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The Truth About Tracey
The Truth About Tracey
By Blackeyez, Psycho, and N. Igma
Narrator: After their scare in Saffron City, we find our heroes going back
to some old roots.
Ash: Ahhh, it's great to be back on these old paths!
Brock: We won't get lost again! (Ash socks him)
Misty: We're back at that Dark City place!
Josh: Listening to Metallica again, Matt?
Matt: No, Creed. I hate Metallica right now because Lars deleted my Napster
files!
Josh: Well, we're here. Take off your headphones and come on!
(The place looks like Ground 0)
Matt: This place looks like Ground Zero!
Blackeyez: I just said that!
N. Igma: Shut up, Blackeyez!
Blackeyez: Make me!
N. Igma: If you say so!
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Blackeyez: Ow! Stop bashing my head on the keyboard!
(Back to our heroes)
Ian: This ain't Hiroshima!
Josh: You don't suppose Yas and Kas did this, do you?
Ash: I THOUGHT TOLD THOSE TWO TO STOP FIGHTING!
Brock: Hey! There's a Yas guy over there! (They run over to him)
Josh: Talk to us!
Misty: (bashing Josh) He's unconscious, you idiot!
Yas Guy: Ungghhhhh.
Matt: Are you OK?
Yas Guy: He.attacked.city.Yas...Kas.couldn't.stop.destroyed.
Ash: Let's get him to a hospital.
Josh: (rubbing arm from where Misty bashed him) How about me, too?
Brock: The only place near us is a Pokémon Center in Vermilion.
Misty: Close enough. (They drag him there)
Ash: Last time it took us ten days!
Misty: Because YOU had to assemble your dream team!
Brock: Come on, Nurse Joy needs to see me...er, him!
(They walk in and are shocked)
Ian: Whoa.
Matt: I am shocked!
Blackeyez: Not again!
N. Igma: Shut up!!
(The place is packed with people in sleeping bags)
Nurse Joy: (walks in) Quiet! People are sleeping!
Josh: Sorry, we didn't know. Brock would like that with a certain someone...
Brock: (blushing) Hey!!!
Ash: Why are they sleeping here?
Misty: Yeah?
Josh: THEY'LL BE NEXT!!
Misty: SHUT UP!!! (Gives Josh a piledriver)
Josh: Owww!!! My achin' head!
Matt: Who caused the damage in Dark City?
Nurse Joy: The same person who these people are scared of!
The gang: WHO?!?!
Nurse Joy: I can't tell you that! He must not be named!
Josh: Like that Harry Potter villain!
Misty: You read that?!
Josh: Got a problem with it?
Nurse Joy: I'll do all I can.(the guy wakes up)
Yas Guy: Must.stop.him.
Ian: He looks dead tired!
Matt: Har dee har.
Ash: Can you us anything else?
Yas Guy: Rules.other.towns...new.head.of Rockets.wants.to rule.the world.
Wants.you.three...dead. (Points to Ash, Misty, and Brock)
Brock: Oh no.
Yas Guy: Can't...hold on.much.longer.you...must.stop.T.T...unhh.(he dies)
Nurse Joy: We've lost him.
Misty: Too bad.
Narrator: Far away.
???: Alcapone.Alcapone, do you read me? This is your master calling. (The
screen flickers to life. A man in a black Rocket uniform is shown)
Dee: Dee Alcapone reporting for duty. What is your command?
???: Execute Operation Pikachu. You will find the targets in Vermilion City.
Dee: Yes sir. Over and out. (The screen goes blank)
???: I will have my revenge on you three.I swear. (Laughs evilly)
Narrator: Back to our heroes.
Misty: This is so depressing. I think I'll go fishing.
Ian: Where?!
Misty: I saw a lake back there, while we were carrying that guy here.
Josh: Leave it to Misty to remember that!
Misty: Whatever. (She goes off)
Matt: There she goes. So, Brock, can your rock Pokémon help me bury this
guy? (Everyone stares) What?
Narrator: And so, Misty went out to the lake.
Misty: Ah, it feels so good to get out! (She casts her line. About five
minutes later, something pulls on it.) Hey! I got a bite! Maybe it's a
Slowpoke or a Golduck or maybe even a.(she pulls up the catch).Tentacruel.
