Chapter 1

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I'm Lugia1218, friend of JesusFreak. She told me she's retired from writing PWInc and wants me to carry on her legacy. So, I would consider this a tribute and/or devotion to JesusFreak. </div> <div> Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They all belong to their rightful owners. So PLEASE don't sue me. I'm just a freaking teenager. And please take no offense in what these characters say or do. They do what they do and they say what they say and that's all I have to say. </div> <div> Title: Episode 1: The New Mayhem Begins </div> <div> Ash: Well, we managed to escape JesusFreak forever. And some of the characters had gone back to their regular lives. </div> <div> Vegeta: Yeah, but only some of them. </div> <div> Misty: Now what? </div> <div> Pikachu: Now, we gotta try and escape THIS fanfic! </div> <div> Jessie: I can't believe there is someone who has a mind JUST as twisted as our former author. </div> <div> James: Why won't this madness end? </div> <div> Meowth: Our NEW author has written this series before. He was originally known as Dougbug322. But now he changed his name to Lugia1218. He used some of us and had used characters that JesusFreak never used. </div> <div> Daffy: Hey, guys. Look what just came in the mail. A giant balloon in the shape of a Meganium. </div> <div> Meowth: Daffy Duck here is one of them. Along with Homer Simpson, Horsea, Mojo Jojo, Totodile, etc. </div> <div> Ash: Totodile and Pikachu are always by my side. </div> <div> Totodile: Yeah, whatever. (starts dancing) </div> <div> Pikachu: WHOA! Save some of that for later, alligator! </div> <div> Homer: Where's the beer? </div> <div> Sora: Again with the beer?! GEEZ! </div> <div> Horsea: Horrrsea. </div> <div> Meowth: So you see. Different title, different cast, and same concept. Got it? Good. It's bad enough we all put up with James and Homer's stupidity, Mojo's mindless psycho babble, and all that. </div> <div> Mojo: Psycho babble?! I do not talk in psycho babble! Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING I say makes perfectly complete sense. I do not recite OR repeat anything I say over and over again, that is to say, I'm more perfect than any of you, which means that I, MOJO JOJO will one of these days destroy those rotten Powerpuff Girls, then I will destroy all of you, and then I will destroy the author..... </div> <div> Daffy: Like THAT'S ever gonna happen. </div> <div> Mojo: SHUT UP! I'm not finished talking! Now where was I? Oh yes, THEN I will destroy anyone who is reading this stupid, lame, senseless, and tasteless humored fanfic, then I will destroy everybody else, and then I will RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! </div> <div> (a bunch of business lawyers run over mojo jojo) </div> <div> Mojo: CUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </div> <div> Meowth: I wonder who did that? </div> <div> Duo: Oh, that was me. I'm Duo Maxwell. I make brief appearances anywhere, anytime, and anyplace. </div> <div> Misty: Well, now that Mojo Jojo's knocked out for a while, I challenge Ash to a battle. </div> <div> Ash: Another one?! But Misty, I whooped your sorry a.... </div> <div> Duo: Uh uh uh! We must ALL keep down the fowl language. </div> <div> Daffy: That rule doesn't apply to me. I AM a fowl, after all. So, (bleep) you all! </div> <div> Vegeta: Gleep! </div> <div> Ash: Misty, look. I've beaten you six times in a row using Pikachu alone. You REALLY need to start collect SOME pokemon that aren't water types. </div> <div> Misty: (stretching Ash's face) And what's THAT supposed to mean?! </div> <div> Sora: Looks like everything here's probably gonna be same old, same old for all of us. </div> <div> James: Behold! My famous bottlecap collection! </div> <div> Jessie: AGAIN with the bottlecaps?! </div> <div> (homer eats james' bottlecaps) </div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bottlecaps. </div> <div> James: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </div> <div> Daffy: Well, Sora. When you're right, you're right. Same old, same old indeed. </div> <div> Duo: Why did Homer just eat a lot of bottlecaps. Doesn't he know that they could have germs or other dangerous diseases? </div> <div> Meowth: Eh, what's the big deal. Nobody here actually cares. </div> <div> Daffy: True that. </div> <div> Jessie: What's with YOU two? </div> <div> Sora: They watch a lot of MTV. I wonder if Brittney Spears and Justin Timberlake are ever gonna get married? </div> <div> Vegeta: Man, Timberlake scored big on Spears and HE'S not even a super-saiyan! </div> <div> Pikachu: I don't think you need to be a super-saiyan to score women. </div> <div> Mojo: (recovering) Ouch, my head hurts, that is to say, it is not in good condition, which means, it is in extreme pain. </div> <div> Jessie: Look! Mojo's regaining conciousness. (smacks Mojo with her frying pan.) There. That's better. </div> <div> Daffy: HA! (author drops an anvil on daffy's head.) OW!!!! You're despicable!! </div> <div> Author: Why thank you. ^_^ </div> <div> Ash: Alright. If it'll get Misty to shut up for a change, I'll battle her again. Go, Totodile. </div> <div> Totodile: Uh, Ash. I'm already OUT of my lure ball. </div> <div> Sora: Lure ball? I thought pokemon are caught in pokeballs. </div> <div> Ash: A lure ball IS a pokeball. Only different. </div> <div> Misty: Time to send Totodile flying back to GatorLand! Go, Horsea!!!! (throws the ball and horsea comes out) </div> <div> Horsea: Horrsea. </div> <div> Misty: Horsea, use your Octazooka! </div> <div> Ash: Totodile, use Water Gun! </div> <div> Totodile: (dodges octazooka and uses water gun which knocks out horsea completely) Oh yeah! Who's bad? </div> <div> Duo: Horsea is unable to go on. Totodile wins. </div> <div> Misty: OH NO! NOT AGAIN! Ash is brainless and he can beat me too easily. Oh well, Horsea, retur........????????? Hey, where's Horsea?! AAAAAAAHHH!! HOMER!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! </div> <div> Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, horsea. (eats horsea up) </div> <div> Misty: (gasps) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</div> <div> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(inhales)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............................. </div> <div> (pikachu thundershocks misty) </div> <div> Pikachu: Well, hey. Some had to shut her up. </div> <div> Vegeta: Gleeperoni! </div> <div> Sora: Now, you all know what's in store for all of you when you read this miserable garbage. </div> <div> Meowth: And remember. Make sure our new author doesn't influence any of you to torture any cartoon characters like us. </div> <div> Daffy: If that ever happens, get out of that hazardous habit ASAP! If you can't, then you'll have a very bad reputation and a dirty twisted mind. </div> <div> To be continued................................... </div> <div> Pikachu: Continued? Oh no! </div> <div> Meowth: Come on! Like nobody here saw that coming. </div> <div> James: I didn't. </div> <div> Daffy: That's 'cause you're an idiot. Now, shut up, you man with the personality of a 8-year old girl. </div> <div> Vegeta: 8-year old girl. (snickers) </div> <div> Homer: SNICKERS?! WHERE?!?!?! </div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>