G/S Capers: Part 1

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: We find our heroes lounging around at Ash's house. His mom is</div> <div> still in Cancun.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I am BOOOORED!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: You could say that again!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I could, but I'm too lazy...</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It's so hot, I don't feel like doing anything.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I think I'll give the Entities a call...</div> <bR> <div> Ian and Matt: Good idea. We need something to do.</div> <bR> <div> Josh on the phone: Hello, this is Josh. Can I speak to N. Igma?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Cool! Hey, N. Igma! Phone call.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Hello?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey N. Igma! How's it going? We are all really really really bored, so</div> <div> I thought I'd give you a call.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I'm glad you called Josh! I've been meaning to ask you, Matt, and</div> <div> Ian something.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Well, I was wondering if you guys wanted new Pokémon from Johto!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (Puts on speaker phone) What's Johto?</div> <bR> <div> Ian, Matt, Ash, Brock, and Misty: Yeah! What's Johto?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: (Also turning on speaker phone) It is a place. It's on the west of</div> <div> where you are now, which is called Kanto. It has many new Pokémon. 100 to be</div> <div> exact.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: WOW! 100 NEW POKEMON!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Settle down.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Could you guys give me some too?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: No! You have to catch yoursth! Ha ha. Ian, Matt, and Josh are lucky</div> <div> we created them. We sthpoil them!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Awww...</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Cool! When can we get them?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Well the thing is, you have to give us your old Pokémon so you</div> <div> can carry the new ones.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: But I don't want to get rid of Venusaur!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: How about we let all three of you keep a few Pokémon then.</div> <bR> <div> Matt, Josh, and Ian: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I get to keep Hypno. That's all I really want to keep.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And I want to keep Kangaskhan, Electrode, and Poliwhirl.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Cause I only have three, I can keep ALL of my Pokémon! HAH!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Ok. Put the rest of your Pokéballs in the Pokéball transporter, and</div> <div> in a few hours you will get your new Pokémon. It will take a few hours</div> <div> because we have to design the perfect Pokémon for each of you so they don't</div> <div> disobey you or anything.</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: They put their Pokéballs in the transporter, and they watch them</div> <div> dissolve into nothing.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well we have a long time to wait, and it's hot. Let's stay inside and</div> <div> watch TV!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone else: Ok!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: 8 hours later.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: WOW! The Home Shopping Network actually sold something that worked.</div> <div> Look at their examples! The Ugly Stick is a revolution! I saw it work before</div> <div> my very eyes. I saw a beautiful, busty Blonde go to, after being walloped in</div> <div> the head with the Ugly Stick, a dirty Blonde that is flat as a door. And she</div> <div> now has a gray eye, and a yellowish orange eye. And she got fat. I still</div> <div> can't believe that the HSN (Home Shopping Network) sold something that</div> <div> actually worked!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hmmm. (sneaks into kitchen and dials the phone)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What could have taken them so long? I want to see if you guys got any</div> <div> rock Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I dunno. The Entities have never failed us before. Maybe they are in</div> <div> trouble!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Or maybe they just have a bad phone line!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: No Matt. They are the all-powerful Entities. They don't need phones.</div> <div> They just have one cause we do.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: We should go to N. Igma's palace and see what's going on!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (comes back into the living room) Ash, aren't you forgetting</div> <div> something? We don't know how to get there.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ah, but we do! If my memory is still with me, I think we can get there</div> <div> by climbing Mt. Moon. That's all I know though.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Are you guys up to a journey?</div> <bR> <div> Everyone else: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'll go get all my stuff ready!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: 1 hour later.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: There are the last of my card tricks! Ok everyone. Let's head to Mt.</div> <div> Moon!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Wow. I remember when I first was going there....</div> <bR> <div> Misty: That will keep him quiet for a few minutes.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Do you think there will be any Graveler there?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Probably not.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Back to N. Igma and everybody else. What do you think could have</div> <div> happened?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I wish I knew... I just hope they aren't in any danger.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: ...and then Pikachu found this cave...</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Right Ash...What do you guys think their palace is like? I bet it has</div> <div> about 500 rooms and the latest computer equipment. They probably have pizza</div> <div> every night too! That would be cool!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I want to see Dark Porygon again! He was so cool. N. Igma must be</div> <div> really powerful to convert a normal Pokémon to a Dark. I wonder what would</div> <div> happen if you bred it with a normal Porygon.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: ...and then the Clefairy started evolving! There were Clefable</div> <div> everywhere!!!...</div> <bR> <div> Misty: ASH! WAKE UP!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Sorry! Day dreaming, I guess. I wan to see Psycho again soon. He is</div> <div> really funny!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: He talkths like thiths! Hi Guyths! I'm Psthycho!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ha ha! That's a good impression.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Uh oh! I'm getting bored again!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Good thing, Viridian City is just up ahead!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'm really hungry! Let's get something to eat.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm with Brock!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: You are?!?! But I thought tha...</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (interrupting) I didn't mean we were dating, Ash!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh...ha ha. Just joking with you guys....</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Sure you were.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey! Is that what I think it is?