Poison Ivy

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: People wonder why Tracey doesn't travel with our heroes and Brock</div> <div> does.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: So this fic, which acts as a prologue to our series, explains why</div> <div> Brock is with us. As for why Tracey isn't.you'll see. Moo hoo ha ha haaa!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: This takes place right after "The Lost Lapras".so sit back and</div> <div> enjoy!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Our heroes, joined by Tracey Sketcher.</div> <bR> <div> AAML peeps: DEATH TO KENJI!!!</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: That's TRACEY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez and N. Igma: YOU THREE STAY OUT OF THIS!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: .are heading away from Professor Ivy's lab to explore other</div> <div> islands on Lapras. Little do they know fate, in THIS universe, has other</div> <div> plans.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We get to sail away to other islands.how fun!! And rather romantic,</div> <div> don't you think?</div> <bR> <div> AAML peeps: YOU MEAN ASH??!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Shut up!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Who're ya talkin' to, Misty?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: No one.</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: Oh brother.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez and N. Igma: That does it! You three get out of here! (They shove</div> <div> the AAML peeps out the door)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey Tracey, let's see how good you are in Pokémon battle!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: No, I'm fighting him!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Why?!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Because you always get to battle! I don't!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez and N. Igma: She has a point!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: You're a water Pokémon trainer, right? Go, Marril! (He calls out</div> <div> Marril)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: A Pikablu? (Marril gets mad and starts beating up Ash)</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: Sorry, he hates it when people call him that.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Go, Staryu! (It comes out)</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: Marril, Water Gun attack!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Staryu, counter with Tackle! (They both are hurt)</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: Marril, use.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: HOLD IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I just realized something.Psyduck didn't pop out!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Check the rest of your Pokéballs.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: He's not here! I think I left him at Professor Ivy's!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (sighs) Let's go.</div> <bR> <div> Tracey: Uh, I gotta go do something really fast. Back in a flash! (Tracey</div> <div> runs off. Marril runs after him, yelling to wait up.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What's with him?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Never mind that! Let's get Psyduck!!</div> <bR> <div> (They run back to Ivy's. Meanwhile.)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Heh heh heh. Soon it will be complete.</div> <bR> <div> Helper #1: I still wanna know why we got Brock!</div> <bR> <div> Helper #2: Yeah, why does it need to be HIM?</div> <bR> <div> Helper #3: Ash is SOOO much cuter!</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: SILENCE!! (The Helpers shut up.) I got Brock because I'm getting PAID</div> <div> for nabbing him. Plus, he's easier to manipulate.</div> <bR> <div> Helper #2: Meaning.</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: He's an idiot that is blinded by a pretty face. Which I have been born</div> <div> with.</div> <bR> <div> Helper #1: (mumbles) And you're modest, too. (Ivy glares in her direction</div> <div> but doesn't say anything.)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: But soon my experiment shall be complete, and then I will have no need</div> <div> for getting paid at all! I will be able to get all the money, all the power</div> <div> I want! (Laughs evilly, it sounds a lot like Jessie's evil laugh) All I need</div> <div> to do is to conduct one more test.</div> <bR> <div> Helper #2: Where's the subject?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Oh Miss Ivy! I finished dusting the living room!</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: (grins nastily) There's him now. (In sweet voice) Oh Brocky-honey!</div> <div> Could you do something else for me?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (dashes in, wearing his apron and holding a feather duster) For you.</div> <div> (Kneels) .anything! (Ivy rolls her eyes. Only the Helpers see it, Brock's</div> <div> too busy kissing her hand.)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: I just need some help on this machine. (Opens glass chamber) Could you</div> <div> step in?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Of course! (He goes in. Ivy slams the glass behind him and dashes to</div> <div> the controls. At the push of a button, the door merges with the glass,</div> <div> trapping our hero!) Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: (does Jessie-ish laugh again) You fool! Thank you for volunteering for</div> <div> my experiment. (A giant needle arm pops out of the machine. The point begins</div> <div> to slide into a tiny hole in the glass.) You will be the first of my army of</div> <div> terror.</div> <bR> <div> (About now Ash and Misty arrive. As they walk by the house, they look</div> <div> through an open window. Shocked by the sights and sounds, they stop to</div> <div> listen.)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: My experiments have gone for too long. A few were positive.but there</div> <div> were some exceptions. (Grins nastily) I've been mixing Pokémon DNA with</div> <div> human DNA, to create an army of powerful creatures. With the power of</div> <div> Pokémon and the mind of a human.I could rule the world!!! Putting human DNA</div> <div> into Pokémon didn't go well.but maybe Pokémon DNA into a human.the human may</div> <div> be stronger. (Goes over to glass bottles) Better choose something not too</div> <div> uncomfortable.something that won't kill you instantly. Maybe a Charmander.or</div> <div> Machop.here we are! How about.Rattata? (Brock looks horrified) I knew you'd</div> <div> love it! (She inserts the DNA bottle in the needle, and it moves closer to</div> <div> Brock's arm) HA HA HA HAAA!