Chapter 1

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One of them will walk away with up to one million dollars. The rest will leave with nothing, as round by round they're voted off as... The Weakest Link!  I can't believe they didn't call me to host the show.  Nick is nothing like Anne.  I very serious just like her.</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Round 1</B></div> <div> Nick:  (Dressed like <B>Anne Robinson</B>) Welcome to a special Fanfic Authors edition of…THE WEAKEST LINK.  Any of the eight people in the studio tonight could win up to one million dollars. They don't know each other, however, if they want the money, they'll have to work as a team. But, seven of them will leave with nothing, as round by round we eliminate the player voted… The Weakest Link! Let's meet the team!</div> <bR> <div> Saevans:  Hello.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Hello.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans:  How you doing?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Fine.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans:  I'm Saevans; I'm 18 and live in New York.</div> <bR> <div> Zeth:  I'm Zeth Raltier, Webmaster of the Pokémon Library the Web Address is-</div> <bR> <div> (Camera's turns to next contestant)</div> <bR> <div> Zeth:  Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  No advertising.</div> <bR> <div> Karl:  I'm Karl Rennie; I'm 16 and writer of-</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  NO ADVERSTISING!!</div> <bR> <div> Karl: Darn!</div> <bR> <div> (Camera's turns to next contestants)</div> <bR> <div> (Blackeyez, Iggy, and Psycho)</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  I'm-</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez:  Why do you go first?</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  I write the fic.  That's Why!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho:  How come we have to share on booth?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Because…(thinks for about 5 minutes) I donno (shrugs shoulders.)</div> <bR> <div> (Camera starts to move)</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  Hey I didn't finish!</div> <bR> <div> Cameraman:  Well Nick wasted time thinking we have to cut you short.</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  You will pay! (Jumps at Cameraman but Psycho grab his foot Iggy falls flat on his face.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho:  Continue.</div> <bR> <div> (Camera moves to Busta)</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Hey Busta (winks at Busta) you're look very good today.</div> <bR> <div> Busta:  You're not getting your own Fic!</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  But-</div> <bR> <div> Busta:  I'm Busta; I'm 13 and Nick will not have his own fic.</div> <bR> <div> (Camera moves to next contestant)</div> <bR> <div> Dan:  I'm Dan; Wanna RP!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  (Is crying) No…(to himself) Mean Busta.</div> <bR> <div> (Camera moves to next contestant)</div> <bR> <div> Silver Seadrea:  Hi!  I'm a girl who lives in Australia isn't that cool.</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  SILVER I LO- (Blackeyez put his hand over his mouth)</div> <bR> <div> (Camera moves to next contestant)</div> <bR> <div> Cullen Pittman:  Hi, I'm Cullen Pittman I write the fic The Poké-Odyssey.</div> <bR> <div> Zeth:  How come he got to advertise?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  (blows nose) What? (Looks around) Now for the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your target of $125,000 within the time limit. There are eight of you, so the fastest way to reach your target is to create a chain of eight correct answers. Get your question wrong, and you break the chain and lose all the money in that chain. But if you say the word "BANK!" before the question is asked, the money is safe, however you start a brand new chain. Remember, ONLY the money that has been banked will be carried over to the next round. </div> <bR> <div> The first round lasts for 2:30. The order you're playing in was randomly selected before the show. We'll start with the player in the first position. That's you Saevans.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans:  Hello.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Hello.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans: How you doing?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Fine.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans: Good.</div> <bR> <div> Nick: (thinks) What were we doing?</div> <bR> <div> Afro:  The Weakest Link!</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Right… Let's play The Weakest Link!</div> <bR> <div> (Camera moves to Saevans)</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Start the clock.  Saevans How many Pokémon are you able to capture in the Red and Blue version of Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Saevans: 151?</div> <bR> <div> Nick: No 123.</div> <bR> <div> Samantha:  Nick the answer is on the board in front of you!</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  It is? (Looks at board 150 is on it)  Cool 150?  