G/S Capers: Part 3

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I regret to inform you this is not the</div> <div> last chapter. The next one is (honest!).</div> <bR> <div> G/S Capers, Part 3:</div> <div> The Streets Are Paved With Silver</div> <div> By Psycho, Blackeyez, and N. Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Last time in our series, the entities were betrayed by Screech and</div> <div> captured by SPAM! Now our sensational six are traveling to Mt. Silver to</div> <div> reach "the elders," whoever they are, for they are the only ones who can</div> <div> save the entities!</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes pop up in the teleporter in Viridian City.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We seem to take a lot of tummy-turning trips through time here!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ah, it saves time and fic space. This must be Viridian.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: The map says west of Viridian is Pokémon League, and further west is</div> <div> Mt. Silver.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pokémon League.I've dreamed about beating the Elite.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: 'Cuz you can't beat them in real life!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Shut up, you.you men! We've got to get a move on.</div> <bR> <div> The guys: Yes ma'am!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: However, someone ELSE is already on the road between Pokémon HQ</div> <div> and Mt. Silver-Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To protect the world from-</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: It's INFECT, you retard!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Says who?</div> <bR> <div> James: Yeah, says who?</div> <bR> <div> Butch: Says me!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Yeah, in your disgusting voice!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: How'd you guys get in this fic anyway? You haven't been here since</div> <div> that whole Tracey thing!</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: We decided it as time for a comeback! Now, during the last couple</div> <div> fics we've been stealing rare and exotic Johto Pokémon and stashing them in</div> <div> this mountain.</div> <bR> <div> Butch: But we need some way to transport them back to the boss!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: We can arrange that. Oh Mondo!</div> <bR> <div> (Mondo drives up in his red Jeep)</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: You called, oh lovely Musashi-san?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Skip the Japanese formalities Mondo. We need a ride!</div> <bR> <div> Butch: Who the heck are you?!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Dis is da guy who gets us outta all our hopeless situations!</div> <bR> <div> James: Like the time we were attacked by Primeapes, and the time we were</div> <div> stuck in that underground cave with those scary prehistoric Pokémon, and the</div> <div> time we were stuck in the hot springs, and the tiume.</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: We get the idea. So, little boy, can we use your Jeep?</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: I help no one but the beautiful Musashi, the noble Kojiro, and the</div> <div> great Nyase!</div> <bR> <div> Butch: Who?!</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: You.you insolent little.I'm more beautiful than she is!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Tell ya what.we'll drive da Pokémon to da bosch for ya!</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: What?! Never!</div> <bR> <div> Butch: Cass, give it a rest. Unless you want to lug that huge bag of</div> <div> Pokéballs on your back the whole way.</div> <bR> <div> Cassidy: Oh, all right. (Loads monstrous bag of Pokéballs into the back of</div> <div> Mondo's Jeep)</div> <bR> <div> James: I wanna drive!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: No James! Remember what happened LAST time?</div> <bR> <div> James: You mean the time when I crushed the boss's new Rocketmobile into a</div> <div> soda can and blew it up?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Yes! And that's why I'M gonna drive!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: But.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (makes cutest face) Pleeeeeease?</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: All right Musashi-san!</div> <bR> <div> (They drive off)</div> <bR> <div> TR: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: What a bunch of suckers! Now WE'LL take the credit for the Pokémon</div> <div> THEY stole!</div> <bR> <div> James: We'll finally get back in favor with the boss!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: All because dose buffoons bestowed a bag of balls on us.wait, dat</div> <div> don't sound right.</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Isn't that wrong?</div> <bR> <div> TR: LIKE DUH!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Let's hurry! I don't want to screw this up!</div> <bR> <div> (Jessie tears down the road at 120 mph)</div> <bR> <div> James: (lips getting pulled back because the Jeep's roof is open)</div> <div> Jessshhie.shhlowww dowwwnnnn!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (turns around with a crazy light in her eyes) NEVER!!!</div> <bR> <div> (While Jessie is turned around, she doesn't see the Tauros in the middle of</div> <div> the road)</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Musashi-san, LOOK OUT!!!</div> <bR> <div> TR: OH NO WE'RE GONNA HIT IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> (The Jeep charges toward the bull Pokémon. Tauros lowers his head and with a</div> <div> flick of his neck, he flips the Jeep high into the air with his horns.)</div> <bR> <div> TR: AIIIEEEEEEE!</div> <bR> <div> (The Jeep flips over and over in the air.)</div> <bR> <div> James: This reminds me of that one scary roller coaster. (Hurls on the plush</div> <div> seats)</div> <bR> <div> (The Jeep finally crashes to the ground right side up.)</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: We're still alive!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Then let's kick it!</div> <bR> <div> (Jesse floors the Jeep again, although unbeknownst to her, the Jeep has</div> <div> bottomed out and the brakes have failed.)</div> <bR> <div> James: Why is there as trail of car parts behind us?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: And why is the bottom of the car dragging behind us and sparking</div> <div> furiously?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: And why aren't the @#$%! brakes working?!</div> <bR> <div> TR: WE'RE DEAD!!! (Jessie turns into a dead end) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Jessie, going 120 mph as you remember, makes a head-on collision with a</div> <div> rock wall and the bag of Pokéballs is propelled over the windshield.)