Pokémon High-Speed Chase

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Igma</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Narrator: We find our heroes in the woods. Lost? Probably. Probably because</div> <div> they gave Ash the map!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash, have you gotten us lost AGAIN? [Ash fumbles with the map]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No! The map says there should be a Pokémon Center right</div> <div> over...[pointing].there! [You see a Pokémon Center blazing with light.</div> <div> Misty's jaw drops.]</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash.. You didn't... get . us... lost.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [He looks up from the map] I didn't? I mean, I know I didn't!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: HOO-RAAAAYYY!!! [Misty jumps on Ash and hugs him.]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whoaaaa!!! [Sways and falls over]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ack! Get off me!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika Pikaaa? [Translation {NOT SHOWN}: Does she want him or what?]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: [nods] Uh huh!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You got that right!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You betcha!</div> <bR> <div> [Ash shouts title: POKéMON HIGH SPEED CHASE!]</div> <bR> <div> [The scene cuts to Team Rocket in their hideout.]</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: We just got a call from da boss! [A screen flickers to life and</div> <div> shows Giovanni.]</div> <bR> <div> James: Er.hi, boss!</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Once again, you two nitwits have failed to capture Pikachu! But</div> <div> this might help. [He turns the camera to a sleek, brand-new off-road truck.]</div> <div> This is the new and improved Rocketmobile! [The Rockets grin. James does his</div> <div> laugh.] BUT, [The Rockets' faces fall.] I'm not going to give it to you. You</div> <div> would just destroy it. Maybe I will give it to Butch and Cassidy.</div> <bR> <div> James: Um um.We'll give you this month's salary!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: James!</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Welll.</div> <bR> <div> James: [Frantically] AND next month's!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: JAMES!!! What are you doing?!?! [She begins to strangle James] You</div> <div> stupid, idiotic,.</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Oh, all right.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [stops strangling] . I mean, wonderful, smart genius, you! [She hugs</div> <div> him. James does his laugh {again.}]</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: What she's trying to say is that's fine, boss! [To himself] Ha ha!</div> <div> Soon, I'll be top cat again! [Persian hisses at Meowth] Hey, you want some</div> <div> of dis?</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Okay, but if it comes back with one scratch, just one. [He pops</div> <div> out of the screen] YOU'RE ALL FIRED!</div> <bR> <div> The Rockets: [shakily] A-a-all r-r-right, b-b-boss!</div> <bR> <div> James: [As the screen flickers off] Your hair didn't fall out of place,</div> <div> Jessie! How much HAIR GEL do you use?!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: A lot! How do you think my hair stays up?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Funny you're the one complaining about our salaries, Jessie, when</div> <div> YOU'RE the one blowing it all on hair care products!!!</div> <bR> <div> [Meanwhile at the Pokémon Center, the gang is settling to sleep. Nurse Joy</div> <div> has also dozed off at the counter]</div> <bR> <div> Clock: 1:03! 1:03!!! [Everyone wakes with a start]</div> <bR> <div> All: EEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Waaaaa!!! Can't you stop this clock?</div> <bR> <div> Joy: I've tried many times, Ash, but it's impossible.</div> <bR> <div> Phone: RING RING RING! RING RING RING! PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL!</div> <bR> <div> Joy: Now who would be calling at this time of. Hello? [Voice: !@#$%^*&()]</div> <div> But how did you.[Voice: !@#$%^*&()].all right. It's for you, Ash [hands him</div> <div> phone]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hello? [Voice: Prepare for trouble!.] [Ash hangs up.]</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Who was that?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Grumbles] Wrong number.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [Outside calling on the car phone] Grrr. that brat! He hung up on</div> <div> me!</div> <bR> <div> James: Let me try!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Picks up phone again] Hello? [Voice: And make it double!] [Ash hangs</div> <div> up the phone rather violently.]</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Now who was that?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Grumbles even more] Wrong number again.</div> <bR> <div> James: He hung up on me, too!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Well then, we'll just have to make it more personal.