Chapter 4

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We're back in Japan!</div> <div> Homer: Where's the beer?</div> <div> Misty: Shut up, Homer!</div> <div> Pikachu: It's a good thing WE don't drink beer.</div> <div> Meowth: Yeah, we wouldn't wanna end up like Homer.</div> <div> Daffy: He eats practically anything.</div> <div> Vegeta: Excuse me, mister. I'd like a large pizza with extra cheese and lots</div> <div> of gleeperoni.</div> <div> Duo: Don't you mean "pepperoni"?</div> <div> Vegeta: Isn't that what I just said?</div> <div> Duo: No, you said "gleeperoni".</div> <div> Vegeta: And your point is?</div> <div> Duo: (sighs) Never mind.</div> <div> Ash: Look at this. A preview for the 4th PokeMovie. It has Celebi, Suicune,</div> <div> some evil guy who wears a bucket over his head, and 3 new pokemon.</div> <div> Daffy: One looks like the pre-evolved form of Marril, that one looks like a</div> <div> chameleon, and....what is that, a sperm whale?</div> <div> Mojo: HAHA! You said "spe...............</div> <bR> <div> (daffy punches mojo in the jaw)</div> <bR> <div> Daffy: You, my friend, are sick-minded!</div> <div> Meowth: When are they gonna get new english names?</div> <div> Jessie: Hey, look at this. A special that features Raikou!</div> <div> Vegeta: Yeah. But too bad Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Brock, Jessie, James, and</div> <div> Meowth aren't in it.</div> <div> All pkmn characters: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!</div> <div> Duo: Yeah. See for yourself. Instead of Ash, they're going to have the guy</div> <div> from the g/s version for game boy.</div> <div> Vegeta: And insteand of Misty, they're going to have that girl from the</div> <div> crystal version.</div> <div> Daffy: And instead of Jessie, James, and Meowth, Team Rocket is going to have</div> <div> some muscular guy with shades and a periwinkle-haired chick.</div> <div> Mojo: And instead of Giovanni, who is the real evil mastermind behind Team</div> <div> Rocket, they are being led by some scientist man, who is definitly NOT the</div> <div> real leader of TR, but maybe he is, and Giovanni is just giving orders to a</div> <div> specific team of team rocket, or what if they're both leaders of Team Rocket?</div> <div> That would be weird. Because most organizations have one, and I mean only one</div> <div> leader who is large and in charge, like Giovanni, who is the real leader of</div> <div> Team Rocket. Or maybe the scientist man is the one who is large and in</div> <div> charge.......</div> <bR> <div> (business lawyers run over mojo.)</div> <bR> <div> Mojo: CUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!</div> <div> Daffy: Hmmm, y'know, about this girl from the Crystal Version. I heard that</div> <div> her default name is Kris. (just like the default name for the R/B/Y version</div> <div> character is Ash.) So I assume they're going to call her Kris in the English</div> <div> Verison of the Raikou special. That is, if they ever DO dub it.</div> <div> Vegeta: What about the guy trainer?</div> <div> Daffy: Dunno. I don't think they've ever bothered to give HIM a default name.</div> <div> Meowth: Maybe they did. If you play gold and silver and you select your own</div> <div> name, you'll see some default names and perhaps ONE of those names is the</div> <div> real default name for that guy. All except for Gold or Silver or Crystal,</div> <div> that is.</div> <div> Ash: What pokemon do those two use?</div> <div> Vegeta: The guy uses a Typhlosion. Hmm, he must've started his journey with a</div> <div> Cyndaquil. The girl uses a Misdreavus. And that poster also shows another</div> <div> trainer (who must be filling in for Brock), a Meganium, and a Croconaw. I</div> <div> wonder which of these trainers owns them.</div> <div> Duo: Well, when those two trainers, the new Team Rocket, the evil guy with</div> <div> the bucket, and the 3 new pokemon ever get new english names, maybe we'll put</div> <div> them on our fanfic.</div> <div> Daffy: I don't think we wanna do that.</div> <div> Duo: Why not?</div> <div> Daffy: (pointing to the pkmn cast who are growling in rage) That's why.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep?</div> <div> Tatsu: Taaaatsu!</div> <div> Misty: Wow, a Tatsu! Which is also a japanese horsea. It's so incredible!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmm, tatsu. (gulps it down.)</div> <div> Meowth: It's incredible to most of us. But it's edible to Homer.</div> <div> Misty: THAT DOES IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HOMER MUST PAY!</div> <div> James: Hey, everyone. I'm back. Do you like my new outfit?</div> <div> Mojo: Ummm, James. Why are you wearing Sailor Mars' clothes?</div> <div> James: I am woman, hear me roar.</div> <div> Sailor Mars: THERE YOU ARE! GIVE ME BACK MY OUTFIT, YOU PEREVERTED</div> <div> CROSSDRESSER!!!!</div> <div> James: (running around with Mars chasing him) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (everyone face-faults for no good reason)</div> <bR> <div> To be continued...........................</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Wait! There's more?</div> <div> Jessie: OBVIOUSLY!</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>