(Her eyes grow big) Ohhh.I've always wanted a Tentacruel! Come here, big
guy. (The Tentacruel unhooks itself and Wraps Misty in its tentacles) Hey!
What're you doing?! Get off!! (The Tentacruel injects her with something
through its tentacles) Ack.Poison Sting. (She slumps, not dead, but
unconscious. A man in a black Rocket uniform comes out of the bushes)
Dee: Good work, Tentacruel. (Smirks)
Narrator: Later.
Brock: Yech! I do NOT want to bury someone again!
Matt: She's been gone for three hours! Would she be out this long?
Josh: With how much she loves fishing, I'd say yes.
Ash: I'm going to go look for her.
Brock, Josh, Matt, and Ian: AHA! (Ash pounds them)
Ash: I'm going to go look for her and that's that. You better not try and
stop me. (He runs out the door)
Brock: I'm going to go try and stop him. (He runs after Ash)
Ian: Well, it's just me and you two. Let's play cards!
Narrator: To our heroes.
Ash: I'm coming, Misty!
Brock: Come back, Ash!
(They find Misty sitting on a stump, bound and gagged.)
Ash: Misty! What happened? (He takes off the gag just as Brock runs up)
Misty: It's a trap! (A Jolteon leaps out of the bushes and lands in front of
our heroes)
Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt! (Pikachu zaps the lightning pokémon, but it has
no effect)
Dee: (comes out of the bushes) Fool! Jolteon cannot be harmed by electric
attacks! Jolteon! Thunder Wave! (It paralyzes Ash, Brock, and Pikachu, and
they fall to the ground.) Ha ha ha! Now I have you! (He ties them up)
Jolteon, return! Now I'll just load you into my vehicle and.(Misty kicks
him) OW! Why you.(He ties together her ankles. She kicks him in the family
jewels with both feet) OWWW!!! (Falls to the ground) This is gonna be harder
than I thought.oww.
Narrator: Back to our heroes.again.
Matt: Royal flush! Beat that!
Josh: 5 aces!
Ian: Five?! You cheated again!!! There's only FOUR aces!!!
Josh: Oops.how'd that extra ace get in there.
Ian: Now take off your pants, too!!
Matt: It's been four more hours. Don't you think they'd be back by now?
Josh: With how much he loves Misty, I'd say yes.
Ian: (shuffling) Tell me about it!
Matt: I say we should go after them! They're probably in trouble!
Josh: (sighs) Let's go.after I put my clothes back on.
Narrator: Our heroes are on the road a scant ten minutes when.
Jessie: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
James: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!
Josh: Electrode, Explosion. (Electrode flies into a nearby tree. It
explodes, all the leaves fall off, and Team Rocket crashes to the ground.)
Jessie: To.to.denounce.the.the evils.
Matt: Yeah, yeah, we know. What do you know about the.hey, what's with your
clothes?
Jessie: Don't like my fashion style, punk?
Ian: No! It's just two weird things. First of all, you're in normal clothes,
not Rocket uniforms. Second of all, James is wearing the GUY'S clothes and
Jessie is wearing the GIRL'S clothes! Now THAT'S weird!!
James: (grabs Ian by the neck) GOT A PROBLEM WITH CROSSDRESSERS, PUNK?!?!
Ian: It was a joke! Honest!! (James drops him)
Josh: So, what IS with your clothes?
Meowth: (gets sad) The new boss kicked us out.
Jessie: To live on the streets.
James: All alone.
TR: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! (They start crying those anime flood-tears.)
Matt: Hey guys.(whispers in huddle) Hey Team R!
Josh: How'd you like revenge on this loser?
Meowth: Let my claws on him! Meowth!
Ian: Then let's go! (They travel off.)
(Ten more minutes later.)
Cassidy: TO INFECT THE WORLD WITH DEVASTATION!
Butch: TO BLIGHT ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!
Josh: You know the drill.(Electrode flies into a nearby tree. It explodes,
all the leaves fall off, and Butch and Cassidy crash to the ground. Raticate
lands on their heads.)