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Ash and Misty bust through the window)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: To protect our friend from Poké-mutation!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: To stop all bad guys across the nation!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: To purify the good of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: To knock this jerk to the stars above!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ash!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Misty!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We'll let you know we are the best!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We'll stop now 'cause you know the rest!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pika! (Translation: I love it when we make fun of that motto!)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: I hate that song.Go, Cloyster! Rapidash! Tangela!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu! Fry that Cloyster!</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Spike Cannon! (Pikachu is hit as he's charging up)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Go Starmie! Bubblebeam! (Rapidash is hit) It's immobilized! Now give</div> <div> it the Double-Edge attack!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: As Starmie beats up Rapidash.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Go Pidgeot! (Yes, Pidgeot is still here in this universe.)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Knock it out of the sky! Aurora Beam! (Pidgeot is badly hurt and falls</div> <div> to the ground.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Return! Can't risk it. Here's another one! Go.Charizard? (The dragon</div> <div> pops out, asleep)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: What a loser! Cloyster, Slam! (Now THAT woke up Charizard! It flies</div> <div> into the air)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No! It'll.</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Use Aurora Beam! Bring it down! (Charizard is hit. An angry Pikachu</div> <div> retaliates with Thunderbolt. Cloyster knocks it back with another Slam)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Charizard.</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Finish it! Ice Beam!! (Normally, this wouldn't freeze a Charizard, but</div> <div> Ash's is so weak, it's actually frozen!)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: NO!!!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: PIKAAA!!! (Another Thunderbolt. But this Cloyster doesn't give up:</div> <div> it uses Double-Edge to knock back Pikachu. The mouse walks over to his</div> <div> frozen friend)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Charizard.wake up! (Charizard opens his eyes. He looks at Ash through</div> <div> the ice.) It'll be okay. Really. (Ash starts crying. Charizard realizes how</div> <div> much Ash cares about him. He thinks of when he was a nice Charmander, and a</div> <div> nasty Charmeleon. He now sees the light.)</div> <bR> <div> (Then Ivy's Tangela joins the fight between Starmie and Rapidash, and the</div> <div> battle moves towards Ash)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash! I need some help here!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: That's it! Misty, lead Starmie in front of Charizard!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (shrugs) Okay.</div> <bR> <div> (Starmie flies in front of the frozen dragon. Rapidash aims a Fire Spin at</div> <div> it, but Starmie moves out of the way in the nick of time. The Fire Spin hits</div> <div> Charizard. It melts the ice and gives Charizard new strength.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: All right!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Help! (Tangela has Wrapped her up, and Starmie can't stop the</div> <div> grass-type.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Charizard, go! Flamethrower on the fly! (Charizard swoops down, burns</div> <div> the vines holding Misty, and picks her up. Then he blasts Tangela with</div> <div> flame. It runs around on fire, and Ivy recalls it before it harms the</div> <div> machines. Charizard drops Misty in front of Ash.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Thank you, Charizard! (She kisses him. Charizard, realizing how GREAT</div> <div> it is to be loved [especially like that], actually blushes.) Oh, and you,</div> <div> Ash. (She walks off. Ash looks sad. He glares at Charizard)</div> <bR> <div> Charizard: Charizard char char zard. Char ih zar-ard. (Translation: Some</div> <div> have it and some don't. She's probably just playing hard to get.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: HEY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Starmie, Hydro Pump!! (Rapidash is KO'd)</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Get them, Cloyster! Clamp that rat! (Cloyster Clamps Pikachu)</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pi.ka. (Translation: Help.me.) (Charizard swoops down and clobbers</div> <div> Cloyster)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Combination Flamethrower and Thunderbolt! (Both connect) .equals extra</div> <div> crispy Cloyster!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Fried clam, anyone?</div> <bR> <div> Ivy: Return. You brats won't get away with this!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (walks over) Oh yeah?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I smell a catfight! (He and Pikachu look away as the fight ensues.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Ten minutes later.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: That took long enough! (She has a bloody nose and a black eye) Now</div> <div> for Brock. (She grabs the crowbar she hit Ivy with and smashes the glass)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (wildly) I'M ALIVE!!! (Kissing ground) Thank you! Thank you!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Calm down. (Sees Helpers) Huh?</div> <bR> <div> Helper #3: It's Ash!!! (The Helpers do that girly Oh-My-God-He's-So-Hot</div> <div> scream)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: AIIIEEE!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!! (He runs away and the Helpers chase him out</div> <div> the door)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You have competition, Misty!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hey!!! (She chases Brock with the crowbar)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So ends our prologue.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hey! I forgot Psyduck!</div> <bR> <div> Ash and Brock: ARRRGGGHHH!!!</div> <bR> <div> END</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>