Silph Under Siege

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: We find our heroes doing some hobbies.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I'm drooling over some awesome bass guitars in a catalog.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I'm looking at pictures of gorgeous pop singers!! (Matt bashes him)</div> <bR> <div> Brock, Ash, and Misty: We're playing Goldeneye!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ash, We better do something. She's kicking our butts!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (whispering) That's 'cause I'm letting her win!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You are so loyal.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I'm practicing practical jokes!</div> <bR> <div> (The magazine Matt is reading explodes)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey! I was just about to order my Ibanez SR885 Soundgear!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (Switching off N64) I'm bored.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Me too.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I feel like traveling. Like to New York or something.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Where's New York?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: That's it! We could go to Saffron City!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: But some guy with a Mafia accent could mug us!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I LIKE those guys with Mafia accents!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I could try to ask out Sabrina!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey, she already LIKES me!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Eat this! (They start fighting)</div> <bR> <div> (Matt and Ian snicker)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Let's blow this joint! Saffron, here we come!</div> <bR> <div> (Ash and Ian jump on Charizard, Brock gets on Onix, Misty gets on Starmie,</div> <div> Matt jumps on Weezing, and Josh hops on Kangaskhan, and they run/swim/fly</div> <div> off)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I wanted a Charizard, but nooo.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Heh heh heh.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: 2 hours later.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We're here!</div> <bR> <div> (The group goes in the guard shack)</div> <bR> <div> Guard: Wait just a second!</div> <bR> <div> All: WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Say, that IS fun!</div> <bR> <div> Leroy: My name's Leroy. Those dang Rockets put all my peeps out here because</div> <div> they had to be the punks they are!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oook.</div> <bR> <div> Leroy: Well, go on in, but beware those darn Rockets!</div> <bR> <div> (They group runs out)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whew! I thought he was gonna mug us!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey! There's the gym!</div> <bR> <div> (Brock runs in)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: This could get bad!</div> <bR> <div> (Brock is heard screaming. Ten seconds later he is psychically thrown</div> <div> outside)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ok, watch a master. (He goes in. Our heroes listen against the door)</div> <bR> <div> Sabrina: Hey! You're that sick guy who wanted to kiss me!! Get out!!! (Josh</div> <div> is psychically thrown outside)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ya saved her life and she kissed you, eh?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Well, maybe I was exaggerating.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I'd probably dump her after a week.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Like you haven't done that to every other girlfriend you've had</div> <div> already.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: He has? If I were him, I would be happy with ANYONE! (To Ian) Don't</div> <div> you know how LUCKY you are?!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Enough about dating! Look at the Silph building!</div> <bR> <div> (There's a Rocket guarding the door)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh boy.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (impersonating Meowth) We better warn the boss!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, Matt. How are we gonna get in?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I know. Ash, Brock, you guys go catch a rare Pokémon, and lure the guy</div> <div> away!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Sounds like a plan. C'mon, Brock.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: 10 Minutes later.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Sooo, what did ya catch?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I got a Nidoqueen. (Starts crying anime flood tears) Now I have to</div> <div> release it!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Considering you got rid of Butterfree, Primeape, and Pidgeot like a</div> <div> RETARD, why are you crying about this one?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Nidorino, go! (Nidorino pops out, and the Nidoqueen sees it)</div> <bR> <div> Nidoqueen: NIDO! (Starts chasing Nidorino, and they run past the Rocket</div> <div> guarding the door to Silph)</div> <bR> <div> Rocket Guard: Oh boy! A Nidoqueen! (He runs after it)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ok, everybody, in!</div> <bR> <div> (The Rocket guard comes back)</div> <bR> <div> Rocket Guard: Whoo-hoo! Got it! Now where did those kids go? (Sees the door</div> <div> open) Oh, poopy! (He runs into the building)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Another scene change.Inside the Silph Building.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Here he comes!</div> <bR> <div> Rocket Guard: Where are you kids? (He walks away. Everyone pops out of the</div> <div> fountain with snorkels.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Good thing you had these snorkels in your backpack, Misty.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm always ready to swim! (Collects snorkels and puts them in her</div> <div> backpack)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's explore the building and clear out these Rockets!</div> <bR> <div> (They sneak down the main hall and go in the first door they see. Inside is</div> <div> a 14-year old secretary typing up stuff on a computer and blasting music.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Oops, wrong room.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (Blushing) Who says?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Saaayyyyy, is that Napster?</div> <bR> <div> Secretary: Actually, it is.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey, nice playlist!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: 1.2.NOW! (Brock and Ash tie up the secretary and Ian turns out the</div> <div> lights. Misty turns on the desk lamp and points it in the secretary's face.)