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: If you are looking at the newly built Trainer House, where young</div> <div> trainers can compete with one opponent a day, then yes. That is what you</div> <div> think it is.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Cool! Let's go battle!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: We only have two Pokémon! Remember? And you only have one. Hypno.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ha! I think I will go battle.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Inside the Trainer House.</div> <bR> <div> Secretary: Ash, your opponent today will be Kamon. Please walk to the center</div> <div> stage, and begin the match. The rules are simple. You use three of your</div> <div> Pokémon. There is a five-minute time limit. Go ahead, and good luck!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Kamon, you are going DOWN!</div> <bR> <div> (Kamon has black hair, about 2 feet smaller than Ash, and looks kinda of</div> <div> like a younger Ash. He has a tiny, high whiny voice that gets really</div> <div> annoying really fast.)</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Awww. Let's not be mean now.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Kinda wimpy don't you think?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Just maybe...</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ok! I'll start! Go Charizard!</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Go Lanturn!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Huh? (Pulls out Pokédex.)</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Lanturn, a water Pokémon. Known for luring its prey deep into the</div> <div> ocean, with it's lantern.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: WOW! He looks cool! I want one. I have never seen one though. Do you</div> <div> think this is one of the new Johto Pokémon the Entities were talking about?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I think so! I wish I knew what has happened to the Entities though...I</div> <div> am getting really worried. This must be serious for them not to be in</div> <div> contact with us.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Uh guys? Can we get back to the match now? Ok? Good! Charizard, use</div> <div> your Dragon Rage attack! (Lanturn gets torched)</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Hey! You fainted Lanturn! WAAAAHHHHHHH!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: He must have been really week!</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Go Quilava!</div> <bR> <div> (Ash pulls out Pokédex again)</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Quilava, the quill Pokémon. It's quills burn anyone who touches</div> <div> them, except those it trusts.</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Ouch! Quilava, watch the quills. You burned me for the tenth time</div> <div> today!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Squirtle, I chose YOU!! Squirtle, Water Gun attack now!</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Quilava, Rollout now!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I've never heard of that move before! What does it do?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We'll see soon enough.</div> <bR> <div> (Quilava rolls up into a ball, with its quills sticking out of its side. If</div> <div> you have played Zelda, Majora's Mask, then he looks like a Goron rolling at</div> <div> top speed. Quilava rolls over and over Squirtle 5 times. He faints.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: NO!! Ok, go Pikachu!</div> <bR> <div> (Pikachu lets loose a powerful Thunder, which paralyzes Quilava fully.)</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: Oh shucks! Come back! Now, here comes my favorite Pokémon! Go Weedle!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone but Kamon and Ash: Uh-oh.</div> <bR> <div> Kamon: GO WEEDLE!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone but Kamon and Ash: ..</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (bored) Pikachu, Agility, Double Team, and then use your Bite attack.</div> <bR> <div> (Pikachu faints the Pokémon easily.)</div> <bR> <div> Secretary: All done? Good. Then please exit the building. We hope to see you</div> <div> again soon!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well that was boring. Kamon was a little wuss. Let's go.</div> <bR> <div> (The next our heroes arrive in Pewter City. They fuel up on food, and then</div> <div> head for Mount Moon to search for the Entities' palace.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Let's head to the top of mountain. I don't think that they would make</div> <div> an entrance to their palace right near the beginning.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Three hours later the gang reaches the top of the mountain.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ian! Just shut up! I don't wanna hear another stupid, pointless,</div> <div> unfunny joke from you again!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone but Misty and Ian: Hear hear!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: You guys just don't have a sense of humor.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I think I see something up ahead. Might be the entrance to the palace!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I don't see anything.</div> <bR> <div> Ash and Misty: Me either.</div> <bR> <div> Ian and Josh: We do!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hey, is that an elevator?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Where???</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Right over one your left! See? (And he takes her head in his hands and</div> <div> shows her)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hey! Now I see it! (Ian takes his hands off of her head) Wait, where</div> <div> did it go?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I thought you said you saw it.</div> <bR> <div> (Just then Matt brushes up against Misty)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Hey, I think I understand. We have to be touching one of the</div> <div> Entities-created people in order to see the elevator!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh holds Misty's hand, Ian Ash's, and Matt Brock's. They climb into the</div> <div> elevator, and Ian presses one of two buttons, "Pokemon World", and "Palace".</div> <div> He presses "Palace".)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It's sure is weird that there is an elevator on the top of Mount Moon.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well the Entities ARE weird, remember?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: The elevator keeps going up for about three minutes. No one is</div> <div> speaking. They are all too excited. When the elevator finally stops, and the</div> <div> doors open, Everyone stops dead in their tracks.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: This is NOT right!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What the heck happened here?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wow...</div> <bR> <div> Josh: This is scary!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I don't like this...</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It looks like a mystery is afoot!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Really? (Looks at feet) The left one or right one?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: No, you nimrod, I mean a mystery is afoot!</div> <bR> <div> Readers: But how do we know?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: The title says so, you moron!</div> <bR> <div> Readers: But what is the mystery? What happened?</div> <bR> <div> WHAT HAPPENED? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN G/S CAPERS, PART TWO: THE RETURN OF</div> <div> SPAM!</div> <bR> <div> Readers: Awww.we have to wait till the next fic. (Leaves)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Hey, we don't like cliffhangers any more than you guys do!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Like that time on the S.S. Anne.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Yeah, that sucked.</div> <bR> <div> THE END.FOR NOW!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>