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He said `Pretty good, but I wish I could, write my story and stop talking to you, cause talking to you is just so ewwww.'  So I said, `Shut up man!' He said, `Who are you talking to?' I said, `I'm talking to you, Seavans.'  Then he said, `Ha, ha, ha, you're very funny.'  I said, `That was good so give some money.'  He then said, `I got to go, bye.' So I said, `See you man some other time!'  Then my buddy Zeth the Eevee trainer came on.  So I said, `Hey, what's up mon.' He said, `Nothing just playing some Pokémon.' He said, `How are you doing man?' I said, `I'm fine man, now lets stop talking and lets jam! Zeth how are you doing today? He said' I'm doing fine, now go away!'  I said, `Okay, I'll get out of your way.  But I feel like taking, all day.'  Zeth said' I got to go, bye.' I said, `If you leave, I'll make you cry.' But he left anyway.  But then I notice my friend Dan, was on all day.  He said, ` Hi.'  I said what's up Gee?' He said, `Nothing. Want to RP?' I said, `That's okay for me.' He said, `Wait, wait, what about Monopoly?'  So then I said, `Shut up man!'  He said, `Hey! You're the only man, who I play Monopoly with. Joel.' `I said my name's not even Joel. I can't even roll, a dice.' He said' Are you scared of mice?' I said, `No, but I'm afraid of a fly.'  He said, `Well I got to go. Bye.' I said, `If I had a Water Gun I would have pull the trigger.'  Then my best buddy came on. N. Igma.  I said `Hello, I'm glad to meet ya.' He said, `The only person I can think of is Silver Seadra.  I got to go bye. I'm so sick, of hearing you running your mouth. Nick.'  I was sitting there, waiting there, acting like I'm so loveable.  Then, Seadra came online, she said, `My sig? UPDATED?!! Impossible!' I said, `What are you doing? Just asking ya?' She said, `I'm writing "The Truth About Jessica."'  I said, `Why does everyone want to write like they have a fan?  Let's all stop typing, and lets jam.  Seadra said, `If you say another word I would bam, you on the head.'  I said, `You know, I'm really glad to meet ya.' She said, `Shut up so I can write Hey, That's My Pizza!  Who are you going to get to stop me, huh?'  She said, `i'll get my friend N. Igma.' I said, `Would you stop making a fuss?'  Then N. Igma said, `ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!'  I said, `I think it's best if I get out of here.' Seadra said, `Go away, go away, queer.'  N. Igma said, `Where is he going, where is he going, where?'  `You know what?' I said, `I think I'll just end it here!'</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>