And Digimon is the Sun

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Igma</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Narrator: Our heroes are getting ready to go to DigiWorld!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Now remember, no hostilities.</div> <bR> <div> Others: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Say, Matt is off by himself! I wonder why.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I'M LISTENING TO S&M, YOU IDIOT! (Sighs) It's just not fair.Everyone</div> <div> has a girlfriend. Well, Josh just flirts. And Brock doesn't have any.but</div> <div> he's hopeless. And Ash has Misty. (Sighs again)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Maaatt! We're goin' to Digimon! Ooops, forgot, headphones. (Walks</div> <div> over) Time to go, Matt.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Coming! (Everyone teleports to Digiworld)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ah, Digiworld. Soon I shall rule this land.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What'd you say?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Nothing!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: There're the DigiDestined!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That was fast. Blackeyez and N. Igma must want to get this part over</div> <div> with.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez and N. Igma: That's right!</div> <bR> <div> Ash/Tai: AH HAH! So YOU'RE Tai/Ash! Stop copying me, poser! Hmph!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hi, I'm Matt.</div> <bR> <div> DD Matt: Me too!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: This could get confusing!</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: (holds out hand to Josh so they can shake) My name's Mimi.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (Slips off her glove and kisses her hand) A pleasure to meet you,</div> <div> mademoiselle.</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: My, what a gentleman!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Josh? A GENTLEMAN?! AH HAH HAH!!! (Josh socks her)</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: I take that back.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: (Helps Misty up) Are you okay?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Yeah.he's gonna abuse his wife when he grows up.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I heard that!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Then she'll get the black-eyed peas!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You listen to too much country music!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Did someone say music?</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Hi! What's your name?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (blushing furiously) Well, I, um. I'm Matt.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: I'm Sora. (Sees headphones around Matt's neck) What were you listening</div> <div> to?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Metallica.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: I LOVE METALLICA! THE DRUMMER LARS IS SO CUTE!!! (Hugs Matt, then</div> <div> stops and whispers in his ear.) But not as cute as you, though. (Kisses him</div> <div> on the cheek)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Homina homina.</div> <bR> <div> A short distance away.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What is that thing?</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Agumon.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Look at this! Charmander go! (Out pops Charmander)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ash, I thought you had Charizard.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I did. But he de-evolved specially for this episode.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma and Blackeyez: IT'S A SECRET!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Time to destroy that Charmander cop-off! Flamethrower attack!</div> <bR> <div> Agumon: Pepper Breath!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: PEPPER BREATH?! WHAT KIND OF A MANLY NAME IS THAT?!</div> <bR> <div> Agumon: That's not funny! AGUMON WARP-DIGIVOLVED TO WARGREYMON!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey! That's not fair!</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: (flies in) Eat this! (A giant Psybeam blasts WarGreymon)</div> <bR> <div> Matt and Sora: STOP!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (sings) In the name of love! (Both sock him)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You don't think he figured it out, do you?</div> <bR> <div> Sora: I'm not sure.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I DID NOT JUST HEAR THAT!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Uh oh.</div> <bR> <div> Tai: You tried to steal my girlfriend!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: I'm not your girlfriend! Wait a sec, you like me?</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Um, uh.(to Matt) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME SAY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Don't mess with my friend!</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Look at that! I think fake Adidas-boy is right! Sora's holding hands</div> <div> with that guy!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Am not! (Shakes fist at him, but realizes it's the hand she was</div> <div> holding Matt's with) Ooops.</div> <bR> <div> Tai: This is an outrage! A Digimon character in love with a Pokémon</div> <div> character!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You mean a Pokémon character in love with a Digimon character.</div> <bR> <div> Izzy: Uh-oh.</div> <bR> <div> Tai: No I don't!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: BULBASAUR GO!!!</div> <bR> <div> Palmon: (sees Bulbasaur) Ooooh!</div> <bR> <div> Bulbasaur: Bulba? Bulba.BULBA! (Runs for life when he sees Palmon's eyes)</div> <bR> <div> Palmon: Poison Ivy! Come over here! (Pulls Bulbasaur close) You cute little</div> <div> plant-lizard, you!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: NOW look what your Digi-thingy did! Now you'll REALLY pay! Charmander,</div> <div> attack!</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Agumon, Digivolve! (Greymon appears)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Fire Spin! (A battle ensues)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Men. They're sooo ridiculous!</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: All because your stupid Digi-buddy screwed up.</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: He's not stupid!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I didn't know you went for morons with nappy hair!</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: You do too!! (They start fighting)</div> <bR> <div> DD Matt: Can't believe those two.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: It's a battle for power. They both want to be the best hero.</div> <bR> <div> DD Matt: I'm the best sidekick!