I only caught 1.</div> <bR> <div> Samantha: You're wasting time!</div> <bR> <div> Nick: I am…(looks at clock) Oh…Zeth How do you capture a Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Zeth: With a Pokéball?</div> <bR> <div> Nick: You do?</div> <bR> <div> Zeth: Yes.</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Oh then that right.  </div> <bR> <div> (1,000)</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Karl what is the name of the trainer who is Ash's rival?</div> <bR> <div> Karl: Gary?</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Gary?  Is that right (looks at board) Oh it is…Iggy-</div> <bR> <div> (2,500)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez:  Why did you say his name first?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Cause that is how it is in alphabetical order.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Ohh…</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Who writes the fic the Truth About Jessica?</div> <bR> <div> Iggy: Oh…its Silver-</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez:  My name should come first!</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Silver my name should come first is incorrect the correct answer is Silver SEADRA.  (Winks at Silver)</div> <bR> <div> (0)</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Busta (gives him the thumbs up) what is my last name?</div> <bR> <div> Busta:  What?  I never gave you a last name.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  That is correct!</div> <bR> <div> (1,000)</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Dan!</div> <bR> <div> Dan: BANK</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  What is the meaning of the word R.P?</div> <bR> <div> Dan: Umm…(thinks for a while) Red Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  I think that is…WRONG!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Bank 1,000)</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Silver Seadra. (Winks at Silver)  What does the "T" in TMB stand for?</div> <bR> <div> Silver Seadra:  Togipy?</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Wrong!  You spelled it wrong!</div> <bR> <div> (Round End music play)</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  That round is over.  And from a possible ummm…how ever much money you managed to bank only $1,000!  You guys suck!  Except Busta and Seadra of course (gives Busta thumbs up and winks at Seadra).  Who doesn't know how much is one plus one?</div> <bR> <div> (Audience Laughs.)</div> <bR> <div> Nike: No for real what is one plus one?</div> <bR> <div> Zeth: (sighs) Two.</div> <bR> <div> Nick Thanks…It's time to vote off The Strongest Link!</div> <bR> <div> Samantha:  Weakest!</div> <bR> <div> Nick: The Strongest Weakest Link!</div> <bR> <div> Zeth: NO just weakest.</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Its time to vote off "No just Weakest" Link!</div> <bR> <div> Afro: Statically, the strongest link for this round is Busta he answered his question correct.  Dan also banked the most money but will the votes follow the statistics?</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Voting over its time to reveal who you think is The Weakest Link.</div> <bR> <div> Saevans:  Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> Zeth: Dan.</div> <bR> <div> Karl: Blackeyez.</div> <bR> <div> Iggy: Da-</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez:  NO I get to do it! (swings at Iggy, but Iggy catches his fist.)</div> <bR> <div> Iggy:  You wanna play like that! (swings at Blackeyez, but Blackeyez catches his fist.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho:  (shakes his head and pushes the button) Dan.</div> <bR> <div> Busta: Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> Dan:  Karl!</div> <bR> <div> Silver Seadra: Iggy.</div> <bR> <div> Cullen Pittman: Zeth.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Silver why Iggy?</div> <bR> <div> Silver Seadra:  He has been acting pretty weird ever since this fic started.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Could it be because he is feeling intimidated by my masculine presence?  (Winks at Silver)</div> <bR> <div> Silver Seadra:  NO!</div> <bR> <div> Samantha: Yeah right!</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Oh…well Dan with two votes you are The Weakest Link...hello!</div> <bR> <div> Busta:  It's "Goodbye".</div> <bR> <div> Nick: What you're leaving?  But you didn't get voted off!</div> <bR> <div> Dan: What?!</div> <bR> <div> Zeth:  But Iggy, Blackeyez and Psycho got voted.</div> <bR> <div> Nick:  Only once each.</div> <bR> <div> Dan: But- (Nick waves his arm.  Dan takes the walk of shame)</div> <bR> <div> (Backstage) </div> <bR> <div> Dan:  I can't believe I went first!  If anyone should have gone it was Iggy and his friends each vote should count for three, not for one each!  Well, might as well go RP!</div> <bR> <div> Nick: 7 players left to go one more player will take the walk of shame when we return to…ummm…The Weakest Link!</div> <bR> <div> (Camera fades)</div> <bR> <div> Nick: Wait!  Don't fade!  Come back!  Let me smile first!</div> </td> </tr></table></body>