Halloween Special

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: It's Halloween day, and our heroes are getting ready for</div> <div> trick-or-treating.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And I'M playing the sweet new N64 game, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's</div> <div> Mask!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sweeeeeet!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: In the game, when you wear the mask, you become the person in the</div> <div> mask!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Looks painful!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Sayyy, I wonder if that's how Philippe, webmaster of Pokémon Aaah!,</div> <div> becomes Nick15?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Let's find out!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh puts on the Nick15 Mask)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Do ya feel any different?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I've got nothing.</div> <bR> <div> PKMN Aaah!: Mitch, I'm leaving you.</div> <bR> <div> Polar Bear: (running around an igloo) RADAR!! RADAR!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ooooookay.</div> <bR> <div> Philippe: Gimme that mask! (Philippe rips the mask off Josh and puts it on)</div> <div> I must be going now. (He jumps on the polar bear and rides off)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I'm officially scared now.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It's almost time to trick-or-treat! Let's put our costumes on! (Dashes</div> <div> into bedroom)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ash, it's only 4'o'clock.</div> <bR> <div> (Ash comes out of the room. He's wearing an orange gi {IT'S A KARATE OUTFIT,</div> <div> OKAY??} and his hair is even more messed up even more than ever.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Say, Ash, you make a good Goku!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Yeah, his hair's nappy enough!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: He's way too short though. And he has no muscle!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Try me! (Ash flexes. No one is impressed.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Well, I might as well try on my costume. (She goes in the bedroom)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I wonder what she's wearing?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Remember when she wore the saiyan armor on Namek?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ho yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Now something like THAT would be excellent!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I don't even wanna know what you guys are talking about.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Like you don't agree!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Here I am!</div> <bR> <div> (Misty has on a sailor outfit with a blond wig. Guess who?)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Sailor Moon? Oh brother!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: All the other Sailor Scouts are sooo much hotter!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Plus the other ones are single!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, Ash, why aren't you Tuxedo Mask?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Cause I wanted to be Goku.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You missed the point, as usual.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: My turn!</div> <bR> <div> (Brock comes out in a black school uniform with his hair tied back in a</div> <div> ponytail)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Lemme guess.you dressed up as Tenchi Muyo to get chicks, right?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It's worth a shot.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Come on! Tenchi's my hero!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Whatever.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Matt, Ian, and I dressed up as some of our favorite singers! (Josh</div> <div> dashes in the bedroom)</div> <bR> <div> (He comes out wearing ripped Tommy jeans and a leather jacket)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It's Jon Bon Jovi!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Say it isn't so.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (starts head-banging) It's my liiiiiiffee.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: CAN IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: My turn!</div> <bR> <div> (He comes out wearing a black t-shirt, jeans, and holding an Explorer</div> <div> guitar.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: The lead singer of Metallica, James What's-his-name!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I don't listen to that crap.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I'll remember that!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Me next!</div> <bR> <div> (He comes out without a shirt wearing baggy jeans)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Keeyah! Tom from Blink-182!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Oh yeah! (Ian runs around the couch singing "All The Small Things".</div> <div> After his third lap Misty clotheslines him.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: That's enough. Let's put these away for tonight, okay?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We will just have to go on.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Waiting for tonight!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: OH-OHHH!!! (Misty promptly bashes them)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Halloween.my favorite time of the year!</div> <bR> <div> James: Because you get candy! (Mouth waters) Candycandycandycandycandy!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (bashes him with a fan) Shaddap! We're not going out tonight to get</div> <div> candy! We're going to steal Pokémon from helpless trick-or-treaters!</div> <bR> <div> James: Can't we steal Pokémon and candy?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Well, now that you mention it. (Realizes what she's saying) No no</div> <div> no! I'm on a diet anyway!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Let's just get ready to play some tricks.</div> <bR> <div> James: .And get some treats!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Oh, you're impossible.