G/S Capers: Part 4

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: When we last left our heroes, they had caught several new Pokémon</div> <div> and were almost defeated by Team Rocket, when they were saved by Ash's</div> <div> Pikachu, which is unoriginal, but hey? Watcha gonna do, huh? Anyway, our</div> <div> heroes have FINALLY made it to Mt. Silver!</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: FINALLY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What an ominous looking place!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: This is the biggest mountain I've ever seen! And I've seen a lot of</div> <div> mountains, believe me!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What are we waiting for then? We've got entities to save!</div> <bR> <div> (They go in)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Whoa. It seems so much bigger on the inside!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That usually happens in video games.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What beautiful waterfalls! Huh? Ash? Ash?! (Ash is running off into a</div> <div> cave)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: After him, before the wild Pokémon get him!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (worried about her man) Like what?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Like Golduck and Quagsire and.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Golduck? Quagsire? Where are my Pokéballs when I need them?!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ha ha. And my jokes are bad!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: That wasn't a joke!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You're worried about your man. Admit it!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You have no proof!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Look up seven lines inside the parentheses.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Huh? (Looks) NNNNNN IGGGGMAAAA!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Heehee!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: There's Ash!</div> <bR> <div> (They're standing way high up on a pillar. There seems to be a staircase of</div> <div> stone leading up to where Ash is. Our heroes run up to him.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ash?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: .</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ash, speak to me, man!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: .</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'll handle this. (High-pitched screech) AAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What the heck happened?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I heard.a strange voice. It said.</div> <bR> <div> Voice from above: Evolve Squirtle and Bulbasaur. Get Espeon and Snorlax.</div> <div> Then wait here and speak only in dots like this: "."</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It was really weird!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Well, you ARE weird.. (Thinks) But cute anyway.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ah, he was probably just amazed by the great view from up here. What</div> <div> gorgeous crystal caverns!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Uh, Matt.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Don't look down.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Why? (Matt looks down and sees the bottomless pit) Oh.(turns green)</div> <div> BLEAH! (Throws up)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: This is where the Elder's Teleporter is supposed to be.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Then let's go in! I'm sick of this series!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: YOU are??!! WE'RE the ones tied up!</div> <bR> <div> (The heroes go in and teleport to an odd mansion. It says ENTITY ESTATES.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: The must be where the entities' parents live.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Nice digs.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: So let's go in and meet the parents!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I love that movie!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I don't.why does Robert DeNiro have to be so mean?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: BEN STILLER RULES!</div> <bR> <div> (Ash knocks.)</div> <bR> <div> Voice: You may enter.</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes enter. Six entities are in the living room.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Excuse me, but are you the parents of Blackeyez, N. Igma, and Psycho?</div> <bR> <div> The six entities: Why yes!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Well, we hate to break it to you, buuuut.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Your sons have been captured by a power-mad nutcase named N. Cognito!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma's Mom: (looks like Igma, but wears a pink cloak and has pink eyes)</div> <div> What??!! MY N. Cognito?! He'd NEVER do something like that! He's such a fine</div> <div> young man!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I got news for ya, lady. Your son is planning to eventually take over</div> <div> the Entity Universe.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma's Dad: (looks like Igma, but wears a red cloak and has dark blue</div> <div> eyes, darker than Cognito's) I'm not surprised.</div> <bR> <div> Mrs. N: Dear!</div> <bR> <div> Mr. N: Sorry, honey. I suppose you're those three boys my son and his</div> <div> friends made, huh? And you're trying to save them, right?</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: YEAH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Mrs. N: Well, we're not helping you beat up our son!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: AWWW!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez's Mom: (whips off hooded cloak to reveal saiyan armor and long</div> <div> golden hair) Well, I will!