A Mankey Wrench in the Pokémon Factory

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Josh: We find yours truly and his motley crew walking down the road.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What the?.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You're not the narrator, Josh!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: So what? Anyway, we find Ash, the trainer from Pallet.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Soon to be the world's greatest Pokémon master!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You wish! I am! (Ash glares) Misty, his fiery girlfriend from</div> <div> Cerulean.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: For the hundredth time, I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Brock, the gym leader, breeder, and womanizer from Pewter.whom I might</div> <div> add, has NEVER successfully asked a girl out this ENTIRE series.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Don't remind me!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Matt, the headphone-wearing trainer from Vermilion.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey now, you're a. (Takes off headphones) What'chu say about me??!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ian, the self-proclaimed gag master.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Don't make me resort to physical violence!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And me, Josh, the greatest of them all. Sure, Ash may seem like the</div> <div> hero. But just because he's in the first episode doesn't mean anything. I</div> <div> run the show around here.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: SHUT UP!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Misty throws a rock at the screen. It hits, and the cameraman falls to the</div> <div> ground. It turns out Josh was video-taping this from up a tree.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Owww.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Now you're mine!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We'll see who runs the show around here, Josh!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Aww, look. You're helping your girl.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I wouldn't have said that.</div> <bR> <div> Misty and Ash: WHY YOU.</div> <bR> <div> (They start beating up Josh. After a while, the scuffle stops and it reveals</div> <div> Ash hanging over Josh and Misty pinning Josh's arms down.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Now where's the real narrator?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Tied.up.top branch.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'll get him. (He climbs up)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Don't say I didn't warn you, Josh.</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Chaaa.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: We'll have to wait for Brock to get the narrator. So, can I tell some</div> <div> knock-knock jokes?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Nah, let's just have Ash yell the title of the episode now.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You mean I'm on TV? (Goes up to the camera) Hello, ladies!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Shut up!</div> <bR> <div> (Ash shouts title)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I haven't done that in, like, forever!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Maybe because N. Igma thinks it's too much trouble.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Whew! Now that I'm out of that mess, we can continue. So, let's</div> <div> check on Team Rocket.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: I wonder what those brats are doing.</div> <bR> <div> James: What do you see, Meowth?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Hmmm. Traveling as usual.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Rats! They'll be expecting us!</div> <bR> <div> James: Hey! I have an idea!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: You have an IDEA?!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: That's a foist.</div> <bR> <div> James: Well, if they're expecting us to jump out right now, they won't,</div> <div> because they'll think that we won't try that again, because we've done it in</div> <div> the past and it failed, so if we jump out now, they'll be surprised! (Jessie</div> <div> and Meowth stare) What?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: That's brilliant!!! (She throws her arms around him. James does his</div> <div> little laugh.)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Simple, but with good reasoning. It might woik. (Sees James) You're</div> <div> enjoying dat, aren't cha?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie and James: WHY YOU. (They beat up Meowth)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back to our heroes.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: It's a beautiful day!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Blue skies, white clouds.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It seems too good to be true!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: No other trainers, no gym leaders, no danger or death-defying</div> <div> adventure.and no Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah, now Team R isn't bugging us anymore!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Three cheers for having no Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> All: Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip-</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: That's what YOU think, brats!</div> <bR> <div> James: I'm afraid your sunny day WAS too good to be true! (The Rockets show</div> <div> themselves)</div> <bR> <div> Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!</div> <bR> <div> James: To unite all peoples within our nation!</div> <bR> <div> Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> James: To extend our reach to the stars above!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: SHADAAAPP!!! (The surprised Rockets stop indeed.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I hate to say it guys.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: .But we're not in the mood today.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Take the rest of your stupid motto and shove it!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Care to do the honors, Josh?