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Chapter 8
Chapter 8 A Wimp of a Battle
"Alright, we are off to the gym," said Afro stretching his arms up in the air.
"Afro," said Nick. "I don't understand your name. I mean your name is the name of a hairstyle. So, if you get a Mohawk would that make you be called as Mohawk."
"Nick," said Samantha with her hands on her hips, "Why do you always ask stupid question?"
"I don't know, but I have another question?" Nick asked.
"What?" Afro asked.
"Why are we talking in this font?" Nick asked.
"Huh?" Afro and Samantha raised their eyebrows up at the same time.
Later on…
"Hey everybody look, it's Samantha," a kid just about Nick's age said pointing at Samantha.
"Everybody here knows you Samantha?" Afro asked.
"Yes I forgot to tell you guys that I used to live here," Samantha said.
"You didn't?" Nick asked.
"When I was little," Samantha said.
"Hey why is the T.V screen shaking," Nick asked.
"We are going to a flashback you idiot," said the Author.
Flashback…
"Hey Sandshew," Samantha said, "don't you see those electricity coming out from over there?"
"Shrew," said the Pokémon nodding.
"Let's see what's going on over there!" Samantha exclaimed.
"Please leave my Rattata alone," said a kid.
Flashback interrupted….
"Hold on, can you stop talking for a while?" Nick asked. "Excuse me." He said as he pushed through a crowed of people that was listening to Samantha's story. "Hey Author, may I please be the narrator of the next chapter when Afro captures a Hitmonchan, and I give away my Hitmonlee?"
"NICK, YOU JUST TOLD EVERYBODY WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!" Everybody said shouting at Nick.
"Did I do that?" Nick said like he was a Steve Urkle, and started picking up his pants.
"OKAY NICK, YOU ARE TOTCHERING ME ENOUGH!" said the Author. "OKAY I WILL LET YOU WRITE THE SCRIPT AND MAKE YOU BE THE NARRATOR." Said the Author.
"hey what about me I'm doing a good job why make Nick do it? You know he's just dumb and will mess up everything. Are you-" interrupted the narrator.
"Hold on I have to go to the bathroom," interrupted Nick who then zipping down his crouch. "Ouch that hurt," said Nick holding his crouch.
"Good he is gone let's try to finish the story without him," said the Author rubbing his beard. "IM NOT RUBBING MY BEARED."
"Well anyways," said Samantha getting back to her story, "I helped saved the mayor's Rattata and that's how I became famous."
"Let me guess," said Afro picking his hair. "That person was a Rocket."
"Yep," said Samantha.
"Did someone say Rocket," said a voice.
"No, it was that thing in my pocket," said another voice rhyming.
"You guys again?" said Afro.
"Yes it's us Team Alpha," said Erica.
"WHO'S THAT Pokémon… IT'S CHIKORITA `CHIKAAAAAAA'."
"Nick get out of here," said the Author.
"Stop commentating me!" said the Author throwing an `ouch' book at the narrator.
"Okay Samantha do you still have that Sandshrew?" said a kid.
"Yes," she said as she threw out her Pokéball.
"Shrew," said the Pokémon.
"What about the Sandy?" asked Samantha.
"Who's Sandy?" Afro asked still picking his hair, then putting on his shades.
"Sandy," Samantha explains. "Is the Sandshrew that helped save the mayor. She was another Sandshrew that I had; I left her here to protect the mayor."
"WHAT ABOUT US!" Erica screamed.
"She is making such a fuss," Brett said rhyming.
"Let's have-"
"Don't worry everybody," said a voice.
Yes, the police; Afro thought.
"Super Nick is here!" said Nick I mean Super Nick said.
"Nick what-" said Afro who was cut off.
"That's Super Nick to you," Super Nick said.
"How is he flying?" someone asked.
"Look up there!" someone pointed.
"It's a Pidgey," said Samantha pointing at it.
"Now he is landing," said someone else.
"Now I will stop you Team Depot with my plunger punch," Super Nick said. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (inhales) AHHHHH (inhales again) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nick said yelling out a battle cry.
Afro tapped Nick on the shoulder.
"Yes kind citizen?" Super Nick.
"Usually when people yell, they start to charge at the person," said Afro.
"Thank you kind citizen," Super Nick said petting Afro on the head like a dog.
"I'm not a dog," said Afro picking his hair because Nick messed it up.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (inhales) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (inhales again) WWWWWHAAAATTTTT MMMMOOVVE AAAMMM IIII DOINGGG AAAGAIN???"""" Nick said?
"Plunger Punch," someone pointed out.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH," Nick shouted, but then tripped over a rock. "Ha they must be really smart." Nick said running again, but Erica tripped him.
"Time to use my side kicked… go," Nick said throwing out a Pokéball.
"Hitmonlee," said the Pokémon.
"Huh? Nick has a Hitmonlee," Samantha said in surprise. "How comes you never told us Nick?"
"You citizens never asked," said Super Nick.
