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Chapter 2
Author: Lugia1218
Address: lugia1218@aol.com
Title: Episode 2: When Things Go Terribly Wrong
Ash: C'mon, Pikachu. You gotta get in your ball!
Pikachu: If you think that I'm going in that ball, then you're............
Homer: Where's the beer?
Misty: But, Ash! Why would you do this to Pikachu?! You two have known each
other for many years!
Jessie: We've been after Pikachu for many years.
James: But we never did.
Daffy: So maybe that's why Prof. Oak put these 2965 jolt-PikaShock helmets on
your heads.
Sora: If they get the urge to swipe Pikachu or any other pokemon, they'll get
a literal shock out of it.
Vegeta: Hey, guys! Have you seen where Mojo is?
Meowth: Oh, yeah. He's out trying to destroy those powerpuff girls and rule
the world again.
Duo: Really? When will he ever learn?
(they hear an explosion from a distance and they see Mojo flying their way)
Mojo: CUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
Misty: What just happened?
Daffy: I certainly hope it's not another one of those terrorist attacks.
Vegeta: Yeah! DOWN WITH BIN LADEN!!!!!!!
Meowth: Make him suffer! Make him pay!
Duo: No. I think Mojo was beat by the Powerpuff Girls again.
Mojo: Those foolish powerpuffs actually think I've given up easily, which I
most certainly have not! For I have yet another evil plan! I'm going out
again. Chow! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (leaves)
Homer: Chow?! WHERE?!
Vegeta: Gleep!
Duo: (sigh) I guess I'd better get going, too. I've got a gundam to build.
Meowth: Say, how's that coming along by the way?
Duo: Very nicely, thank you very much. C'ya! (leaves)
Ash: Misty and I have some training to do.
Misty: Let's train by helping those Powerpuff Girls that Mojo keeps talking
about.
Ash: Good idea. Off to Townsville! (they leave)
Vegeta: Hey, Homer. Shouldn't you be going too? One more late arrival and Mr.
Burns is gonna have your head.
Homer: Huh? What does THAT mean?
Vegeta: You'll be fired.
Homer: D'oh! (rushes off)
Sora: If anyone needs me, I'll be in Ash's room emailing Tai. (goes and does
just that)
Vegeta: Gleep! I think I'll go help Ash and Misty and the Jigglypuff Girls.
Pikachu: They're Powerpuff Girls, not Jigglypuff Girls!
Vegeta: Whatever. (flies off)
Jessie: Team Rocket ASSEMBLE! James, Meowth, we're off! (TR blasts off again)
Daffy: Well, Pikachu. That leaves just you and me. So, whaddaya wanna do?
Pikachu: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, let's go get some subs.
(later)
Pikachu: Man, now THAT was a great sammich!
Daffy: Yeah. Too bad they had to be stingey with the toppings. I told them no
mayo!!
Horsea: Horrrsea.
Pikachu: We gotta feed Horsea.
Daffy: We're out of Brock's Famous Pokemon Chow.
Pikachu: Oh well. I'll just give it the rest of my Peppered Pepper Sub. Open
wide!
(stuffs it in Horsea's mouth or snorkel or whatever.)
Horsea: SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............(passes out)
Pikachu: Uhhh, Horsea? Horsea. Uh-oh. Now, what're we gonna do? Misty's gonna
be mad.
Daffy: Don't worry, Pikamigo. We can always lie to her. We'll just tell her
that Mojo did it. She'll believe that anytime.
Pikachu: Yeah, good idea. Blame it on the monkey.
Meowth: Blame what on the monkey?
Jessie: Horsea died again, didn't it?
James: Do I look more fetching in pink or purple or yellow?
Sora: That Tai! He just hooked up with that Sailor Mini-Moon.
Vegeta: Gleepers! That was some battle! The good guys win again!!!!
Duo: I only have two more more days until the gundam is finished.
Ash: I'm so hungry. Need food!
Misty: Hey, what happened to Horsea?!
Pikachu/Daffy: (whistles)
Misty: (glaring) You two didn't have anything to do with this, did you?
Pikachu: Nope.
Daffy: Not at all.
Misty: (snapping) Okay, guys! I can tell when you're lying! It's not gonna
work what-so-ever! No matter what you say, I won't believe it!
Daffy: Well, you see. Two uhhhhh.....
Pikachu: Oompa Loompas!
Daffy: Yeah. Two Oompa Loompas came and they stuffed your pokemon with Willy
Wonka's newest creation.
Misty: What creation is that?
Pikachu: Peppered pepper subs.
Misty: Really? Well, those Oompa Loompas are gonna pay for what they did
to.........(gasps) HOMER, DON'T!!!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, stuffed horsea. (eats horsea)
Misty:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(inhales)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mojo zaps Misty with his laser)
Mojo: (laughs evilly) Yes! With Misty out cold, I can steal her Staryu and
when I steal her Staryu, I, MOJO JOJO, can use Staryu's ruby as an energy
source to my new creation, which is called "Mojo Jojo's newest evil creation
complete with a Staryu in which its ruby can be used as an antidote of
Chemical X that can eliminate the Powerpuff Girls' powers once and for
all"!!!!
Vegeta: Uhhhhhhh, maybe you should just give your creation a shorter name.
You used a name like that recently. And the Igglybuff Girls read the label
and avoided it with ease.
Ash: It's POWERPUFF, not IGGLYBUFF.
Meowth: Maybe you should put, like, a symbol on it or something.
Mojo: MY name for it is good enough, thank you very much! And now I......
(business lawyers come and run over Mojo)
Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSSSSEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
To be continued...............
Misty: COME ON OUT AND FACE ME, YOU OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!
Pikachu: Uhhhhh, maybe we should've just said that Mojo did it.
Daffy: Well, it's a little too late for that now. Misty's off to Wonka's
factory.
Homer: And so am I! (dashes off)
Vegeta: Gleep?
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