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: That night, at 7, our heroes venture off to Spooky City to</div> <div> trick-or-treat.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Man, I hate these towns with cheesy names!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oh, I hear the candy here is great anyway.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Let's start walking.</div> <bR> <div> (They set off)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (singing to himself) Cause this is Thillllerrrrr.Thriller Night!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Now that singing's really scary!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I heard that! And don't diss Michael Jackson!</div> <bR> <div> (A kid in a rather junky Pikachu costume walks up.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Wahahahaa!! Look at this cheap thing! Where'd you get this, a garbage</div> <div> heap? Hahahaa!! Can you shoot lightning bolts out of your tail, too?</div> <bR> <div> Pika-kid: Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Huh? (The Pika-kid whips out a taser and fries Ian.)</div> <div> EEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAYHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Pika-kid walks away)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You deserved that.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Shut up, you Boy Scout.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ah-hah! Hey, what's that?</div> <bR> <div> (A shape appears in the sky, streaking towards Ash. It turns out to be</div> <div> Vegeta, who slams into Ash with fists blazing.)</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: Eat this, Kakarrot! (He beats the snot out of Ash)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: We've gotta stop him!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Come on, just five more minutes? (He ducks Misty's left hook)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Hey Veggie!</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: (stops punching) Okay, who called me that?? Next person to call me</div> <div> Veggie gets a Big Bang!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Didn't that start the universe?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You don't know anything about DBZ, do you?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: That's Ash, not Goku.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: Ooops, sorry old buddy! It's just that hair was really convincing!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You can thank me by taking me to the emergency room.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: I'd love to, but I've got some butt to kick! (He flies off)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Our heroes are in the hospital.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Will he be okay?</div> <bR> <div> Doctor: I'm sure your boyfriend's fine.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Doc, you shouldn't have said that. (Misty tackles him and grabs him by</div> <div> the throat)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Boyfriend, eh? Well you're going to be in one of those hospital beds</div> <div> when I'm through with you! How'd you like me to take out your appendix?!</div> <bR> <div> Nurse: You may see Mr. Ketchum now.</div> <bR> <div> (Misty jumps off the doc instantly and everyone dashes into Ash's room.)</div> <bR> <div> Doctor: Thanks, Nurse. I thought I would need a doctor in a minute.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: In the room.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You okay, buddy?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ah, I just got a bunch of bruises. That and a broken arm. (Motions to</div> <div> cast)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm glad you're all right!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Yeah, I thought you were dead for sure!</div> <bR> <div> (Meanwhile Pikachu spots a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup on the floor. He eats</div> <div> it, and sees a Milky Way right in front of it. It turns out to be a trail of</div> <div> candy. Pikachu follows it, eating everything along the way. He's led out of</div> <div> the hospital and into a run-down house that is obviously haunted. Just as</div> <div> Pikachu goes in, finishing up a 3 Musketeers, the door slams. Demented</div> <div> laughter is heard. Pikachu screams.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Thirty minutes later, after our heroes get out of the hospital.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: How am I going to hold my bag of loot with this cast?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Kangaskhan can carry it in his pouch. Since he's a male, he doesn't</div> <div> have an annoying baby to get in the way. (This plan works)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey, where's Pikachu?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey, that's my line!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Come on, I hardly get any lines anyway!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I'll remember that!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Maybe we should follow this trail of candy wrappers followed by</div> <div> Pikachu footprints.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I don't see how this plan can help us, but let's try it anyway.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: They walk for a while, and then a voice is heard.</div> <bR> <div> A voice: LOOOOOOOSERRR!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh great, it's Gary. (Gary's dressed up as Vegeta)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: The irony is incredible.</div> <bR> <div> Gary: What a loser costume! You are a loser with loser Pokémon! Wait-what</div> <div> Pokémon? You gave them all away! Wahaha! Loser!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: That must be his favorite word.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Gary, you're not safe in that costume.</div> <bR> <div> Gary: How, loser?</div> <bR> <div> (A shape appears in the sky, streaking towards Gary. It turns out to be</div> <div> Goku, who slams into Gary with fists blazing.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Déjà vu!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Should we save him?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Nah, I 'm enjoying this.