The Birth

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> (Two mysterious looking guys are seen in this control room)</div> <bR> <div> Mysterious person #1: N. Igma, do you have the Create-A-Character device</div> <div> ready?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: (in his Freddy Krueger-ish voice) All systems go. It's time those</div> <div> kids had a few more friends anyway. Blackeyez, you are a genius!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Thank yew, thank yew. Now let's start.</div> <bR> <div> (Back in Pallet Town)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Rats. I want to play Goldeneye 4-Player mode, but we only have 3</div> <div> people!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We need more friends to travel around with.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I also need help cooking.</div> <bR> <div> (All sigh)</div> <bR> <div> (Back at N. Igma and Blackeyez's place, Blackeyez is working on his person)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Name. Hmmm, how about Matt? Age? (Typing) Ah, 13. I like it!</div> <div> Interests. (Typing) Hibachi cooking, playing bass guitar, music. (Under</div> <div> music) Favorite band? (Typing) My personal favorite. METALLICA! Hair color?</div> <div> How about black and blue? Hair style? Semi-long, kinda like that A.J. kid I</div> <div> saw. Attire? (Typing) Black and red vest, jeans, white t-shirt, red dewrag.</div> <div> Shoe type? Sport. Extra: wroks at hibachi grill in Cerulean City. (To N.</div> <div> Igma) Ok, I'm done with my person!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Name: Josh. Age: 13 Interests: (Typing) Women, battling. Hair</div> <div> color? Brown. Attire? Black and white adidas shirt and pants. Favorite band?</div> <div> Ah, assorted. Shoe type: Sneakers. Ok, I'm done!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Here we go!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh and Matt appear in test tubes)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma and Blackeyez: SUCCESS!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (groggily) Ugh, where are we?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (groggily) Looks like we're in some lab.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Who are you guys?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma and Blackeyez: We are the super duo known as N. Igma and Blackeyez.</div> <div> We have just created you two.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Now you must leave and go find these three.</div> <bR> <div> (He holds up a picture of Ash, Misty and Brock)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Say, isn't that Ash Ketchum? The PLC?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: You must find and stay with them. You will travel around on their</div> <div> journeys.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back in Pallet Town.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'll get the door.</div> <bR> <div> (He sees Josh and Matt)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Who are you?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: We were sent to find these people.</div> <bR> <div> (Holds up the picture)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: That's us.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Not bad for the 1st house.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Come on in.</div> <bR> <div> (Ash and Misty are startled when they see Josh and Matt)</div> <bR> <div> Ash and Misty: INTRUDERS!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Dude! You say stuff at the same time! Just like a hot couple! (Misty</div> <div> bashes him) Owww.N. Igma was right about the hitting part too.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Get lost!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ok, I guess you don't want a HUGE pokédex upgrade, so we'll leave.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: WAIT! WAIT!</div> <bR> <div> (He tosses Josh the pokédex. Him and Matt are seen working on it like crazy)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ok, here you go.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Gosh, how many new buttons are there?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: According to our creat- uh, I mean bosses, there's 30!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Wow. So many new features.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I know. This baby can identify people.</div> <bR> <div> (Blackeyez and N. Igma are seen watching)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Say it. NOW!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Can we travel and stay with you?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Can you play Goldeneye?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yup.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Can either of you guys cook?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I run a hibachi restaurant in Cerulean, stupid! I'm also the lead</div> <div> chef!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You're comin' with ME!</div> <bR> <div> (TR is shown watching)</div> <bR> <div> Jesse: More brats? MORE POKéMON!</div> <bR> <div> James: OOOooohh!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Let's see wut these brats haves!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back at the lab.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Oh crap. WE FORGOT TO GIVE THEM POKéMON!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Don't worry. I whipped another instrument up. Problem is, we need</div> <div> to see them.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: But we're supposed to be secretive interdimensional beings!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Doesn't mean we can't make house calls.</div> <bR> <div> (They disappear and reappear in Pallet)</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh and Matt: (imitating Budweiser commercial guy dude) WAAAZZAAAAPPP!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: My ears. Oh yeah! We created these.(A giant mallet appears out of</div> <div> nowhere and hits him) OW! I mean, we need to deliver these Pokémon to Matt</div> <div> and Josh. (Blackeyez hands Matt three pokéballs; N. Igma hands Josh six.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Kewl!