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Electrode, go, and blow away these morons! (Electrode is called out</div> <div> and flies at the Rockets)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Aaah!!! Jessie!</div> <bR> <div> James: Oh no!!! James! (Electrode blows them up with Explosion)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (flying away with the rest of TR) Now we're blasting off at the</div> <div> speed of light!</div> <bR> <div> James: We should have surrendered by now instead of trying to fight!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Meowth! I think you're right!</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: Team Rocket's blasting off alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Hey guys! Look at this!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Cool! Electrode's Explosion uncovered a trapdoor!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It was buried pretty deep. That Electrode is strong!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Not that I'm bragging, but I AM DA MAN!!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I thought he said he wasn't bragging.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Let's go in.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wait a minute! What you're saying is, you want us to go down into that</div> <div> deep, dark, smelly cave, probably filled with super-pokémon or an endless</div> <div> pit or some other unknown danger that could kill us all?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: AWESOME!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: As they go down the ladder.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: She's gonna say it..</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I know she's gonna say it..</div> <bR> <div> Ian: She wouldn't be Misty if she didn't say it..</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Here it comes.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: ASH, HAVE YOU GOTTEN US LOST AGAIN?!</div> <bR> <div> Guys: Errrgghhh.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What's with her?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: It's a girl thing.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Nah. It's just a Misty thing. (Misty smacks him) Ow!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: But why does she always pick on Ash?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Now THAT'S a girlfriend-boyfriend thing. (Misty smacks him) OW!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Quit it, guys. This ladder's very rusty. It could crack at any time.</div> <bR> <div> (Matt, the last one down, hears a crack. He sees the portion of the ladder</div> <div> just above him crack.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Uh, guys. I think the ladder decided to crack.now.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Isn't that just our luck. (The ladder breaks and our heroes tumble</div> <div> into darkness screaming.)</div> <bR> <div> (They land on a billowy, puffy substance.)</div> <bR> <div> ???: Whaaatt?! What? Where? Who? (Looks above itself) Huh?! (The thing forms</div> <div> a hole in the center of its body, and our heroes tumble to the ground.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash, look!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Wha.what is that thing? (Pulls out pokédex)</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Pokémon unknown.</div> <bR> <div> Mysterious pokémon: Intruders! Here?! I must tell the boss! (It flies off)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Now that that's over.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Where are we?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It looks like an underground base.very suspicious.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We'd better look for a way out.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (sighs) Of course he has to be the smart guy.</div> <bR> <div> (They walk around a bit. Then Ash spots a door marked.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: PRODUCTION ROOM. Authorized personnel only.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Maybe we shouldn't go in!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Are you kidding? I want to bust these Rockets!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Rockets?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Matt, this is not a secret underground Rocket base. (Ash opens the</div> <div> door. Everyone gasps.) But then again, it really is something.</div> <bR> <div> (We see a room filled with weird machines, computers everywhere, Pokémon in</div> <div> cages, and an odd device at the end. This is what our heroes run to.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What is it? (A pokémon pops out that everyone gasps at. It's picture</div> <div> pops up on large computer screen not too far away.)</div> <bR> <div> Computer: Erchin, the Sea Urchin pokémon. Lives miles under the ocean. Only</div> <div> comes up once in every 10 years to lay its eggs on the beach.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: This huge contraption is.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: .making pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I smell Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Really? I smell oil. (Everyone glares) Sorry, bad joke. Sheesh.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh brother, Matt. And, if the Rockets are doing this, than who's THAT?</div> <div> (He points way up high.)</div> <bR> <div> (Up on a raised platform is an odd pair of pokémon. One is a 6-foot bug</div> <div> keying on a computer with its claws and the other is a large red bird with a</div> <div> huge beak sitting on a stool punching in keys with his feet.)</div> <bR> <div> Bug: Well, another satisfied customer. Have you put Erchin in, Zippo?</div> <bR> <div> Zippo (the red bird): Of course, Aspenth!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Just checking. (The weird pokémon from earlier flies in)</div> <bR> <div> Mysterious pokémon: Master Aspenth! Master Aspenth!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Calm down, Midnight. What is it?</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Probably thought he saw something again.</div> <bR> <div> Midnight: Really, boss! There were 6 kids (Our heroes gasp) and a Pikachu!</div> <div> (Pikachu gasps) Here in the factory! They came down the ladder!