</div> <bR> <div> Goku: Take this, and that, and.hey, you're not Vegeta!</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: But I am! And he's an imposter! (They both scream in rage and turn</div> <div> into Super Saiyans. After throwing Gary into a tree, they start fighting</div> <div> each other.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: How will we stop them?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Observe. (Matt pulls out a yellow glass ball with a star on it.) Hey</div> <div> boys! Fetch! (Matt throws it into space. Goku and Vegeta fly after it and</div> <div> vanish through a dimension warp.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash; What was that?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: My fake Dragon Ball. I thought it might come in handy.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile.I say that word a lot, don't I? Meanwhile in the haunted</div> <div> house.</div> <bR> <div> (Jessie is dressed up as a witch, James a goblin. Meowth is wearing a</div> <div> Zorro-ish cape, and mask.)</div> <bR> <div> James: Did he just say haunted?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Shut up James! We just caught Pikachu with out classic but effective</div> <div> trap.</div> <bR> <div> James: .Which cost me my candy I spent all night stealing from little kids!</div> <div> Waaahhh!!!</div> <bR> <div> (A shadow passes behind Meowth)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Hey goiys! Did youse just see dat? I looked like a ghost!</div> <bR> <div> James: See? The narrator said it was haunted!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: What-ever! There are no ghosts.</div> <bR> <div> Ghost: Boogady boogady boogady!</div> <bR> <div> TR: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Outside.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Where do we go now?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ri ron't row, Raggy!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Har har har.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Gee, the candy wrappers stop at this house, which is obviously</div> <div> haunted!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Come on! There are no ghosts.</div> <bR> <div> ???: Boogady boogady boogady!</div> <bR> <div> TR: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (TR tears out of the house. Pikachu comes out suspended in midair.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: AAAAHHHH!!!! He's a ghost! They killed him!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pika. (Trans.: Oh brother.) (Pikachu drops into Ash's arms)</div> <div> Pikachu pika pikachu! (Trans.: Our old buddy saved me!)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Old buddy?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Do we know him?</div> <bR> <div> ???: Haunt haunt haunter! (Ash's old Haunter appears in front of them)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Haunter! (He tries to hug Haunter but he goes right through him and</div> <div> lands on his bad arm.) OWWWW!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pikachu pikachu pi pikachu chuuu pika pi pika pikachu! (Trans.:</div> <div> Haunter has been hanging out with Sabrina, but when he saw TR holding me</div> <div> hostage, he saved me and decided to say "Hi"!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Cool. That was some line I got, huh?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (as Misty helps Ash up) You can stick with us for now.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Urgh, it's that stupid Haunter again!</div> <bR> <div> James: Let's show them!</div> <bR> <div> (A cloud of smoke appears)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Double, double.</div> <bR> <div> James: Prepare for toil and trouble!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Go, Charizard and Squirtle! (They attack)</div> <bR> <div> James: Aaah! That fire burns!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: I'm getting hit with Bubbles!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: You're askin' for it, bub!</div> <bR> <div> (Haunter uses Night Shade, which blows TR away)</div> <bR> <div> TR: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Several miles later.</div> <bR> <div> James: My bum hurts.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: That's the last ghost I want to see for as while.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Then don't turn around.</div> <bR> <div> (A Gengar and three Gastlys are behind TR. The not-so-evil villains scream</div> <div> and run away.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back to our heroes.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Trick-or-treat!</div> <bR> <div> Lady: Cute costume. What's with the cast?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Uh.I got in a fight with Frieza?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ugh, these Halloween decorations creep me out! Look at all that fake</div> <div> blood!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: (licks it) Pika pikaaa! Pikachu pika pika! (Translation: Ah, it's</div> <div> just ketchup! Oooh, and quality ketchup at that!)</div> <bR> <div> Little kid: Mommy look! That Pikachu is drinking blood!</div> <bR> <div> Mom: Oh, I knew this was a bad neighborhood! I'll call the police!</div> <bR> <div> (Officer Jenny rides up on her motorcycle)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Jenny! I was wondering when she'd turn up again!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Thank you, entities!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma, Blackeyez, and Psycho: You're welcome, lover-boy!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Great costume! You look just like an Officer Jenny!</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Very funny. A woman called and said she saw a disturbing scene.Good</div> <div> Lord, is that Pikachu drinking blood?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No. He just likes ketchup. Pikachu, get out of there! (Struggling to</div> <div> pull Pikachu away) He can't help himself. (Pikachu zaps him)</div> <div> EEEYOWEYOWEYOWWW!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Good. I thought it was the ghosts again.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ghosts?</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Several people have reported ghost Pokémon attacking them. There're</div> <div> three Gastlys and a Gengar, and the evolved one seems to be the ringleader,</div> <div> naturally. This medium named Ursula thinks she has the answer.