Chapter 3

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Nasty, boring old Egypt.</div> <div> Homer: Does Egypt have any beer?</div> <div> Vegeta: What do YOU think, Homer?</div> <div> Daffy: According to this map, there should be a pyramid with a 3000 yr. old</div> <div> mummy and lots of rare treasures.</div> <div> Horsea: Horrsea.</div> <div> James: I call the jewelry!</div> <div> Jessie: No, I get the jewelry!</div> <div> Pikachu: This isn't so surprising.</div> <div> Duo: Okay, guys. Let's get straightened out. HERE are the groups.</div> <bR> <div> GROUP 1:</div> <bR> <div> Meowth</div> <div> Daffy</div> <div> Homer</div> <div> Vegeta</div> <div> Horsea</div> <bR> <div> GROUP 2:</div> <bR> <div> Duo</div> <div> Pikachu</div> <div> Jessie</div> <div> James</div> <div> Mojo</div> <bR> <div> Mojo: I, Mojo Jojo, refuse to play a stooge to you people! That is to say, I</div> <div> will NOT be second banana (yum, banana!) to anyone here in this stupid piece</div> <div> of garbage that you call a fanfic! I want my OWN series where I, MOJO JOJO,</div> <div> am the star, the winner, and the ruler of the entire universe! So, why</div> <div> doesn't L1218 give me my own fics?!</div> <div> Daffy: Because, you're obnoxious....</div> <div> Meowth: And annoying....</div> <div> Vegeta: And extremely talkitive....</div> <div> Homer: And a monkey....</div> <div> Jessie: And loudmouthed....</div> <div> James: And greenfaced....</div> <div> Pikachu: And bigbrained....</div> <div> Homer: And a monkey....</div> <div> Duo: And unsuccessful....</div> <div> Author: And senseless....</div> <div> Horsea: Hoooorrsea.... (TRANSLATION: And freakylooking....)</div> <div> Homer: And a monkey!</div> <div> Mojo: I hate you all.</div> <bR> <div> (later)</div> <bR> <div> Mojo: Hmmmmmm, what's this? (pushes button that awakens the mummy who is</div> <div> called imhotep)</div> <div> Imhotep: I am free again. Now, I will use the Scrolls of Thebes to find the</div> <div> Manacle of Osiris and make the world my own. (chases everyone)</div> <div> Jessie: GOOD GOING, MOJO!!</div> <div> Daffy: YOU JUST HAD TO PUSH THAT BUTTON, DIDN'T YA?</div> <div> Mojo: I was just curious.</div> <div> Duo: Curiousity killed the cat!</div> <div> Meowth: HEY!!!! I resemble that remark!</div> <div> Duo: Oh, sorry. ^_^</div> <div> Pikachu: Now what do we do?</div> <div> Horsea: Horsea! (turns around and shoots ink at imhotep)</div> <div> Imhotep: ARGH! Rotten little fool! (takes horsea, wraps it up, and throws it</div> <div> into a tomb. But Homer catches it in time.)</div> <div> Meowth: Way to go, Homer! You saved Horsea!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmm, mummified horsea. (eats it)</div> <div> Meowth: Uhhhhh, let me rephrase that. Way to go, Homer! You ate Horsea!</div> <div> Vegeta: I wonder if Misty's reading this right now.</div> <div> Misty: Yes, I am! And Homer's going to PAY! But first, I'll handle Imhotep</div> <div> for mummifying Horse.....???????? Where'd he go?</div> <div> Imhotep: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, 3000 year old mummy. (gulps imhotep)</div> <div> Daffy: Homer has very sick tastes.</div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep!</div> <div> Misty: Sick tastes or not! He's going down! (her watch beeps) Whoops! I'm</div> <div> late for my gym battle. I'll deal with you later, Simpson! (takes off)</div> <div> Homer: What did she mean by......BURP!</div> <div> Jessie: Err, nothing.</div> <div> James: Behold! My newest rarest mint-condition bottle cap! It's purple like</div> <div> my hair. EEEEEEE! Homer, what are you doing?!</div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmm, newest rarest mint-condition bottle cap which is purple</div> <div> like James' hair.</div> <div> Mojo: HAHA! Stupid bottlecap.</div> <div> James: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY BOTTLECAPS LIKE THAT!!!! (starts beating mojo</div> <div> with an umbrella)</div> <div> Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> To be continued..........</div> <bR> <div> James: STAND STILL, MONKEYBONE! THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR THE FIRST 1000 TIMES!!</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>