</div> <bR> <div> ecretary: What was that for?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah, what WAS that for?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (Who is wearing a trenchcoat and a hat for some reason) Don't worry,</div> <div> sweetheart. We just gotta ask you a couple questions.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I hate it when he does this.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Where'd he get the trenchcoat?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What's your name, missy?</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Steph. My name is Steph.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Well, Steph-my-name-is-Steph.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Is that short for Stephanie?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Like I was saying, what're these Rocket punks doing here?</div> <bR> <div> Steph: They took over the building and captured most of the employees! I was</div> <div> left behind because they needed a secretary.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What are they after?</div> <bR> <div> Steph: They're after our supply of prototype Master Balls. With them, they</div> <div> can catch any Pokémon flawlessly!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash could use some of those!</div> <bR> <div> Steph: The leader of these Rockets goes by Alcapone. Dee Alcapone. He a</div> <div> crafty sort who just got promoted.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What's that? (They hear footsteps in the hall.)</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Quick! Hide!</div> <bR> <div> Guard: I'm tellin' ya, boss, they went in here! (They open the door. Steph</div> <div> is in there typing up more stuff.)</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: I don't see anything, you twit!</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Hiya, chief! I was just doing your accounting for you!</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: Well, it's nice to know not EVERYONE around here is a moron! (They</div> <div> leave.)</div> <bR> <div> Steph: The coast is clear!</div> <bR> <div> (Brock, Josh, and Ian pop out of the file cabinets.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: That was close!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It's a good thing we're cartoon characters, or we could've never gotten</div> <div> away with that!</div> <bR> <div> (Pikachu drops from the ceiling fan.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oy Matt! Where are ya!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (pops out from under Steph's desk) I'm here. (The trio stare.) What? I</div> <div> was checking out her playlist, not her.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That's enough of that.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Where're Ash and Misty?</div> <bR> <div> (Brock opens the closet and Ash and Misty tumble out the door.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And what, pray tell, were you doing in each other's arms?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (blushing) We were not!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (blushing) Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Uh huh! Then why're you blushing?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Let's go before they come back!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (holding Steph's hand) We'll be back for you, promise.</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Promise.</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone peeks out around the door from top to bottom: Brock, Josh, Matt,</div> <div> Ian, Misty, Ash, and Pikachu. Then Pikachu walks out carrying everyone else</div> <div> on his shoulders. They collapse.)</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pikaaa.pika pika chu! (Translation: Sigh.someone's been watching</div> <div> too many Looney Tunes!)</div> <bR> <div> Guard: There they are, boss!</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: Then don't sit there like a roast! Get them!</div> <div> (The guard and Alcapone chase everyone into a hall of doors. A cartoon</div> <div> classic "Chase Scene in a Hall of Doors Gag" ensues. First the guard and</div> <div> Alcapone chase them through a door, then they chase the Rockets, and then</div> <div> Matt chases the Rockets with his bass guitar, then Misty chases Ash and Ian</div> <div> chases Brock and well, you know. Suddenly two Joshes appear from either side</div> <div> of the hallway. Seeing a copy of himself that mimics his every move, Josh</div> <div> does the first thing that comes to his mind: he fixes his hair. It ends up</div> <div> everyone runs over the guard, and Alcapone has disappeared.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We're home free!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: To the elevator!</div> <bR> <div> (They dash in, press the 10th floor button, and breathe a sigh of relief.)</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: So nice of you to join us.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: (turn around slowly) Eeeeeekkkkk. (Alcapone and five Rockets are</div> <div> standing right behind them.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: After a huge brawl in the elevator.</div> <bR> <div> (All of our heroes are tied up, back to back to back to back to back to</div> <div> back. A large metal hand holding a giant lighter is behind them. A Rocket is</div> <div> spreading gasoline on the floor.)</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: Ha ha haaa! You thought you could stop our plan, but you're too</div> <div> late! We've stolen the Master Balls, trapped you meddling kids, and all we</div> <div> have to do to make our victory complete is to cause more mayhem by.BURNING</div> <div> THE PLACE TO THE GROUND!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Pyros.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Don't be talkin'.</div> <bR> <div> Alcapone: And you, my friends, have a front-row seat to Team Rocket's</div> <div> greatest triumph under our new leader! (The Rockets go down the elevator.)</div> <bR> <div> Voice: Building will burn in precisely five minutes.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: We're gonna die, we're gonna die.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I just wanna say goodbye to all the beautiful girls I never got to</div> <div> date! And to my dad and brothers and sisters.and my good friends who are</div> <div> doomed to share this fate with me.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, man. You were a great flirting partner!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I love you, man!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I haven't known you guys as long.BUT I'LL MISS YOU!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Me too.