</div> <bR> <div> Ursula: These are restless spirits. They seek revenge.revenge on the world.I</div> <div> don't think they're really ghost Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Then what are they, corn-on-the-cob?</div> <bR> <div> Ursula: I don't know what they are!!! If only we had a Silph Scope.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I can solve that! (N. Igma whips out his old-school Pokémon Yellow)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Ah-hah! You got the sissy Pikachu version!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Actually, I dumped off the rat a while ago. But he's still at level</div> <div> 50. (N. Igma's Pikachu uses Thunderbolt on Blackeyez. The iris-less entity</div> <div> screams.) And here's my new Electric-type, Jolteon. (N. Igma's Jolteon also</div> <div> uses Thunderbolt on Blackeyez.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Extra-cristhpy Blackeyez for sthale!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Shut up.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: (reaching into his Teal Gameboy Color) Here it is! (N. Igma pulls</div> <div> out a Silph Scope) It's all yours, Ian! (He hands it to Ian)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (looking through Silph Scope) Oooh! It's a telescope.but it's all red</div> <div> and fuzzy inside.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Look, a Gastly! Could it be one of them? (He looks) Hey, I can see</div> <div> right through him!</div> <bR> <div> Ursula: That means it's a regular Ghost-type.</div> <bR> <div> (Suddenly three Gastlys appear and start Licking people)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I'll use the Silph Scope.GREAT GOOGLY-WOOGLY!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Elese: What??</div> <bR> <div> Ash: The Gastlys are.the ghosts of Scyther, Marril, and Venomoth!</div> <bR> <div> (The Gastlys realize they're being watched and fly away)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: After them!</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes follow the Gastlys to the obviously haunted house from earlier.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Let's go in.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You first!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Whatever.</div> <bR> <div> (They enter)</div> <bR> <div> ???: Gengarharhar!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It's the Gengar!</div> <bR> <div> (A Gengar is floating in midair with the Gastlys swirling around him. Ash</div> <div> uses the Silph Scope.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Just as I feared.it's.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: TRACEY!</div> <bR> <div> (The ghosts reveal themselves)</div> <bR> <div> Tracey's Ghost: That's right! I terrorized this town.I'll make everyone</div> <div> suffer for my death! Especially you!! Sic 'em, boys!</div> <bR> <div> (The ghosts of Tracey's Pokémon attack)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Let the fic characters take 'em! Go Ninetales!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Go Venusaur!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Go Cloyster!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ninetales, Flamethrower Blast! (Venomoth is torched)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Venusaur, Solarbeam! (Marril is zapped)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Cloyster, Ice Beam! (Scyther is chilled)</div> <bR> <div> (The entities appear)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: We'll take it from here!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: we borrowed these from an old 80's movie, but they should still</div> <div> work.</div> <bR> <div> (The entities are wearing packs with laser guns attached)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: (cocking his gun) Who ya gonna call?</div> <bR> <div> (The entities fry Tracey's Ghost with the laser guns. Blackeyez whips out</div> <div> the trap thingy and it sucks up the four ghosts.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oooh! Do those things work on Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: You wish! Here, keep the ghost. (Blackeyez tosses Matt the</div> <div> canister with the ghosts in it. The entities vanish.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Later that evening, almost daylight.</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: I don't know how you did it, but you caught the ghosts! We'll put</div> <div> this canister in a special compact cell.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You see, it was all me, Officer Jenny.</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Yeah, right.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Really, it was! Am I right?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Uh, yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Absolutely!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (whispers) Why are we lying? (Josh elbows him) Ouch, I mean, yes! It</div> <div> was his idea!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Welll.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Please?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Yep. He deserves the credit.</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Well! Pity there aren't more guys like you, Brock. (Brock blushes</div> <div> like crazy) Want to come down to the station for some pizza?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Would I ever! Uh, I mean yes.</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Hop in. (Gets in the police car)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I owe ya one, guys!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Then bring us back some- (Too late, Brock's in the car) pizza. Hey!</div> <div> Come back! (Brock and Jenny drive off) With extra pepperoni! (Grumbles) Men,</div> <div> I swear! Will I ever understand them?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You don't have a ghost of a chance! Hahahaa! (No one laughs. Crickets</div> <div> chirp.) Or not.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Let's just end it there.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Yeeeah.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Okay! The End!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>