Slumber Party Panic

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: We find our heroes heading back to Ash's house on a beautiful</div> <div> evening.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ash! Wouldn't it be fun if we all had a sleepover at your house?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: That's a good idea!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Wait a minute. What fun would a slumber party be if your parents are</div> <div> home?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Don't worry! I got a postcard at the last Pokémon Center! It was from</div> <div> my mom. She went to Cancun, and won't be back for at least a week!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: YEAH!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Wait. I have to call my dad to see if I can go. (Goes over to the</div> <div> payphone right next to the group and calls Flint) Dad! Hi. Can I spend the</div> <div> night at Ash's house?</div> <bR> <div> Flint: Like I want another kid around here. (Hangs up)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'm in.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: OK, let's go!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wait. Can we listen to Metallica as loud as we want?!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Sure! Why not? OK everyone! To my house!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: And can we Toilet Paper?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Sure. But call it T.P. It sounds cooler that way!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ok!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: In the trees behind the gang...</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Wow! They're havin a sleep over! It's the poifect time to capture</div> <div> Pikachu for the boss!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: I can't wait until tonight. They just better not be out really late</div> <div> or I'll miss my beauty sleep!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: What a tragedy.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Shut up Meowth!</div> <bR> <div> James: Quit arguing you two. When they sneak out tonight, we'll be up on</div> <div> their roof waiting to see when they've gone. They wouldn't dare to go with</div> <div> their Pokémon. What if they accidentally escaped?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Ok. Sounds like a plan. Tonight Pikachu will finally be ours!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: At Ash's house...</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Everyone have their Toilet Paper?</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: Yes!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey guys, I rented "The Spy That Shagged Me!"</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: He got it from me!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Quit interrupting and go do something productive.</div> <bR> <div> (Psycho goes and sits on the couch and starts snorting. They he looks up and</div> <div> spits a loogie high into the air. He catches it in his mouth and turns on</div> <div> the TV.)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I don't even wanna know what he's doing...</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's watch it!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Um.... I'll go make popcorn! Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You might need help! Let me come help you!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: If you insist!</div> <bR> <div> (They go into the kitchen.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Now where is the popcorn?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Right, here!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh duh! I'm going blind.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It says it takes 5 minutes. Let's make two batches!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: All right!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back in the TV room, 5 minutes later...</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Where the heck can they be?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I dunno, but I really wanna watch the movie.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I think I know! (He runs outside, through the front gate and</div> <div> disappears)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Where is he going?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Where ever he thinks Ash and Misty are I guess.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Well I have a better idea. I bet they are in the kitchen.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's go look. (They walk into the kitchen to see the floor littered</div> <div> with popcorn.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What happened in here?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: The bag exploded. It was cool.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We put two bags in at once. Not a good idea.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's make some more then!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Who is Everyone Else?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Just ignore him...</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey, where did Ian go?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: He just ran out of the house like a lunatic.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh, of course!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Well let's watch the movie without him then!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: OK!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Who is Everyone Else?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: You know who everyone else is! Now be quiet. I want to watch the</div> <div> movie.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Fine...</div> <bR> <div> (They put in the movie and it started.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Up on Ash's roof...</div> <bR> <div> James: OOOOOOOH!!! I love this movie!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Shut up! You'll let them know we're here!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Both of you be quiet. Here comes my role model Felicity Shagwell!</div> <bR> <div> James: I can't wait until the movie is over! We'll be rich. (Jewels twinkle</div> <div> in all their eyes)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: At N. Igma's palace.</div> <bR> <div> Knock, Knock, Knock!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Who's interrupting the movie? (He opens the door.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey Blackeyez!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Hey Ian! What can I do for you?