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: YAAAY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez's Dad: (has weird visor built into his head) Calm down Fervor. We</div> <div> can't just jump into action without a plan.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Is Ferv-I mean, Blackeyez's mom a saiyan?</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: Well, mostly. (Excitedly) Do you wanna see some pictures of our son?</div> <div> (Whips out baby book)</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: Ummmm, ok! (Looks)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oh, he's sooooo CUTE!</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: Isn't he just?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: BLEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey, he had black eyes from birth!</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye (Blackeyez's Dad): Yes, our family has a history of vision powers.</div> <div> My brothers and sisters all had that. Detecteye had heat vision, Nighteye</div> <div> had night vision, and Peekeye had X-ray vision. During adolescence that</div> <div> Peekeye couldn't control his powers well, but he didn't exactly mind.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ah. I gotcha. (Misty mutters something like "sick" and other nasty</div> <div> words)</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: But I got the best of all, I think.laser vision! (Zaps through</div> <div> open sunroof and hits a Pidgey, which shrieks and falls to the ground)</div> <div> Hungry, anyone?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hey! Kentucky Fried Pidgey!</div> <bR> <div> KFP: You nuts! I've been fried once before already! Now I'm extra-crispy!!</div> <div> (grumbles and flies back to Zeth's Message Board)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Who was that?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Hehehehe.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: And YOU GUYS are Psycho's parents?! (Points to a very snooty-looking</div> <div> entity couple.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho's Dad: Hmm, yes. My name is Richard and this is my wife Beatrice. We</div> <div> don't bother with silly entity names. (Glares at Torcheye) Our names are</div> <div> proper!</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: (whispers) We call him Filthy Rich. Cause he IS filthy rich!</div> <bR> <div> Filthy Rich: How DARE you call me that! My name is Richard!</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: All right then, RICH, maybe we call you that then because you're</div> <div> FILTHY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Beatrice: You insolent swine! Do NOT call him that!</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: Then how come the author does for his lines?!</div> <bR> <div> Filthy Rich: He DOES?! (Looks in front of what he just said) Why that.</div> <bR> <div> Mr. N: People, please! (They stop fighting.) They hate each other.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Like we couldn't tell.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: But they're nothing like Psycho!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Thank the Lord.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Then where'd he get it from?</div> <bR> <div> Filthy Rich: We think he.STOP CALLING ME FILTHY RICH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Me: I'LL CALL YOU WHAT YOU WANT, YOU SNOB!!!</div> <bR> <div> Filthy Rich: Fine.we think he got it from.(whispers) Aunt Edna.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: AUNT EDNA??!!</div> <bR> <div> (Suddenly the door bursts open. A woman who looks almost exactly like Psycho</div> <div> runs in wearing polka-dotted clown pants over her cloak and a cowboy hat.)</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: Did sthomeone call me?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: So THAT'S who.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: She's the spitting image of Psycho!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You can say that again! (Wipes spittle off her face)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: She's the spitting image of Psycho! (Misty bashes him with her mallet)</div> <div> Hey, you asked for it!</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: Isth my little baby Psthycho in trouble?</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: Yes, and his friends N. Igma and my son. They were captured by N.</div> <div> Cognito.</div> <bR> <div> Mrs. N: THEY WERE NOT!</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: SHUT UP! (Mrs. N cowers) Me 'n' Torcheye here are going with these</div> <div> kids to save them!</div> <bR> <div> Aunt: Edna: I'll come too! YEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!! (Everyone covers his or her</div> <div> ears at the painful yell)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Well, why are we waiting for these other four? If they won't fight,</div> <div> let's GO!!!</div> <bR> <div> Mrs. N: Don't hurt my baby TOO badly!!</div> <bR> <div> Mr. N: And bring back our son! (Our heroes, Aunt Edna, and Blackeyez's</div> <div> parents step into the teleporter)</div> <bR> <div> Filthy Rich: Rather ridiculous, isn't it?</div> <bR> <div> Beatrice: Ah, who needs them? It's almost time for croquet with Mr.</div> <div> Snobnose! (They run off)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile at SPAM's Evil Asteroid.</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Finally I get some lines! I have you now, you foolish entities.</div> <div> Did you really think you could beat me?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: To be quite honest, yeah.</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Ooooh, shut up! Now your fic universe is doomed! Doomed, I tell</div> <div> you! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!</div> <bR> <div> Chameleon: You're so smart, boss.</div> <bR> <div> Muggsy: SUCK-UP! (Punches Chameleon and sends him flying into a wall)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Has it occurred to you you're insane? Especially because you think</div> <div> you can actually beat the good guys?