</div> <bR> <div> James: But Jessie, the car won't fit in the front door!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Er-hem! [Points to the wall of the Center in front of them]</div> <bR> <div> James: Ohhhhhhh!</div> <bR> <div> [Team Rocket crashes through the side of the Pokémon Center. Everyone is</div> <div> startled.]</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [On top of the car] To protect the world from devastation!</div> <bR> <div> James: [Also on top of the car] To unite all peoples within our nation!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> James: To extend our reach to the stars-</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Uh, guys? [He points to their "audience," which gone back to sleep]</div> <bR> <div> Jesse: [fuming] Jessssssiiieeee.</div> <bR> <div> James: [also fuming] Jaaammmmeesss. [Jesse grabs a megaphone]</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [Shouts through megaphone at Ash and Misty] YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP AT</div> <div> THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!</div> <bR> <div> James: [Grabs and shouts through megaphone at Brock, Matt, and Josh] GET OUT</div> <div> OF DREAMLAND OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: [Grabs and shouts through megaphone at Pikachu] MEOWTH! {Pikachu</div> <div> flies away] Hee hee! That's right! [Everyone gets up with a start {they do</div> <div> that a lot in this episode, huh?} as the enraged Rockets scream at them.]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Moans] What are you doing here?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Yeah, can't a girl get her beauty sleep around here?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: AAAAHHH!!! BEDHEAD!!! GET ME A COMB AND SOME GEL!!! (Misty socks him</div> <div> in the mouth and he shuts up)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You destroyed the wall!!! What a fine you guys owe!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What do you want, Team Rocket?</div> <bR> <div> James: Not much really.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Just all the Pokémon in this center!</div> <bR> <div> Joy: And what makes you think I'm going to give them up so easily?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: [Jumps up to a large cable] Now let's see.if I were to slice this</div> <div> cable that connects directly to the ER, wouldn't it be so sad if all those</div> <div> poor little Pokémon died? [Joy looks terrified] [Brandishing claws] Oh well,</div> <div> too baaaaaaad!</div> <bR> <div> Joy: NOOOO!!! [Meowth stops in mid-swipe] All right, you win!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: But, Joy.</div> <bR> <div> Joy: [As she hands over the Pokémon.] There's nothing else I can do.</div> <bR> <div> James: [does laugh] Now, they're all ours!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Hey! When we said all the pokémon, we meant all the pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Ah! There's one we missed! [Grabs Pikachu with rubber gloves on]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: NO! Pikachu!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [As she puts Pikachu in a rope net hanging on the side of the car.]</div> <div> Thank you for your time. Now, James, let's get out of here!</div> <bR> <div> James: But Jessie, I can't get this thing in reverse!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Er-hem!</div> <bR> <div> James: Ohhhhhhh!</div> <bR> <div> [Team Rocket crashes through the other side of the Pokémon Center, and they</div> <div> laugh as they drive off.]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I've gotta stop them! [He runs off]</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash, wait for me! [Follows]</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, me too! [Also follows]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: [Holds Joy's hands] We'll be back.with the Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Come on, lover-boy! [He yanks Brock away]</div> <bR> <div> Joy: And they're off! [Sighs]</div> <bR> <div> [Our heroes find a 5-seat bike lying in the road.]</div> <bR> <div> Josh: How convenient!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Too convenient.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I didn't know they made 5-seat bikes!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: All right! We can really catch up with Team Rocket now! [They jump on,</div> <div> but the bike collapses under their butts.]</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Toldja so.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ow! What gives?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: There's a note attached. "To the little brats, You have fallen for our</div> <div> trap bike. Ha ha ha! With hate, The Rockets. P.S. Press PLAY."</div> <bR> <div> Brock: They must mean this. [Holds up tape player and presses PLAY]</div> <bR> <div> Recording: Prepare for trouble! And make it-</div> <bR> <div> Misty: [Grabs tape player] AAARRRRRGGGHHHH! THOSE ANNOYING CREEPS!!! [Throws</div> <div> player at the bike. Both crumble into junk. Brock and Ash stare.] WHAT?!</div> <bR> <div> Brock and Ash: Uh.nothing.