Meowth: Want somma dis, sewer rat? (He and Raticate face off)
Cassidy: Ooohh. Hey, what're you two doing here?!
Jessie: Why would YOU want to know, Cassidy?
Josh: Ladies, ladies! Evil or not, don't get hostile! I hate catfights!
Jessie: Stay out of this, little boy!
Cassidy: Yeah!
Josh: What're you gonna do, whip me with your horrendously long hair?!
Jessie and Cassidy: WHY YOU.?!?!
Butch: Hello, James.
James: What's up, Botch?
Butch: It's Butch!!!
James: Sorry, Botch.
Butch: IT'S BUTCH!!!!!!
Ian: Chill, guys! You shouldn't be fighting. Ya know, you two have a lot in
common.
Butch and James: Really?
Ian: Yeah. For instance, you both have weird voices.
Butch and James: HEY!!!
Matt: QUIIIIIEEEETTTTT!!!!! (Everyone stares at Matt) Listen, if we're going
to stop this guy, we need to CHILL!!!
All: OK.
Josh: Say, Butch and Cassidy are in normal clothes too! Did you get kicked
out as well?
Butch: (sadly) Yes.
Cassidy: How could get kicked out?! I can see why Jessie would, she's
worthless!
Matt: Not this again! Look, Butch, Cassidy, can you tell us where we would
find this new boss?
Cassidy: No way!
Ian: Not even a little hint?
Butch: Welll.
Cassidy: Butch, he has spies everywhere! They may be listening right now!!
Josh: Baloney. Where is the Rocket base?
Cassidy: (whispering) In an abandoned warehouse just outside of Fuchsia
City. (Suddenly two dozen Rockets pop out of the bushes.)
Butch: Told ya.
Our heroes and the renegade Rockets: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(Josh jumps on Kangaskhan, Matt jumps on Venusaur, Ian jumps on Raichu,
James jumps on Weezing, and Jessie jumps on Arbok while Meowth grabs on to
its tail. Butch and Cassidy both jump on Raticate, but it collapses under
their weight and some Rockets hit them with pepper spray and nightsticks.
Meanwhile our heroes escape.)
Josh: That was TOO close!
Ian: Yeah!
Matt: Let's get to the warehouse.
Josh: Matt, you sound like Ash!
Ian: No one made YOU the leader!
Matt: Heh heh.
Jessie: We'll show you brats the way.I guess.
(They take our heroes to the warehouse)
Matt: Aren't you coming?
James: I'm not going in there!
Meowth: Good luck, kiddos! (TR heads for the hills)
TR: We're running away again!!!
Ian: Cowards.
(Our heroes sneak in, to make a long story short.)
Blackeyez: Basically, they took out the guards, ran in, and within minutes
found the throne room of the Rockets.
Ian: Throne room?!
N. Igma: Yeah, a throne room! Now back to the story.
(In the throne room are three large glass columns. Ash, Misty, and Brock are
each in one. A chair, its back facing our heroes, is raised 20 feet up.)
??? in chair: HA HA HA!!! So, you fools, have come to save your friends.
Ian: No, we're the pizza delivery guys. Why do you think we're here?!
??? in chair: A wise guy, eh?
Ian: I am wise!
??? in chair: Sure you are, little fool.
Ian: Raichu, go! Use your Thunderbolt!
(As Ian's Raichu uses Thunderbolt, a blue blur knocks it down, screwing up
the aim. It zaps part of the control panel.)
??? in chair: What the-(his voice changes, and this new voice is eerily
familiar)-heck do you think you're doing?!
Matt: That voice.
Josh: It couldn't be.
Ian: It figures if it's.
Blue blur: Marril!
Josh, Matt, and Ian: TRACEY?!?!
Tracey: (whirls around in chair) Yes, it was I, Tracey! My Marril displaced
your Raichu's shot and it destroyed my voice synthesizer! But I have no need
for that device anymore!
Matt: But.why?
Tracey: That is a long story. it was so unfair! In the world called "Earth,"
in another universe, were our TV show airs.I gained documents of this world
through a thing called the "Internet".Ash, Misty, and Brock were getting all
the publicity! Even after I took Brock's place, people liked him better! So
I vowed in this universe, I would have revenge for myself!