</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Really? Well, where are they now?</div> <bR> <div> Midnight: (Looks around nervously, and then spots our heroes) RIGHT OVER</div> <div> THERE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: What?! (He flies down in their direction. Our heroes brace themselves</div> <div> as Zippo rears back his head.and spits a small stream of flame.)</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: (Flies in on Midnight) Zippo! You must remember you were not made</div> <div> for battle! (To Ash and co.) All right. what are you doing here? If you know</div> <div> what's good for you, you'll leave now! (Crouches into a fighting stance and</div> <div> clacks his claws together menacingly)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Well, uh, you see.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We sort of.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Dropped in unannounced.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It's not our fault, really.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hello! I'm Ian, and these are my friends Ash, Misty, -</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (Covers Ian's mouth) Shut up, Ian! You wanna get us in trouble?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Really, uh.mister, we found a trapdoor in the ground and, our curiosity</div> <div> got the better of us! (Puts arm behind head) Heh heh heh.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You see.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oh boy. Here we go again.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: .my Electrode blew it open. It's very strong, really.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (slaps Josh) All right, that's enough!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: You mean.it wasn't your fault?</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: YEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Oh! Terribly sorry. I had no idea.Midnight! You really should</div> <div> question intruders before running to me!</div> <bR> <div> Midnight: Sorry, Aspenth.</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Ha ha!</div> <bR> <div> Midnight: Shut up!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Perhaps you would like to know more about this place.</div> <bR> <div> Mysterious voice from nowhere: This is no time for a guided tour, Aspenth.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Master? I'm sorry, O Great One, I was just trying to be a good</div> <div> host.</div> <bR> <div> Voice: I understand, Aspenth. But still, I would like to see them.in person.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Yes, master. (To Ash and co.) Come. I must take you to him.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: To who? The president of this factory?</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Actually, I am the president of the Pokémon Factory. But, you are</div> <div> about to meet the CEO!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back outside.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Here's where they were.</div> <bR> <div> James: But where are they now?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Hey guys! Over here! (Meowth is at the trapdoor.)</div> <bR> <div> James: They must have gone down there.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Then that is where we must also go.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: As they climb down.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: It's too cramped here!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: This is NOT good for my hair!</div> <bR> <div> James: Your hair isn't good for me! It's getting in my face!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: You're just mad because you can't look up her.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: YOU LITTLE STINKER!!! (She uppercuts Meowth, who falls off the</div> <div> ladder. He falls onto Jessie, who falls onto James. All three tumble down</div> <div> the shaft screaming.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: I got a large part in the story, huh? Back down under.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: So this is the computer that mainly creates all the Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: That is correct, young one.</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: These are the Factorydexes. They are like your Pokédexes, but they</div> <div> have every Pokémon made in the Factory on them. I suppose you can each</div> <div> borrow one.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sweeeet! (They get the Factorydexes)</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: And this is the teleporter to the boss's audience chamber.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Can't you just walk there or something?</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Of course not! Our boss is too smart to let just anybody walk in!</div> <div> These teleporters are password protected so no one can walk in and attempt</div> <div> to hurt.or capture the boss.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: (whispers password and the door opens) All right, one at a time.</div> <div> (Each one of our heroes walks in one at a time. Then Midnight, then Zippo,</div> <div> then Aspenth.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: That was a wild, crazy trip!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: So, this is the headquarters of Giovanni.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: For the tenth time Matt, this is NOT Team Rocket we're dealing with!</div> <bR> <div> Voice: Correct, boy. It is by a force you have never imagined. (Everyone</div> <div> does the anime "Huh?") The nine leaders of the Pokémon Factory.commence!</div> <div> (More figures appear in the teleporters)</div> <bR> <div> ???#1: Humans?</div> <bR> <div> ???#2: Here?!</div> <bR> <div> Voice: Calm yourselves! (To Ash and co.) I apologize. I have not yet</div> <div> properly introduced myself yet. (Steps out of the shadows)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Mew?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: It looks more like. urgh, I know I've seen a pokémon like that</div> <div> before.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hold on. (Whips out Factorydex)</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Mewthree, the Blend pokémon. The second attempt at cloning a</div> <div> Mew. It uses powerful psychic abilities and fighting techniques.