</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Of course I can! I've had you captured for a record-breaking two</div> <div> and a half fics and I have no intention of breaking the streak!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: But WE do!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Ach! The good guys! How'd you get here??!!</div> <bR> <div> Smartypants: I put up incredible defense systems! You not get in here easy!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: We had a little inside help.</div> <bR> <div> Screech: (walks in) Hiii, boys.you dirty rotten crooks!</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Errgh! No fair!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Turnabout is fair play.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Here's another friend we brought. (He pulls out a black Pokéball with</div> <div> N on it. Out pops Dark Porygon)</div> <bR> <div> Dark Porygon: Psywave-attack! (SPAM gets bowled over. Dark Porygon gets rid</div> <div> of the electro-rope.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Sthcweech! (He runs over to her and hugs her.)</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: Well, sthkin my stheep and sthove a crowbar up my nosthe!</div> <div> Psthycho, you never told me you got yoursthelf a GIRLFRIEND!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Aunt Edna?!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Mom? Dad?</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: We heard about your predicament, son.</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: So we decided to kick some butt!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: why didn't MY parents come? (Anime flood tears)</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: They didn't want to beat up Cognito.</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: ARRRGGGH! Enough of this "touching reunital" stuff before you</div> <div> make me throw up! Come on, SPAM, let's get 'em!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRREADY TO</div> <div> RRRRRRUMMMMMBBBLLLLLLEEE!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: Come on, big boy, I can take you!</div> <bR> <div> Muggsy: Hur hur.me beat up lady! Let's wrassle! (They fight)</div> <bR> <div> (Smartypants whips out a ray gun. Torcheye melts it with his laser vision</div> <div> then uses it to make Smartypants' pants catch on fire. Fervor goes Super</div> <div> Saiyan and succeeds in tying Muggsy into a knot.)</div> <bR> <div> Chameleon: U can't touch this! (Melts into background)</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: Yeeeeeehaww! I can tell you're there, hon! (Whirls magic lasso,</div> <div> no not Wonder Woman's, and it homes in on Chameleon and ties him up in</div> <div> titanium cord.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Now for you, Xtheoroxth!</div> <bR> <div> Xerox: Uh-oh.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: (whips out his laser bazooka) Have a tasthte of my sthuper</div> <div> bazthooka! (Blasts him into oblivion)</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: (as all eyes turn to him) Oh please.have mercy on the criminal.</div> <bR> <div> Elton John: Who is running from the law!</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: Bah, I lost. But I'll be back! I now proclaim myself the</div> <div> Fanfic's Arch-nemesis! You haven't seen the last of me! (Throws Instant</div> <div> Getaway Powder on the floor. A spaceship appears and he flies away in it.)</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: Hooooowee! That wasth more fun than chasthin' a greasthed pig!</div> <bR> <div> Screech: Psycho, I'm sorry.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Forget about it. You did what you thought wasth bestht, it wasthn't</div> <div> you fault, yada yada yada.justht don't worry about it. It'sth over.</div> <bR> <div> Screech: Thank you! (Kisses him)</div> <bR> <div> Aunt Edna: That'sth a right good young'un you got yoursthelf, Psthycho!</div> <div> Pretty asth me when I wasth her age, and that'sth sthaying sthomething!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'll bet. (Everyone laughs)</div> <bR> <div> Fervor: So what should we do with these bums?</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: Let's.reassign them. I proclaim you will all work on the</div> <div> show.Teletubbies!!!</div> <bR> <div> SPAM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Torcheye: Exactly! Chameleon shall be the rainbow.Muggsy will be their big</div> <div> clueless friend.Smartypants will teach kids educational things.and Xerox</div> <div> gets the worst: He has to be the fifth Teletubby!</div> <bR> <div> Xerox: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!</div> <bR> <div> Muggsy: I not get not so bad punishment.</div> <bR> <div> Chameleon: Oh yeah?! I gotta be bright, happy colors!</div> <bR> <div> Smartypants: Now I not get be evil. I not like that!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: For someone so smart, you sure have bad grammar!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Thank you for saving us. But if only that scumbag didn't get away!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Don't worry Iggy. He could be a great plot device!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Hey, good point!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Well, the world is saved once again, thanks to Ash Ketchum!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: YOU didn't do anything!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Waaa.</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pika.chaaa.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So it finally ends! Our heroes save the entities and SPAM is gone</div> <div> forever. Next time, our heroes do the most anticipated crossover yet: Into</div> <div> Zeth's Pokémon Library and the celebrated fanfic The Incredible</div> <div> Poké-Odyssey! Wait'll Cullen gets a load of THIS! So join us next week, same</div> <div> Blackeyez, N. Igma, and Psycho time; same Blackeyez, N. Igma, and Psycho</div> <div> channel!</div> <bR> <div> Your favorite fic writer in da hood;</div> <div> -N. Igma</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>