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Me three.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Misty? I have a confession to make.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I.I.I THINK YOU'RE CUTE!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Huh? Really?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah! I know I haven't been nice to you, but you're smart and pretty</div> <div> and funny and nice.it's not like I like you or anything though, kay?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I understand. You're a cool guy too. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO SWEET</div> <div> TO ME!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Thanks. It must be hard being the only girl.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It's been fun though.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Misty?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Yeah?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I have something to tell you.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Really? Well, me too.you first.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No, you.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: But I insist.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ladies first.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Well, I.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey, Matt! You haven't said anything yet! Aren't cha gonna say goodbye</div> <div> to Metallica?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I don't have to because we're not going to die!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Huh?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: While you guys were worrying, I kept cool and got a hold of my hibachi</div> <div> knives!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Awight!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You go, boy!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Cut us loose, man!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: And hurry! Or we'll be gone in sixty seconds!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Yeah! Hey, why'd I get the short line?</div> <bR> <div> (Matt cuts everyone loose and they celebrate-for only five seconds. But</div> <div> that's because the fire is going to light in six seconds. They vamoose.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We gotta help everyone out of the building!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Must we be heroic?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Maybe some hot chicks work here, and we'll score some points!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Like Steph.oh my gosh, we've gotta help her!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Let's go, men!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: And woman.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Yeah, yeah, that too.</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone runs off saving people. Matt finds Steph.)</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Matt, you're back! I'm scared.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Come on, we gotta go!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Everyone back alive and well?</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: YEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Rats.only guys work here.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Except Matt's.friend. Hee hee.</div> <bR> <div> Employee: How'll we escape?</div> <bR> <div> Employee#2: The stairs are out!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I know! We'll take turns riding on Charizard's back out the window!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Uh, guys.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: We'll fly down first, and Ash will be back for you.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Fellas.</div> <bR> <div> (Ash, Brock, Josh, and Ian fly down on Charizard.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Where's Matt? (Matt and Steph float down on Weezing.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I hope you don't mind our ride.</div> <bR> <div> Steph: No, I like Weezing!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Good, cause most girls would.</div> <bR> <div> Steph: I know, I know, freak out. I'm not most girls.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: But that's why I like you! (Blushes) As a friend, I mean.</div> <bR> <div> Steph: Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Matt and Ste-heph, sittin' in a tree. (Weezing blasts Sludge in his</div> <div> face)</div> <bR> <div> (They get to ground level)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Back in a flash! (Flies back up)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Kay.huh?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I gotcha, Mist.ty. (No one's up there) Where'd everyone go?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Yoo-hoo! (Misty and all the employees are on the ground.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: How'd you get down?!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: That's what I've been trying to tell you! It's called a fire escape</div> <div> ladder!</div> <bR> <div> (The firemen come, along with the police. Silph is saved, and a good number</div> <div> of Rockets were captured. But Alcapone was not.)</div> <bR> <div> Leroy: Thanks, homeboys!</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Yeah, you saved a lot of people from that burning building!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: My heart's burning right now with passion.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Your cheeks are burning too!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sweeet.I got Steph's e-mail address!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Are you cheating on Sora?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well, uh.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Don't worry. Sora is your girlfriend away from home.let Steph be the</div> <div> one at home.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We're just friends, okay?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Liar, liar, pants on fire.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Well, Misty, what did you want to tell me?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Well, I, uh.what about you?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Um.uh.nothing.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Me too.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Well, all's well that ends well.</div> <bR> <div> ???: But is it the end, my friend? (Zoom out to Rocket HQ. The boss is</div> <div> speaking.) No, no, it's just the beginning. Soon I will have you.and my</div> <div> revenge.</div> <bR> <div> TO BE CONTINUED WHEN OUR HEROES FIND OUT</div> <div> The Truth About Tracey!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>