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I was wondering if any of you guys happened to have a few pairs of</div> <div> Night Vision Binoculars handy?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: It just so happens I have 6! One for each of you!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Wow! Thanks! Now just one more thing. Anyone have a couple of cassette</div> <div> tapes?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: It just so happens that I too have 6 tapes! What a kawinkydink!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Thanks! We need them for tonight!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez, N. Igma and Psycho: No problem!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Bye!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back at Ash's house...</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey guys! I got Night Vision Binoculars for all of us an I got cassette</div> <div> tapes too!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sweet!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: OK everyone, when the movie is over, we wait a few minutes to get into</div> <div> our camouflage and then we can go T. P.ing.</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Great!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Who is Everyone Else???</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Just give it a rest.</div> <bR> <div> (The movie just ended.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Are you guys sure you want to T.P.?</div> <bR> <div> Brock. Why do you want to know? Don't you want to go?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Well.not really.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: That's OK! You stay behind then and guard the house.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Good thing I brought my Walkie-Talkies! They have 14 frequencies and an</div> <div> automatic call button! If you want to know were we are or you're in trouble,</div> <div> just let me show you how to work them.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Man, Ian! You thought of everything!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That's 'cause the greatest T.P.ing master.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (strikes an Ash-y pose) Of all time!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Quit stealing my poses!</div> <bR> <div> (Ian shows Misty how to use the walkie-talkies)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: OK, guys, go have fun!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: WE WILL! T. P.ING IS THE BOMB!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ooook then Brock. Settle down.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Sorry.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Outside...</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We sure do look suspicious! We all have big Binoculars and big rolls</div> <div> under our shirts!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Yeah...we do... Hey I have an idea! Pidgeot! I choose you!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Quiet down. You don't have to yell that every time you send out a</div> <div> Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: sorry...We can all fit on Pidgeot and he can fly us to the T. P.ing</div> <div> place!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Good thinking! All of our Pokémon can help!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (into the walkie-talkie) Misty, are you there?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm here. I hear you loud and clear. THUMP!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Geez! What's going on in there? We're supposed to be sneaking around!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I don't know! Misty, what was that?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I don't know either. It came from the roof though.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What was that thump?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I don't know! It came from the roof!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Up on the roof...</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Meoch!!! You stepped on my tail!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Oh get over it. This isn't good. One of the brats stayed behind.</div> <div> James, shall Arbok and Weezing take care of this?</div> <bR> <div> James: Good idea. Weezing, Smokescreen attack now!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: On Pidgeot...</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Misty, we're almost there. I'm going to turn off the walkie-talkie in</div> <div> case anyone is close to me.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (reluctantly) OK...</div> <bR> <div> (Ian turns it off.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: T.P. out everyone!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's get to work!</div> <bR> <div> (They let out all their Pokémon and everyone starts to T.P.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back to Ash's house for the umpteenth time...</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Arbok, go down the chimney and tie up the brat so we can steal her</div> <div> Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> James: Good idea!</div> <bR> <div> (Down the chimney goes Arbok...)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hey! What's that? What's Arbok doing here? Goldeen go!</div> <bR> <div> (But out pops Psyduck.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Psyduck!? Why can't you stay until you're called? Oh, never mind!</div> <div> Psyduck, hit your head against the wall!</div> <bR> <div> Psyduck: Psy???????????? (Sticks it's finger in it's ear and sniffs.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Psyduck, that's gross!</div> <bR> <div> (Arbok wraps up both Misty and the stupefied Pokemon and smoke fills the</div> <div> house.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!</div> <bR> <div> James: To unite all people within our nation!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To denounce the evil's of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> James: To extend our rea...</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Do you two know how old that is? Get a new motto for once! Geez!</div> <bR> <div> James: Don't interrupt me! Victreebel, go!</div> <bR> <div> (And he releases Victreebel which instantly chomps on his head.)</div> <bR> <div> James: Mphhh gflett gnoooooo!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back to the rest of the gang...we change scenes a lot in this one,</div> <div> eh?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu! Toss me another roll over here. I'm almost out.