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Eeek.Geez Misty.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: CONTROL YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE! [Misty grabs him by the neck] Just</div> <div> kidding! Just kidding!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: We cut to our villains, with their car parked in the ridiculous</div> <div> spot of the middle of the forest.</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: WE'RE UNDERCOVER, SMART GUY! Sheesh. smart-aleck narrators.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Let's get some sleep. [They do so.]</div> <bR> <div> [Our heroes pop up from the bushes.]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: OK, we've got to be quiet about this.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey! I see Pikachu!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: [Claps his hand over Ash's mouth] Shhh!!!</div> <bR> <div> James: [awakes] Hey! I heard something! [The others wake up.]</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: [Slashes James' face] You woke me up! Shut up and go to sleep!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: James. you fool. [They fall back asleep]</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Nice one Ash, you almost.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: [Claps his hand over Misty's mouth] Shhh!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: [awakes] Hey! Now I heard something! [The others wake up.]</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: [Slashes Jessie's face] Now you woke me up! Shut up and go to sleep!</div> <bR> <div> James: Humph! And you yell at me. [They fall back asleep]</div> <bR> <div> Ash and Misty: [At each other] YOU MORON!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: [Claps both his hands over their mouths each] SHHH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Now I heard something!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie and James: [enraged] Ohhh.so now you heard something now, HUH?! [They</div> <div> start beating up Meowth, screaming their heads off.] Now YOU go back to</div> <div> sleep!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Now LISTEN you two! If we're going to pull this off, you must be</div> <div> ABSOLUTELY QUIET.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah! So QUIT FIGHTING!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Understand?! [Misty and Ash nod]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Brock, can I borrow your pocketknife?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I don't know. [Takes out the knife] it's my official Gym Leader's</div> <div> pocketknife!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh, give me that! [He grabs the pocketknife and sneaks over to the car.</div> <div> He begins to cut</div> <div> Pikachu free.] Hey Pikachu!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pikapi!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Shhh!</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: [Jump up] Now I heard.[they see Ash and glare] Heeeyyy.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Holding Pikachu] Uh-oh.</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: GET HIM!!! [They chase after Ash as he runs to the bushes. Misty,</div> <div> Brock, Matt, and Josh jump out of the way as Team Rocket dives past them.</div> <div> The five jump in the car.]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Let's see if I can figure this out.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Wait a minute.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: .hold on, Brock.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: .I thought of something.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: .you don't have a license.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: [Turns key.] Darn right! [Brock hits the gas and they speed off-after</div> <div> Team Rocket!]</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!! [They run. During the chase, the Rocketmobile</div> <div> scrapes against a tree. The terrible sound is like death to James.]</div> <bR> <div> James: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE BOSS IS GONNA KILL US!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Shut up and keep running! [Soon after, Brock crashes head-on into a</div> <div> stump. Our heroes are sent flying. The Rockets regain control of the vehicle</div> <div> and retie Pikachu up in his prison] Ha ha! Now we'll have our revenge!</div> <bR> <div> James: Nooo. the poor car. I'm so dead. [The tables are turned as our heroes</div> <div> are running from the Rockets in the car. They trick the car into going the</div> <div> wrong way and making it smash into a tree. Our heroes gain a big lead. But.]</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yipes! A canyon!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Figures.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We're done for!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I have an idea! Bulbasaur, I choose you! [He comes out. Bulba!]