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Oh yeah, Harmonica-Boy?</div> <bR> <div> DD Matt: Got a problem, Squinty? (They fight too)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Dudes and dudettes, chill! Like, peace and love, man!</div> <bR> <div> Brawlers: SHADDAP! (Josh is pounded)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Peace out. (Faints with peace sign in fingers)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's get out of here!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: Don't worry, I'll hold them off! (Matt and Sora run off holding</div> <div> hands)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Out on an open field.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Isn't this romantic, Matt?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well, I, uh.I wouldn't know. I haven't had many girlfriends before.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: None at all?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Welll.on Valentine's Day, my friends felt bad for me, so they hooked</div> <div> me up with a cheerleader for the day. She was nice, but.(blushes) You're a</div> <div> lot nicer.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: (blushes) Thanks. (Pause) Let's run away, Matt!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Eh?</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Go away together, just the two of us!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sora, we can't leave our friends. You don't want to leave yours</div> <div> behind, do you?</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Well, now that you mention it.no. I can't.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Plus, we have worlds to save, and.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (runs up panting) Matt!.Sora!.Pokémon.Digimon.fighting.worse.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Oh no!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Not even Mewtwo can stop them! Hurry!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So, the peace-loving three ran off to stop the war that had broken</div> <div> out between the monster animes. They find the original three have sent out</div> <div> all their Pokémon to battle WarGreymon and MetalGarrurumon!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Who are they?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: The DigiDestined's two strongest Digimon. You'd have to watch the</div> <div> show. WarGreymon is a T-Rex with body armor and MetalGarrurumon is a wolf</div> <div> with armor that has missile launchers and stuff. Back to the story.</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: (runs up to Matt and Sora) Can't.hold.em off.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Are you gonna be OK?</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: I've lost a lot of HP.if you'll excuse me, I have to go Recover. (He</div> <div> flies off)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: How do ya like that? He walks out on us!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: (runs over to Tai) Tai, stop this!</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Out of the way, Sora! (Throws her down)</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Unngh. (WarGreymon powers up a Tera Force attack and hurls the ball of</div> <div> red energy at Sora!) AAAHHH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Look out!!! (He jumps in front to the blast, gets hit, and is hurled</div> <div> back several feet)</div> <bR> <div> Sora: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (She runs to Matt's side) No, Matt.speak to me.oh, Matt!</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone runs over)</div> <bR> <div> Tai: Oh no.it was an accident.don't let this happen.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (bawling) HE WAS MY BEST PAL!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Suddenly, Matt stirs)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Uhhh.oh my achin.EVERYTHING!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: MATT! YOU'RE ALIVE! (She throws her arms around him)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It's beautiful.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ya know, she reminds me of you, Mist.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm so happy I won't kill you just now.</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: (flies in) That's not fair! That attack took out half my HP; it</div> <div> should have killed him!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Shut up or I'll never put you in a fic again.</div> <bR> <div> Mewtwo: Humph! (He flies away)</div> <bR> <div> Meanwhile.</div> <bR> <div> DD Matt: Come on Sora.</div> <bR> <div> Mimi: Go, girlfriend!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You can do this, Matt!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It's easy!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! (Misty knocks him to the ground)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (whispers) Let that one slip.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: WHAT WAS THAT?! (Misty knocks him to the ground too)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oops, I did it again.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Britney Spears? Where?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Here we go.</div> <bR> <div> Sora: Let's do it.</div> <bR> <div> (They make out. Everyone cheers)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Well, we gotta get going! (Takes TV-TRC) See ya, guys!</div> <bR> <div> DigiDestined: BYE!</div> <bR> <div> Sora: I'll see you later, Matt! (Blows him a kiss. Matt blushes. They</div> <div> vanish.)</div> <bR> <div> Carson Daly: And next up on Total Request Live is.(Our heroes materialize on</div> <div> the stage) What the heck?!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oops, we're on MTV.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's stay for a while!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey Carson! Where's your girlfriend Christina Aguilera? (Carson starts</div> <div> chasing him around the set) Hey, she IS hot!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Aw, N*SYNC's number 1 again!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: SO?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well, I run the show now! (Grabs Carson's microphone) Who's up for</div> <div> some Metallica? (The guys in the audience cheer. The girls boo.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Gimme that mic! (She starts chasing Matt as "I Disappear" plays)</div> <bR> <div> END</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: That was a good ending. (Shakespeare appears in a time portal)</div> <bR> <div> Shakespeare: Thou hast stolen my story!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Ah, shaddap, Renaissance geek!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Yeah, we're not the only ones! (Shoves Shakespeare back in the time</div> <div> portal)</div> <bR> <div> REAL END</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>