</div> <bR> <div> James: Hey, we're not dead! YAY!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Thank the Lord I just got insurance on this baby!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (still holding the broken-off steering wheel and punching the gas</div> <div> pedal) Come on, you stupid thing, go faster!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Jessie.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (grinning like a maniac) FASTER!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: JESSIE!!! (Slashes her face to snap her out of it)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: AAAGGGGGHHH! MY FACE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Are you hurt Musashi-san?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Fine.just fine.just call me Jessie, okay?</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Yes Musa-I mean, Jessie.</div> <bR> <div> James: Oh no! The Pokéballs!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (strangling Meowth) What about them?</div> <bR> <div> James: They're gone!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Wait! Here's the bag.but it's empty!</div> <bR> <div> TR: NOW WE'RE REALLY DEAD! WAAAA!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile, our heroes have passed through Pokémon HQ, though they</div> <div> had to drag Ash out by his ankles. Now they're on the road to Mt. Silver!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ah, it feels good to be on the open road again!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Gee, there's a lot of tall grass here. Many wild Pokémon must be around</div> <div> here!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I just got an idea! You know how the entities promised us Pokémon two</div> <div> fics back?</div> <bR> <div> Matt and Ian: Yeeeeeeeahhh.so?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Let's just catch our new Pokémon here!</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: SOUNDS GOOD TO US!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Tell you guys what. Catching Pokémon could take all day, so we'll</div> <div> make camp while you guys explore the fields here.</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt and Ian: You got it, Brock-man! (They run off)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Now I've got to cook, so Ash, get some firewood.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Awww, not again! What if it gets foggy and I meet those Pokémon Tech</div> <div> punks again?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Don't worry Ash; I'll come with you. Just you and me, strolling</div> <div> through this beautiful countryside.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: No, you've got to pitch the tents.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Darn!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: As the old three make camp, the new three continue their search.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It looks like a lake!</div> <bR> <div> Matt and Ian: WE CAN SEE TOO, YA KNOW!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, but our readers can't!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: There's a big, brown, floppy thing in the water! Slowbro, fish it out!</div> <bR> <div> Slowbro: Slow! (Brings it back)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: It's a burlap bag with a big red R on it!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: Hmmm.</div> <bR> <div> Slowbro: (points) .Slow?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Huh? (Whips out Pokédex)</div> <bR> <div> Pokédex: Marril, the-ah, you know what a Marril is! Just catch it!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wow, I always wanted a Marril! Ever since I saw Tracey's, I knew I</div> <div> just had to have one! Slowbro, let's grab it!</div> <bR> <div> Slowbro: (thinks about what Matt said)..Slow!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Took him long enough to figure it out.</div> <bR> <div> (Battle music plays)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Slowbro, Confusion attack!</div> <bR> <div> (Purple rays hit Marril and stun it)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Looks confused!</div> <bR> <div> (Marril bashes itself)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Better grab it before it recomposes itself! Pokéball, GO!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Wiggle.wiggle.wiggle.the light goes off.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: YESSS! (Strikes pose) I GOT MARRIL!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Does Ash know about this?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: There must be a lot of Pokémon around here, ripe for the picking! Or</div> <div> catching, that is. I'm gonna fish here. There might be more awesome</div> <div> water-types like Marril, and I need one on my team!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, well Matt and I are going to check this place out some more.</div> <div> Let's go, Matt! MATT! Quit hugging your stupid Pokéball!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sorry. (They go off into a copse of trees)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Jungle boogie!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Or not. Hey, what's that?</div> <bR> <div> ???: Bell! Bell! Lossssssom!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh geez, not again! I HATED that movie short! Now don't tell me you're</div> <div> going to catch two Pokémon in a row!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ok, I won't tell you. Go Weezing!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: D'OH! (More battle music)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I hate doing this to a cute little guy like you, buuuuuut.</div> <div> Smokescreen!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: Bell? BELLL!!! (Translation: I CAN'T SEE!!!)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Now Sludge attack! (Bellossom is splattered with Sludge) Not only is</div> <div> it super-effective, it's super-sticky! Pokéball go!!!</div> <bR> <div> (The Pokéball wiggles and the lights on them finally go off)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I CAUGHT BELLOSSOM!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That was too easy. So was Marril.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Maybe they were really weak wild Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: They were almost afraid to fight back!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (remembers the bag with the R) Hmmm.</div> <bR> <div> (They go back to where Ian was)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Meet my new friends! (Cyndaquil, Mareep, Wooper, and Sunkern pop out of</div> <div> his Pokéballs)</div> <bR> <div> Josh and Matt: YOU GOT THAT MANY ALREADY?!