</div> <div> Bulbasaur, loop your vines on that branch. [Bulbasaur does so with a happy</div> <div> "Bulbasaur!" Ash grabs onto Bulbasaur.] Everyone grab on! [Misty grabs Ash</div> <div> and Josh grabs Misty and Brock grabs Josh and Matt grabs Josh. As this</div> <div> happens, the Rocketmobile {now resembling a crushed soda can} roars around</div> <div> the corner.]</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Ha ha! Now they're ours!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Bulbasaur, now! SWING!!! [As the Rockets approach, Bulbasaur swings</div> <div> around his vines so that the gang whirls like a loop-the-loop. The</div> <div> Rocketmobile tumbles off the edge of the cliff. The sack containing the</div> <div> Center's pokémon sails upward. Brock catches it.]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: All right! I got them! Say, you think Nurse Joy would go out with me</div> <div> after this? [Misty groans.]</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Dream on, Brock!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Ack! The gas is lighting!</div> <bR> <div> James: Oh no!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Heh heh.having a little engine trouble, huh? [Everyone laughs]</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ha ha ha.OH!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu! Pikachu's down there!!! I've gotta help him!!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: There's no time!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You'll be blown to smithereens!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: [Grabs Ash's arm] Don't go, Ash! [Ash pulls away and runs toward the</div> <div> Rocketmobile. He cuts Pikachu free {Pika!} and they run just as.]</div> <div> KA-BLAM!!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: NO, ASH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! [They do]</div> <div> [As the dust clears, we see Ash, holding Pikachu protectively, lying on the</div> <div> ground. Both pokémon and trainer are charred and blackened. His comrades</div> <div> rush to his side as Pikachu squirms out.]</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oh, Ash.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Come on, man.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Don't leave.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Speak to me, Ash!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: OW! Boy, that smarts!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash! You're alive!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Of course! Come on Misty, after all I've been through, you think a</div> <div> little explosion is gonna finish me off? [Misty hugs him.]</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pi pika kachu. [Translation: Second time this episode.]</div> <bR> <div> Brock: It's obvious!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Oh yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Bingo, baby!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: [Still in Misty's embrace] I heard that!</div> <bR> <div> [Later at the Pokémon Center.]</div> <bR> <div> Joy: [As she takes back the Pokémon] How can I ever thank you?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: [Pushes Ash aside] A date would be nice!</div> <bR> <div> Joy: I'd love to.[Brock grins].but.[The grin vanishes].I have another.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Whaaaaaat? [A hunk comes in the door.]</div> <bR> <div> Hunk: Let's go, darling.</div> <bR> <div> Joy: [Walks off with him] Oh, John.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Sickening.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Misty. I know you feel the same</div> <div> about Ash.EEYOW! [Ash and Misty have just hit him.] See, you even did that</div> <div> together.how cute.</div> <bR> <div> Ash and Misty: Now that does it!!! [They start beating up Josh.]</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Chaa. [Translation: Oh brother.]</div> <bR> <div> Matt: [patting Brock on the back] Better luck next time, buddy!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: And so, we leave our heroes and their love problems.but what about</div> <div> Team Rocket?</div> <bR> <div> [Giovanni comes on-screen.]</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Well?</div> <bR> <div> James: Uh.we have good news and bad news. The good news is your car doesn't</div> <div> have a scratch on it.</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: Good. Now what's the bad news?</div> <bR> <div> James: Er.you don't even have a car anymore.</div> <bR> <div> Giovanni: [face boils with anger] [zooms out to outside of the meeting</div> <div> place]</div> <div> WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!</div> <bR> <div> [The Rockets shoot out of the front door by the force of Giovanni's voice.]</div> <bR> <div> Rockets: Team Rocket's blasting o-OOF! [They've flown forward and their</div> <div> faces have smashed against the TV screen.]</div> <bR> <div> James: Think he'll forgive us?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Fat chance!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: I hear the friendly Dodge dealers are having a sale today.</div> <bR> <div> [They slide off the glass.]</div> <bR> <div> THE END</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>