<Hitmonlee A Kicking Pokémon. 'The Kicking Fiend'. When in a hurry, its legs lengthen progressively. It runs smoothly with extra long, loping strides. Hitmonlee will first use its Meditate ability to boost its attack power. It then will follow up with one of any number of kicking attacks. Hitmonlee relies solely on its feet in combat. >
"Lets kick them," said Nick pointing at Afro.
"Not me!" Afro exclaimed, but it was too late Hitmonlee and Nick was chasing Afro. After, Afro ran up to team Alpha and dodge out of the way as Hitmonlee and Super Nick Mega Kicked them. Soon after, they were flying away.
"We will be back," Erica shouted.
"And that's a fact," said Brett.
"Quit the rhyming crap," said Erica slapping Brett in the head.
"Ow, now I think I lost my hat!" Brett exclaimed.
"Where is Super Nick?" someone asked.
"Hi guys," Nick said coming back from the bathroom. "Did I miss anything?
"Yes," Afro explains. "You missed "Super Nick" in action." He said sarcastically.
Going to the Gym…
"I don't know why Samantha and Nick had to go to the mayor's office," Afro said.
^Maybe it's because Nick just likes to follow Samantha ^ Bulbasaur explained as he popped out of his Pokéball.
"Yeah I guess so," Afro said.
^Hey, look at that Pokémon in the bushes ^ Bulbasaur said.
^Huh? ^ The Pokémon said.
<Elekid It rotates its arms to generate electricity, but it tires easily, so it charges up only a little bit. Even in the most vicious storm, this Pokémon plays happily if thunder rumbles in the sky. >
"Wow, Bulbasaur let's try to catch this one," Afro said taking off his shades.
^An easy match ^ Bulbasaur said as he went to face Elekid.
"Vine Whip," Afro commanded.
^What's this thing? ^ Said the Elekid catching Bulbasaur's vine.
"Huh?" Afro said.
^How about this? ^ Said the Elekid knocking Bulbasaur with a Thunder Punch.
"Bulbasaur try to get up."
^I'm aight ^ said Bulbasaur going for a Tackle.
"Bulbasaur, he is charging up for another Thunder Punch."
Bulbasaur stopped just in time, then after let out his vines, squeezed Elekid; then bang him up and down.
"Bang him against the tree."
Bulbasaur bang Elekid against a tree five, then Afro threw a Pokéball and caught Elekid.
"Yes thanks a lot Bulbasaur," Afro said hugging him.
At the gym leader…
"Hey are you a Pokémon trainer," a kid said coming out of the gym door angry.
"Yes," Afro responded.
"Man," the kid said, "you're going to hate it in there."
"Why," Afro asked.
"The gym trainer here is a wimp in Pokémon training," the kid explained. "He is so afraid that he will lose so he makes it a handicap match."
"I'm going to try my hardest," said Afro.
"Good luck," the kid said going to the Pokémon Center.
"I'm here for a battle," Afro said barging in the door.
"Hi I'm Walter," the gym leader responded. "I make the rules here. It will be three of my Pokémon versus the two of your Pokémon."
"Okay I'm fine with that wimp," said Afro. Not out loud though.
"Go… Bellsprout," said the gym leader.
"Bel," said the Pokémon.
"Go Squirtle," Afro commanded.
"Ha," the gym leader laughs. "That Pokémon is useless against Plant Pokémon.
"I think I know that," Afro explains. "But Squirtle knows Ice moves. "Body Slam."
"Vine Whip," the leader commanded.
"Sprout," said the Pokémon knocking back straight into the wall.
"Ice Beam," Afro commanded.
"Bellll," said the Pokémon as it became froze.
"Go Magmar," said Walter. "Use Flamethrower on the ice."
"Mag," said the Pokémon using its Flamethrower on the ice.
"Bel," said the Pokémon happy to be out of the ice, but it was weak from the ice.
"Vine Whip," Walter commanded.
"Hey that's cheating!" Afro exclaimed.
"That's the rules," said Walter.
"Well if that's the rules…go," said Afro throwing out a Pokéball.
"Primeape," said the Pokémon.
"Mega Punch Bellsprout… Squirtle Water Gun on Magmar," Afro commanded.
Bellsprout and Magmar fainted, because of the attacks.
"Go," said Walter throwing out a Pokéball.
"Ivysaur," said the Pokémon.
"Vine Whip," Walter commanded.
"Prime," said the Pokémon punching the vines.
"Razor Leaf."
"Prime," said the Pokémon out punching all of, but then was soon getting beat down.
"Squirt," said the Pokémon using Ice Beam on Ivysaur.
After the battle…
"Hey guys," said Afro when he saw his friends at the Pokémon Center.
"We decided to wait here because after the battle you would come here," Samantha said.
"We did?" Nick question. "I didn't even know why we were here."
"I told you a million times," Samantha said. "Well did you win Afro?"
"Yes," said Afro showing the badge.
"That looks like a bottle cap to me," Nick said. "Well who cares I'm going to be the narrator of the next chapter, and the script writer."
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