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Yeah. Amazing what you can do while the attention in the fic isn't</div> <div> centered on you. Besides, Hypno's Hypnosis attack was so strong all I needed</div> <div> to do was put them to sleep. Well, actually, when I ran into that tree</div> <div> trying to get away from the Tauros Sunkern fell out and it was so dazed I</div> <div> grabbed it, and.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We get the idea. (They hear an eerie howl) It's getting late. We'd</div> <div> better head back to camp.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (sees weird trees) Huh? There's some kind of weird nuts growing on</div> <div> these. (Picks one) This one's white! (Picks nut off other tree) And this</div> <div> one's bright green!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (he and Matt are way far ahead) Josh! Come on! We haven't got all</div> <div> night! Soon the Murkrows will come out, and then we'll be in for it!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh, fine! Hey, why're your new Pokémon out?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: We figured they needed a little exercise. Besides, we want to get to</div> <div> know them more and we just looove them! (He hugs Cyndaquil. The Fire-type</div> <div> responds by flaring up its fiery tail and scorching Ian.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey, look at this!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile Team Rocket is hiding in the bushes.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie, James, Mondo, and Meowth: SHHH!!! They'll hear you!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Now's our perfect time to capture those brats!</div> <bR> <div> James: But it'll require the contraption Meowth whipped up!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Hee hee.Ah'm da greatest! Here's da plan, Mondo.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What have you found now?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (blows smoke) It looks like a totaled car!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: And it was a beautiful candy-apple red Jeep, too! (Sobs)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (rummages in glove compartment) I found the guy's wallet! Here's a</div> <div> picture of him! (Shows Mondo's picture)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: You IDIOT! You forgot your wallet!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Sorry Musashi-san!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: This kid must have just got his learner's permit!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: And in this next pic.he's with Jessie, James, and Meowth??!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: No way!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: THAT'S IT! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You figured out who the car belongs to?</div> <bR> <div> TR: Uh-oh.busted.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: No! I just got that joke Ian told us on Mt. Moon! See, there's this</div> <div> guy with a rubber chicken, and.guys? (Matt and Ian have veins bulging out of</div> <div> their heads) Uh-oh. (They beat up Josh)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I know how to figure this out!</div> <bR> <div> Josh and Matt: (locked in mortal combat) What?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Let's scroll up and read the part after we said "Yes ma'am!" You know,</div> <div> when the narrator cut to Team Rocket?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Good idea! Let's get scrolling!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Five minutes of reading later.</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Those IDIOTS!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah, it figures Jessie drove!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: She's about as calm as a cornered alley cat!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Grrr.that does it! I'm sick of hiding! (Jumps out of bushes) If you</div> <div> insult Jessie, you should prepare for trouble!</div> <bR> <div> James: And since I'm her partner, you'd better make it double!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!</div> <bR> <div> James: To unite all peoples within our nation!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!</div> <bR> <div> James: To extend our reach to the stars above!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Jessie!</div> <bR> <div> James: James!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!</div> <bR> <div> James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Meowth! Dat's right!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Oh Musashi, Kojiro, Nyase, that was BEAUTIFUL! (Bows) I am not</div> <div> worthy!</div> <bR> <div> James: Ooooo, hero-worship!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: SHADDAP ALREADY!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom, Marril, Cyndaquil, Mareep, Wooper, and Sunkern: AIEEEE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: That's right little Pokémon. Cower before your masters!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (pulls out Pokéball) You know, you guys are REALLY annoying. Should we</div> <div> take them for a spin, Matt?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (pulls out Pokéball) I dunno. What do you think, Ian?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (pulls out Pokéball and grins) Let's.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: That's what YOU think! Mondo! Activate the machine!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: At once, my lovely dark angel!</div> <bR> <div> (Mondo pushes a button on a machiny thing. The Pokéballs are pulled out of</div> <div> our heroes' hands and sucked into a big tube.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey, I don't see Jessica Alba anywhere!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (rolls eyes) Not THAT dark angel, moron!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Our Pokéballs are being stolen!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Weeheehee! Suck dose Pokéballs!! Wait, dat don't sound right.</div> <bR> <div> James: The Poké part does.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It looks like we'll have to use our new Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Matt, you're scaring me. You sound like Ash!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Looks like I'm out of this one. (Pulls a lawn chair and a magazine out</div> <div> of nowhere and begins to read)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (grins evilly) You really think you have a chance?</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: (goes up to the new Pokémon and makes a scary face) BOO!