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Part 2
Nick's Freestyle Part II
By: Busta
Author's Note: This is the second freestyle by Nick, but it's featured with Afro and Samantha.
Poké-Rap "Nick Style"
Afro: Hey look at that Pokémon, over there!
Nick: What Pokémon is that?
Samantha: Shut up you queer!
Afro: Would you guys please stay here? So I can catch the Pokémon over there?
Samantha: Isn't that a Magnimite?
Nick: Yeah you can tell by the lights.
Afro: You guys are wrong! It's a Magneton.
Samantha: Why don't just capture the Pokémon?
Afro: You guys wait back here! Before I have to pull every inch of my hair!
Nick: You get that, while I'll stand here and do my Poké-Rap, about Pikachu.
Samantha: Nick that didn't rhyme you-
Nick: Wait! Hold up, hold up, I'm gonna puke!
Nick:
When I turn to Samantha I say `I love you' but she thinks the only Pokémon that's cute, yellow, big, fluffy Pikachu. I say, `Samantha, you know what I will love to do, go out, and have dinner with you.'
Samantha says, `Ew, that's not cool.
I said, `What's not cool is your ugly Pikachu!'
She said, `Well that's you think, you rat fink.'
I said, `Is the color of a rat, pink?
She said, `Listen Nick, why don't you go out and find yourself another girl?'
I said, `Cause all of them hit me, and I spin around and twirl.'
She said, `So let's find yourself a girl.'
I said, `Look! Look! At that girl! She has curls! In her hair!
Samantha said, `Well who cares? I just want to talk about my Pikachu.
I said, `Your Pikachu? It looks so cute!
She said, `You are you talking to? Who?
I said, `I'm talking to you? You look so neat!
She said, `When I put my Pikachu on my shoulder, she says Piiiiii!
I said, `If Afro got a bald head, he would look like, Mr. Clean.
Afro: STOP! All you ever do is make fun of my hair!
Nick: Look! There's some of it, over there!
Afro: What! I'm losing my hair?!
Nick: I know Afro, that's not fair.
Team Alpha (Erica): We heard a rhyme.
Team Alpha (Brett): So we came here cause we thought this would be the perfect time. We've captured a new Pokémon! Mr. Mime!
Afro: Can we all just get along?
Brett: Why all get along when we all can have some fun!
Samantha: Why don't you guys just leave us alone?
Nick: Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna out on my cologne!
Samantha: Go! Pikachu!
Erica: Mr. Mime, I choose you.
Nick: Something is wrong.
Afro: Yeah. I'm supposed to be capturing my Magneton!
Erica: Well that's just fine! Now get ready Mr. Mime.
Nick: Win you, you?
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Nick: Thanks Mr. You!
Samantha: Use Thundershock! Pikachu!
Nick: Yeah go! Don't be a reject.
Erica: Mr. Mime! Use Reflect!
Samantha: Man, that Mr. Mime is strong!
Brett: Yeah, you can never prove him wrong!
Nick:
Nobody cares about what they say. All we want to know is if Pikachu is going to win today. But all I know is soon we I have to go, home. With my buddies Samantha and Afro. All I'm thinking about is what so cool about Pikachu, oh. But Pikachu's tugging my pants and I'm saying oh no! I was shot by a Hyper Beam. When all the smokes cleared away, my clothes weren't so clean. So, I when I went to go clean my feet, I heard Pikachu screaming, `Pi, Pi, Pi!' I was then froze, I was so cold. Now my body had feelings no mo.
Then I hear Samantha, `Nick, Nick, Nick! Watch out for Mr. Mime, and don't flinch!'
Mr. Mime came close to me so I did a leg drop.
Then I hear Samantha yelling, `Pikachu, use Thundershock!'
Pikachu used Thundershock, knocking Mr. Mime out. I was felling so cold, so I put my hands in a cuff. Then I heard Team Alpha yelling -
Team Alpha: Nick! You suck! You can't freestyle for nothing man.
Nick: Wait a minute! You guys are my favorite, fan!
Erica: We're out of here!
Brett: Next time you freestyle, you're gonna get a Wham! On your head!
Nick: Did you just hear what he said?
Samantha: Nick! Quit the rhyming!
Nick: I want to go to bed!
Mr. Mime: Mr. Mime!
Nick: I just figured out why your Pikachu is so cute.
Samantha: How can you tell?
Nick: Just look at it! Look! Isn't it cute?
Afro: Hey guys! I tried all I can, but that Magneton just-
Nick: Ran.
Afro: It's because of your singing, you queer!
Nick: You know what? Let's just end it here!
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