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I'll just push the "Unknown" button.</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Blackeyez. The black-eyed pokémon. It is said that this pokémon can</div> <div> warp to any place it wants. Its black eyes can take in sunlight and shoot a</div> <div> laser that is white hot and can weld metal.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whoa.</div> <bR> <div> (Brock holds his pokédex up to N. Igma)</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: N. Igma. The enigma pokémon. This pokémon uses it's psychic mind to</div> <div> make anything it wants appear, and do anything it wants.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Prepare for trouble! (Team R appears)</div> <bR> <div> James: Make it double!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Shut up! (His scary voice stops TR.)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Allow us.Prepare for trouble!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Make it double! Now go, our cre.er, friends!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: To protect the world from retardation!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: To fight the Rockets who have constipation!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: To save the good of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: To knock Team R to the stars above!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: MATT!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: JOSH!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Team Rocket, you'll blast off at the speed of light!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Surrender now, 'cuz you'll lose the fight!</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: OH YEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: You upstarts! Arbok, Lickitung, GO!!</div> <bR> <div> James: Weezing, Victreebel, GO!! (They come out) Say, Victreebel's not</div> <div> trying to eat me! What a nice writer!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Time to test our Pokémon! I'll use these first three! Pokéballs, GO!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: And I'll use my three! Pokéballs, GO!!</div> <bR> <div> (Matt has Venusaur, Slowbro and Weezing. Josh has Poliwhirl, Electrode, and</div> <div> Nidorino.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: No fair! Your Pokémon are better!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That's 'cuz I have less!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh well.</div> <bR> <div> James: Nice Weezing!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah! It can do tricks, too. Watch! (Matt's Weezing Tackles James'</div> <div> Weezing.)</div> <bR> <div> James: No fair! Weezing, Sludge attack!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Please. Slowbro, Confusion! (James' Weezing is KO'd)</div> <bR> <div> James: Errr, Victreebel, go!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: He's mine! Poliwhirl-wait, bad choice. Nidorino, go! Horn Attack!</div> <div> (Victreebel is stunned)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Hey, these guys know their types!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Unlike SOME people.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey!</div> <bR> <div> James: Victreebel, Poison Powder!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What a moron. Your pitful Poison Powder is powerless to stop poison</div> <div> Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Try saying THAT five times fast!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Finish it with Horn Drill! (Victreebel is KO'd)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: My turn! Lickitung, go!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Too easy. Venusaur, Razor Leaf! (Lickitung is stuck with a dozen</div> <div> leaves) Now, Vine Whip! (Venusaur throws Lickitung into the wall, KO'ing</div> <div> it.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Arbok, CRUSH THEMMM!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Poliwhirl, go!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: A Poliwhirl? Ah hah hah! Wrap attack! (Arbok grabs Poliwhirl, but</div> <div> the frog pokémon slips out of his coils) Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Poliwhirl. Constantly sweats to keep it's body slimy.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: That Poliwhirl is a slippery character!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Shut up! Arbok, Bite!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Poliwhirl, Hypnosis! (Arbok stops inches in front of Poliwhirl's face</div> <div> and goes to sleep. Poliwhirl starts beating the crap out of Arbok. Poliwhirl</div> <div> snaps his fingers. Arbok wakes up, and screams. Why? Poliwhirl was charging</div> <div> up a Mega Punch. Arbok gets sent into the next galaxy.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I know this is a kids' show, but you guys suck!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: What did you say?! (Meowth jumps at Matt. Pikachu zaps Meowth)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Thank you, mouse friend.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Now Electrode.get rid of these morons. (Electrode uses Explosion and</div> <div> blows up Team Rocket.)</div> <bR> <div> TR: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGGAAAAAIIIIINNN!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That was easy.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: You're everything we dreamed you to be!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Good luck, our child-er, friends! (They disappear)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Well, looks like we're stuck with you guys. So.Ash. How's Misty?</div> <div> (Misty socks him)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I already don't like this guy.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ok, ok, I'll lay off.for now.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey, what's this?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I remember those two weirdoes dropping it.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez and N. Igma: WEIRDOES?!?!?!?!?!?!</div> <bR> <div> What IS the mysterious device? Find out next time in Part 1 of our new</div> <div> mini-series</div> <div> CROSSOVER CHAOS</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>