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom, Marril, Cyndaquil, Mareep, Wooper, and Sunkern: AIEEEE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Heeheehee! What cowards! I could take these guys, and dat's sayin'</div> <div> sumthin'!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: James, let's show them.OUR new G/S Pokémon! Go Murkrow!</div> <bR> <div> James: Go Octy!</div> <bR> <div> (A Murkrow and an Octillery pop out of the Pokéballs)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: (gloats) We kept the best stolen Pokémon for ourselves.OW OW OW!</div> <div> (Murkrow starts pecking her on the head) STOP THAT YOU FLEA-BITTEN BIRD!!!</div> <bR> <div> James: Now you know how I felt.but Octy and I love each other! (They hug)</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: So.two strong Pokémon.against your wimps. Let's fight!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: You take Murkrow, I'll handle Octillery!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Bellossom, Marril! Let's go!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: BELL!</div> <bR> <div> Marril: Marr.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You're scared, Marril?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Murkrow! Scary Face! (Lights flash as Murkrow uses its attack on</div> <div> Marril. Marril screams and starts to run away) Now Pursuit attack! (Marril</div> <div> gets knocked out)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Noooo not already! Bellossom, SOLAR BEAM!!!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: Bell?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ooops, he doesn't know that yet. PETAL DANCE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: Bell??</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Not that either? What DO you know??</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: BELL!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: TACKLE?! Oh fine. Tackle attack.</div> <bR> <div> (Bellossom desperately tries to Tackle Murkrow. The bird laughs and flies up</div> <div> high. Then it KO's Bellossom with a few Peck attacks)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Agghh!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: HAH HAH HAH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: My many Pokémon can handle this single one! Sunkern, Mareep, you're</div> <div> super-effective, GO!!!</div> <bR> <div> James: Not so. Octillery, Ice Beam attack!</div> <bR> <div> (Sunkern is KO'd and Mareep is frozen)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ergggh, Cyndaquil, Wooper, get 'em!</div> <bR> <div> James: Now use the OCTAZOOKA!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Octawhata?</div> <bR> <div> (Octillery fires a ball of water, which hits the two Pokémon and explodes</div> <div> like a water balloon)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Noooo! How can you beat all of them so quickly?!</div> <bR> <div> James: Cause me and Octy are the best of pals! (Hugs him again)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (looks up from magazine) Oh, is it over already?</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Yes! And now you are at our mercy!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We need a miracle!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Either that or a really cheesy solution.</div> <bR> <div> (Suddenly a lighting bolt flies over their heads and fries TR)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Did somebody say cheesy solution?</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: PIKA!!!</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Why you little OW! (Something smashes into her head)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Take THAT, you old hag!</div> <bR> <div> Starmie: Huuugggghhhh! (Starmie bounces off TR and their Pokémon like a</div> <div> pinball. Josh holds up a sign that says TILT.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What're you guys doing here?!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (blushes) Uh, we just.ya know, went for a stroll.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Suuuuuuuuurre.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Really! Brock sent us to find make out-I mean, take-out Chinese food!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh, Matt, and Ian raise their eyebrows)</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: You.you hurt my masters! Now I'll hurt YOU!!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Whatever kid. Just give us our Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: No! I'll fight you for them! Go Ditto!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You guys battled enough today. We can handle this. Go Starmie!</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Transform! (Ditto turns into Starmie)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt! (Ditto gets KO'd easily)</div> <bR> <div> Mondo: Nooo! You hurt Ditto too!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Yeah, kid. And we'll hurt YOU in a minute if you don't move outta the</div> <div> way!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Five minutes later.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: Feels Like I've been through the spin cycle.</div> <bR> <div> James: Washer.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: And dryer.</div> <bR> <div> TR: Eh? (They look up to see Josh' Kangaskhan, Matt's Venusaur, and Ian's</div> <div> Hypno towering over them) AIEEEE!!! (They scram)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Don't worry. I made Electrode scout ahead.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: See how we run like pigs from a gun. (TR meets Electrode, who</div> <div> promptly uses Explosion and sends them hurtling into the air) See how we</div> <div> fly.</div> <bR> <div> James: (bawls) I'm cryin.</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: I am the bad man.</div> <bR> <div> TR: WHOO!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: They are the bad men.</div> <bR> <div> TR: WHOO!</div> <bR> <div> James: I am the Dewgong!</div> <bR> <div> Meowth: Who doesn't love John Leenon and The Ledybas?</div> <bR> <div> TR: KOO KOO KA-CHOO!!! (Flies away)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So our heroes caught new Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: NOT ME!!! (Sobs)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Well, some of them.and they've thwarted Team Rocket again. Will</div> <div> they be able to save the entities?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: They're sure dragging this out.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Curse these writers!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Iggy, we ARE the writersth!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Oh yeah, I knew that.</div> <bR> <div> The three entities: SAVE US GUYS! HAAAAALLLLPPPP!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Cognito: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>