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Second attempt.was there even a first one?</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Yes, I am another Mew clone. However, my mind is not as.misguided</div> <div> as Mewtwo's. They left more of Mew's mind in me.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Mewtwo.where have I heard that name before?</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: But don't worry. I have no intention of harming you, after what</div> <div> Aspenth said.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: But he didn't say.oh yeah.the psychic thing.</div> <bR> <div> ???#3: You must be mad, Mewthree! Letting humans run free in here with our</div> <div> Factorydexes.</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Calm yourself, Hunter. I don't see what harm they can do. I have</div> <div> scanned their minds and they have no hostile ideas in their heads. Except</div> <div> Pokémon battle. (Looks at Josh)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Heh heh.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hmmm.</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Hunter, the Ravager pokémon. Trained in 6 forms of martial arts.</div> <div> When angry, it is also capable of using psychic powers.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: And you're Aspenth, Zippo, and Midnight.</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Aspenth, the Carapace pokémon. Its armor takes little damage</div> <div> from physical attacks. In fact, no normal attack can harm it at all. Zippo,</div> <div> the Lighter pokémon. A fire pokémon which is useful to have for common</div> <div> every-day jobs, such as starting a fire. Midnight, the Cumulus pokémon.</div> <div> Known to roam the skies on stormy nights. When enraged, it will disperse</div> <div> powerful lighting bolts.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What is the purpose of this factory anyway?</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Perhaps the other factory workers would like to explain</div> <div> that.Aurablu?</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Aurablu, the Magical pokémon. Found southwest of Cinnabar</div> <div> Island. It is said to have been dropped from the sky by a legendary flying</div> <div> pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Aurablu: It's true, although I'm not sure I remember a flying pokémon. but</div> <div> enough about me. You see, we would have to explain the history of this</div> <div> factory.. Not too long ago, at a time I'm not sure of, a group of</div> <div> scientists, although discouraged by their failure with Mewtwo.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Where have I heard that name before?</div> <bR> <div> Aurablu: .they made another altered clone, Master Mewthree. However, he got</div> <div> away from the scientists.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Not too long after his escape.that's when he met me. Mewthree let</div> <div> the scientists' error go. Our first meeting did not go well, however.</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: We fought. A long and hard battle, it was. We were so evenly</div> <div> matched that we called it off.</div> <bR> <div> ???#1: (talks fast) And that's when the master started this factory.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Who is THAT?</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Tweak, the Fast pokémon. Unaffected by psychic attacks. Quickly</div> <div> hunts down other pokémon with its razor-sharp claws.</div> <bR> <div> Tweak: Anyway,</div> <div> themasterbegantomakeallofusandAurablufelloutoftheskyandandand.</div> <bR> <div> ???#2: Awww, for crying out loud, let someone who obeys the speeding laws do</div> <div> the talking!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Heh heh.hey Mewthree, is that your dog?</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Legion, the Ghosthound pokémon. Easily seen on dark nights, due</div> <div> to its claws emitting a strange and eerie greenish glow.</div> <bR> <div> Legion: Oh, that's sooo funny.now, like I was saying before I was so rudely</div> <div> interrupted.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Don't worry. You're not the only one he does that to.</div> <bR> <div> Josh- Heh heh.</div> <bR> <div> Legion: Well, Aspenth and Mewthree stopped fighting and decided to join</div> <div> forces. They decided to start a pokémon factory.to make pokémon for all</div> <div> great trainers.that could figure us out.</div> <bR> <div> ???#4: We have made over two hundred and fifty pokémon these years.and the</div> <div> six of us, Hunter, Tweak, Midnight, Zippo, Legion, and myself, Wendigo.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Whoa! That's a big pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Factorydex: Wendigo, the Behemoth pokémon. The roar of this pokémon can</div> <div> cause several pokémon several miles away to run. Its huge claws can easily</div> <div> cut stone.</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Now that you have gotten acquainted with everyone and everything,</div> <div> Aspenth, why don't you give them a little tour?</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Sure! Right this way, everyone. (He and the super 6 step into the</div> <div> teleporter that leads to the production room.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: I love this job! Meanwhile.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Watta weird dump!</div> <bR> <div> James: What is this place for, anyway?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: It looks like one of the boss's hangouts, but we never heard about</div> <div> this one.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: I wonda where dis leads. (He points to a door marked "PRODUCTION</div> <div> ROOM. Authorized personnel only".)</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: You see, we get many, many requests for pokémon. We can only choose</div> <div> the best. We average a pokémon or two every week.</div> <bR> <div> (The Rockets press their ears against the door.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wow, and you've made over two hundred and fifty pokémon? That must</div> <div> have taken a long time.</div> <bR> <div> James: Two hundred and fifty what?