about action and comedy than you do about</div> <div> learning and teaching?</div> <div> Meowth: Uh-huh.</div> <div> Pikachu: Pretty much.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: You guys are all bad. You refuse to educate our young readers and</div> <div> all you ever do is make fools of yourselves!</div> <div> Jessie: What young readers?</div> <div> Misty: I see none.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep.</div> <div> Horsea: Horrrrsea.</div> <div> Mr. Rogers: Awwwwww, who's THIS little fella?</div> <div> Mojo: STAY BACK! I, Mojo Jojo, must test my greatest invention on this</div> <div> pathetic Horsea!</div> <bR> <div> (mojo pulls out his laser and a lickitung comes and licks horsea.)</div> <bR> <div> Horsea: SEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> Mojo: IT WORKS! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</div> <div> Misty: What have you done to Horsea?!?!?!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, licked horsea.</div> <div> Misty: NOT AGAIN!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, MOJO! (pulls out a laser and</div> <div> business lawyers run over mojo)</div> <div> Mojo: CCUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> To be continued.....................</div> <bR> <div> Mr. Rogers: AND THIS STORY'S TOO SHORT!!!!</div> <div> Sora: Our author's just too lazy, that's all.</div> <div> Author: LAZY?!?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL! THE NEXT STORY I WIRTE IS GOING TO BE A</div> <div> MOVIE SPECIAL!!!!</div> <div> Everyone Else: OH NO!! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>