Josh: Talk about your trippy anime plots.
Ian: We're on TV? Hi, Mom!!
Blackeyez, N. Igma, and Psycho: THIS IS A FANFIC UNIVERSE, NOT A TV
UNIVERSE!!!
Tracey: But that fool Ivy.she failed me and Brock is free!
Brock: YOU put Ivy up to that?!
Tracey: Yes. (Laughs evilly) And, in case you haven't figured it out by now,
I ordered your execution at Silph! (Stops laughing) But you slipped through
the fingers of Dee Alcapone and myself. But now there is no escape. (Grins
horribly) I will kill you one by one.starting with you three! Venomoth,
subdue them! (Tracey's Venomoth appears)
Matt: I thought you had a Venonat!
Tracey: You think I do no training in my spare time? Venomoth, Psybeam!
(Matt and Ian are hit, but Josh isn't) Now, Stun Spore the other one! (Josh
is paralyzed)
Josh: Can't.move.
Tracey: Scyther, go! (Scyther comes out, looking murderous)
Ash: Ack! I thought that episode never was in this universe!
Blackeyez, N. Igma, and Psycho: Um.uh.shut up!
Tracey: Use the Guillotine attack.
Josh: (as Scyther prepares to behead him) NOOO!!! (A Pokéball falls from his
belt. Ninetales comes out and rams Scyther) Thanks, Ninetales! (It brushes
Josh with its tails and Josh is freed) Use Flamethrower! (Scyther is hit
with the flame. It runs around on fire screaming)
Matt: Ook.
Ian: My achin everything!
Josh: Let's get Tracey!!!
Matt: Venusaur, go!
Ian: Raichu, let's get that Marril!
Josh: Ninetales, let's cook these bugs! FIRE SPIN!!! (Venomoth is enveloped
in fire and faints)
Tracey: Marril, HYDRO PUMP!!! (Ninetales is knocked out.)
Josh: No!
Matt: Shall we?
Ian: Surely!
Matt: Vine Whip! (Marril is wrapped in Venusaur's vines)
Ian: Thunder strike! (Marril is fried like a bass)
Matt: Dual weakness! It must be half dead!
(Scyther is running around setting everything on fire)
Tracey: Why you.
Matt: Slowbro, go! Mega Punch!!! (Tracey is knocked to the ground)
(Our heroes free, well, our heroes and Giovanni)
Ash: Thanks, guys!
Misty: Yeah, thanks!
Giovanni: Yes, thank you.
Brock: Let's escape!
(Our heroes [and villain] dodge falling, burning debris)
Tracey: Unngghh. AAAHHH!!! (His chair topples over. The long beam holding it
up pins his legs) Argh! Can't.get free.(Scyther, on fire, runs by screaming
bloody murder. Then a beam hits it in the back. It topples over, claw arm
extended.) NOOOOOO!!!!!! (The sword-like arm falls across Tracey's neck.)
(Back to our heroes [and villain], they made it out just as the building
crumbled.)
Brock: That was close!
Giovanni: As I hate to say it, thank you.
Josh: It's OK.
Matt: No prob.
Ian: You owe us now, so howzabout not trying to kill us anymore?
Giovanni: Hah! I owe you nothing! (He calls out a Dragonite and jumps on its
back) We live to fight another day! (He flies off)
All: WE WON!
Ash: (shaking Matt's hand) I hear you were quite the leader, Matt.
Matt: Aw, shucks.
Misty: (hugs Josh) You saved us! Thank you! (Pulls away suddenly) Ew, did I
just do that?
Josh: Yes you did.(sly grin) Admit it, Misty.
Misty: (Pulls her hand back to slap him, but changes her mind) Nah, I won't
pound you. Not just yet, anyway.
Brock: (Slaps Ian's hand) Way to go, Ian! (They do football chest-bangs)
Narrator: And so our heroes saved our heroes, and the world is safe from
Tracey, thanks to our heroes.er, some of them.
N. Igma: What should we do for our next fic?
Blackeyez: Oh, we'll think of something.
Psycho: The Sthuper End!
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