</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Yes, it is quite an achievement, to make so many Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: POKéMON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (They all evilly grin)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: If we seize this place.</div> <bR> <div> James: The boss will pay us.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie and James: MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dollar signs appear in their eyes)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: I'll be top cat in no time!! Watt're we waitin for?</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: Let's go!!!</div> <bR> <div> (They knock in the door)</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: IT'S TEAM ROCKET!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Prepare-</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: NOOO! Not agains!!!</div> <bR> <div> James: But the factory owners have never heard our motto.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes and Meowth: (Heads grow big) DON'T DO IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie and James: Okay, okay!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Team Rocket?! (Whips out walkie-talkie) Mewthree! We have a code</div> <div> red! Repeat! Code Red!!!</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree's Voice: Roger that. The Factory 9.assemble in the Production Room!</div> <div> (The other 8 owners appear in the teleporter. Everyone who can't fly jumps</div> <div> on Midnight and everyone goes to ground level.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: The factory's run.</div> <bR> <div> James: .by pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: You're coming with us!!! (They send out Arbok, Weezing,</div> <div> Lickitung, and Victreebel. Meowth also jumps in.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: All right, you guys.</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: No, Ash. We are more than capable of dealing with them as one.</div> <bR> <div> James: Weezing! Victreebel! Sludge and Acid! (They use their attacks.)</div> <bR> <div> Tweak: They're mine! Agility! (He easily dodges the goop.) Now, Slash!</div> <div> TWEEEEEEKK! (He slashes them.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Arbok! Scare with Glare!</div> <bR> <div> Aurablu: Oh yeah? Light Screen! ARORA! (The attacks block one another.)</div> <bR> <div> Midnight: Thanks, Aurablu! Now he's mine! Thunderbolt!</div> <div> MIIIIDD.NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHTTT!!!!! (Arbok is shocked.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Eeerrggghhh. Lickitung, it's up to you! Body Slam!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Leave this to me! (Body Slam barely rocks him.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Amazing!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: But how.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Read the entry! No Normal attack can harm me! Now for Leech Life!</div> <div> PWENTH! (He sucks health.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Big mistake, bug boy! Lick attack! (Aspenth is stunned.)</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: How dare you. Now it's my turn! Psybeam! MEWTHREEEEE!!! (Lickitung</div> <div> faints.)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Now you're all mines! Who wants somma dis?</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Wanna bet?</div> <bR> <div> Legion: Zippo, no!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Meowth howth howth! (Scratches Zippo. He's hurt.) Hah hah! Pathetic!</div> <div> Hieeeeya! (He kicks Zippo aside) Ha ha ha ha! (Starts beating up Zippo)</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Oh no!</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: YOU PUNK. (He glows with light. Meowth stops laughing.) FIRE SPIN,</div> <div> NOW! ZIIIIIIIII.PPOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: MEEEEEEEEE!!!!. (Is fried extra crispy)</div> <bR> <div> Tweak: All right little guy!</div> <bR> <div> Wendigo: Yeah! Now run, you bandits!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: But.</div> <bR> <div> Wendigo: (roars) NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: Eeeeeeekkk!!! Team Rocket's running off again!!! (They scram.)</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: They're not getting away that easy.</div> <bR> <div> (A platform rises under TR.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: What's that underneath?</div> <bR> <div> James: It looks like.</div> <bR> <div> Thing underneath: Electrode!</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (They blow away.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Those Electrodes are getting annoying!</div> <bR> <div> James: At least we went out with a bang!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: For the thoid time.</div> <bR> <div> All of TR: We're blasting off aggaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Don't you just love Electrodes? They make sure you have a blast!</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Phew! That was close. I hate to say this, but I bet it's time you</div> <div> got out of here.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You're not going to erase our memories or anything, right?</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Oh no. Unlike Mewtwo, I can trust you.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Who's Mew. Heyyyyy, wait a second!</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Goodbye, my friends.</div> <bR> <div> Factory pokémon: Bye, see ya, etc. etc. etc.</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes are teleported above ground.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Now THAT was cool!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Now where's the hole. it's gone!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Now no one will believe us!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, no one will believe how strong my Electrode is! (Everyone</div> <div> laughs)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Too bad they didn't make you a super-pokémon, Ash.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: That's OK. I already have a team of super Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pi-ka-chuu! (Translation-You'd better believe it!)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ewww.not one of those stupid moral things.</div> <bR> <div> The End</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>