</div> <bR> <div> (Pikachu grabbed a roll and started running over to Ash, when he tripped</div> <div> over a tail. Squirtle cried out in pain, and used his Water Gun on Pikachu.</div> <div> Pikachu became enraged and used his Thundershock in all directions. Then</div> <div> Squirtle and Pikachu started using every attack they knew on each other,</div> <div> which sadly tore down most of the beautiful white strips thrown with such</div> <div> care.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What the heck are you two doing?!?!? YOU JUST TORE DOWN ALL THE</div> <div> T.P.!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian and Josh: YOU'LL PAY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Oh man!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu! Squirtle! Quit fighting! Please! Ian, go tell Misty that we</div> <div> are running late because the "decorations" got torn down.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ok (Sighs and picks up walkie- talkie, turning it on.) Misty! It's Ian,</div> <div> and we are going to be late because of certain circumstances.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ian! Help! It's Teammmffffffff Hohet!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It sounds like she's in trouble. I better go check on her. Hypno, I</div> <div> choose you!</div> <bR> <div> (Out pops Hypno.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey! Why didn't you just have Hypno Teleport us here?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Well I was planning on taking him back with me so Misty and I could</div> <div> scare you.... but that's beside the point. I'm going back to your house,</div> <div> Ash. I'll be right back.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Bye bye. (And he teleports to Ash's house.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: We need to get going on this T.P. again! We don't have as much time</div> <div> now. Come on, guys!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Guess what? Back at Ash's...</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Misty! Hey Misty! Is everything all right?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It's a trap! Run!</div> <bR> <div> (All of a sudden, a slimy red tongue smacks Ian in the face, and temporarily</div> <div> knocks him out.)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Good work Licky!</div> <bR> <div> Licky: Licky!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Darn it! It's one of the other brats! Well, we can still steal his</div> <div> Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> James: I get to open the first Pokéball!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Fine. Go! Let's see what it is.</div> <bR> <div> (James opens it and out pops Ian's Raichu)</div> <bR> <div> James: OOOOOH! It's a Raichu!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: I have a bad feeling.</div> <bR> <div> (Raichu uses Thunderbolt on Team Rocket.)</div> <bR> <div> Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!! (They do)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Misty, are you all right?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm OK. But I wanna know how they got in here.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I dunno but I better tell Ash what happened. I'll Teleport to him. I'll</div> <div> be right back.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: OK.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: We go to Team Rocket flying through the air.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: This is all your fault, James!</div> <bR> <div> James: Why me?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: You opened the Pokéball!</div> <bR> <div> James: But you told me to!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Then why'd you listen??</div> <bR> <div> James: Because you would have hurt me?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Well now I'm REALLY going to hurt you!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: The Raichu Thunderbolt flight will be landing shortly in a tree full</div> <div> of toilet paper. Please fasten your seatbelts and put your tray table in the</div> <div> upright position.</div> <bR> <div> (Team Rocket crashes through the T.P. our heroes just put up)</div> <bR> <div> James: And some of it's used!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Heyyy. That's where our extra roll went!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I couldn't help it! I had chili and bean dip for lunch!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Who destroyed our work?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It's Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: You have destroyed the Almighty White Strips. Now you must die!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Go Venusaur! (He starts Vine whipping everywhere. Then he wraps his</div> <div> vines around TR)</div> <bR> <div> (All of the sudden Ian Teleports and appears.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey, why are they here? They were just at your house Ash. They were</div> <div> trying to steal Misty's Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: How did they get in?!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I don't know but I got there just in time.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No one steals Misty's Pokémon! Now I shall make you suffer!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Gee, I wonder why.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That is one lovesick puppy.</div> <bR> <div> (Ash's Pokies crush TR)</div> <bR> <div> TR: We're blasting off again again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They fly away)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hypno, take us home! (They Teleport away)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back at Ash's for the final time.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I want to thank you, Ian.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Come on.not in front of the guys!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Let 'em look. (She kisses Ian on the cheek)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Whoo-hoo! Look who's shakin' now, Hat-hair!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Grumble grumble.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Ash, you've had plenty of chances already!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Share the wealth, sthuper Asthh!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Now, before this fic ends.</div> <bR> <div> (Gary comes out his front door wearing a bathrobe and bunny slippers. He</div> <div> sees ripped toilet paper all over his lawn.)</div> <bR> <div> Gary: WHO DID THIS?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma, Blackeyez, and Psycho: Hee hee hee!!!</div> <bR> <div> THE END!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>