Cyberspace Smackdown

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Igma</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Everyone's favorite entities, N. Igma, Blackeyez, and Psycho are</div> <div> hard at work in their dimension. .Okay, no they're not! They're playing the</div> <div> slot machines in Celadon City-in disguise, of course.</div> <bR> <div> (All three of them are wearing trenchcoats, hats, and gloves. They have</div> <div> heads that look like normal humans'.)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: These People Masks are great, Blackeyez!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: You told me.about fifty times now.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: GAAHHH!!! I lostht again!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I have a good feeling about this next run. I'm betting 5,000 P!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Yeah right! You've lost 11 times already!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Lesse.</div> <bR> <div> CHING.CHING.CHING!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I WON!!! (Everyone stares.)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: What?!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I LOST AGAIN!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Now I can finally get.A PORYGON!</div> <bR> <div> Other Gamblers: Awww.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: We'll be over at the Exchange Corner if you need us, Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Kay. NOT AGAIN!!! (Blackeyez and N. Igma walk off)</div> <bR> <div> At the Exchange Corner.</div> <bR> <div> Clerk: Here's your Porygon, sir. (Hands N. Igma Pokéball)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I love it! (Rubs Pokéball against his cheek.)</div> <bR> <div> (An Officer Jenny bursts in.)</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: We've got trouble!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: What is it, Jen?</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: How'd you know my name?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (Rolls his black eyes) Lucky guess?</div> <bR> <div> Jenny: Someone's going psycho in the Game Corner!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Did she say "psycho"?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Let's hurry!</div> <bR> <div> (In the Game Corner, Psycho is uprooting slot machines and throwing them</div> <div> across the room.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I LOST!!! I ALWAYS LOSE!!! GWAAAHHH!!!!!! YOU CHEATING MACHINES!!!</div> <div> DAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Men in white suits: Grab him! Grab him!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: We'll handle this. N. Igma! We need some anesthetic!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Okay. This'll make him safe. (N. Igma drops a safe on Psycho's</div> <div> head.) Heh heh.I kill me.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Let's go. (They carry Psycho off and teleport back to N. Igma's</div> <div> fortress.)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: That was close. You okay, Psycho?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Aunty Em! Isth that you?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: He's okay.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Now for my experiment!</div> <bR> <div> (For the next few hours, N. Igma performs weird experiments on his new</div> <div> Porygon. Later.)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: IT'S FINISHED! Go, Dark Porygon! (A Porygon pops out of the</div> <div> Pokéball. But it's.different. Where it should be red, it is black, and where</div> <div> it should be blue, it is yellow.)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: So? It has a new paint job.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: This Porygon can control anything electronic, change it, stop it,</div> <div> and it attacks using viruses and other things. It is my Pokémon.the only one</div> <div> I need to work and battle with.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: (returning to consciousness) Oooh! A Porygon! Can I pet it?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: No! You'll scare it!</div> <bR> <div> (Too late, Psycho runs at Dark Porygon. Scared, the virus pokémon turns into</div> <div> programming code and escapes through N. Igma's computer.)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: YOU NITWIT!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: I liked him better unconscious. (N. Igma chases Psycho, trying to</div> <div> crush him with random heavy objects.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Meanwhile.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!</div> <bR> <div> ???: Massive attack!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Not bad, but watch this! Kangaskhan, Earthquake!</div> <bR> <div> ???: Pow! That's an effective hit! (Pikachu faints) And it's down! There</div> <div> goes the battle!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Aw man!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Turn the volume down! I'm trying to read! (It turns out Ash and Josh</div> <div> are playing Pokémon Stadium. They turn down the volume, not daring to mess</div> <div> with Misty.) And YOU! TURN OFF THE AMP!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sheesh. (Takes off his bass guitar.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: How could I lose? I'm the better trainer!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: But I'm better at video games. And you pick guys like Pikachu.</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pika?! (Translation: What's wrong with Pikachu?)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Stupid video games from Earth.</div> <bR> <div> (Misty is reading a romance novel. Brock is brushing his Vulpix. Ian is</div> <div> surfing the Internet-known as the EarthNet in the Pokémon Universe.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Aw man! Pojo's number one again!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What, may I ask, is the Pojo?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: A cheap site that has good info, but sells and endorses more than</div> <div> anything. They like Pokémon money, not Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: They sound like Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: There are supposedly organizations like Team Rocket on "Earth".</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It's an OK site. it should be in the top 20, but not number one!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I wish we could do something.wha?? (A black and yellow Porygon pops</div> <div> out of the screen.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: It must be a new species of Porygon! Let's check the new and improved</div> <div> Dexter!</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Dark Porygon, the virus Pokémon. This new species of Porygon was</div> <div> recently created by N. Igma to be his pet. It is more powerful than an</div> <div> ordinary Porygon.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma's Pre-Recorded Voice: If have seen this Pokémon, please grab it and</div> <div> press the signal button on your upgraded Pokédex. Thank you.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Awww.it's a Lost Pet notice!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I'll capture it. Pokéball.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You can't do that! That's stealing!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'll get a net. Vulpix, return!</div> <bR> <div> Dark Porygon: Processing.life-forms-human.</div> <div> Subjects-Ash-Misty-Brock-Josh-Matt-and-Ian.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It can talk!</div> <bR> <div> Dark Porygon: N-Igma-wishes-to-make-a-good-fanfic-series.</div> <div> Let's-see-how-he-likes-this-plot-change!</div> <bR> <div> (Dark Porygon glows with a weird light. Then our heroes are suddenly turned</div> <div> into binary code. Then they reappear in the computer.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: What's happening?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We're turning into binary code!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I know I'm number one, but what's with all the zeroes?</div> <bR> <div> Gary: Because you're a zero! Looooooser!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Get a life, Gary!</div> <bR> <div> Gary: Hey! You're the guy who stole my wallet in the DBZ fic!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: You made your cameo, Oak, now get out of here!</div> <bR> <div> Dark Porygon: You-are-now-in-cyberspace.</div> <div> If-you-want-to-get-anywhere-use-the-cyber-pencil-to-type-and-double-click.</div> <div> Have-fun. Ha-ha-ha.</div> <bR> <div> (The entities materialize in the room.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: There he isth!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Return-hey! What's this? (He sees our heroes in the computer.) Did</div> <div> you do this, Dark Porygon?</div> <bR> <div> Dark Porygon: Yes.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: LET US OUT!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: No. This should be a good fic. Nice one, Psycho!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: He never gets in trouble. (They teleport away with Dark Porygon.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: How do ya like that?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What now?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Let's surf the web!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Let's see. (Josh taps the "Internet Explorer" icon twice.)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone is sucked into a portal. They appear at MSN.com.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I feel sick.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Must be the fast connection.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: For once, I wish we had AOL. (Matt throws up.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whoa.this is a website?!</div> <bR> <div> (MSN.com looks like a giant newsroom.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Where do we go now?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We go to the Pokémon Top50 to get to the bottom of this!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh writes in the address and taps it twice. Everyone is sucked into a</div> <div> portal again.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Here we are!</div> <bR> <div> (The place looks like a temple. There are several halls: 1-50, 50-100,</div> <div> 100-150, and so on.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: To the first hall!</div> <bR> <div> (They run the end of the hall and gasp. The top 5 shrines are posted around</div> <div> a throne. On the throne is a king.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: The Master Rater!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: He doesn't look right.</div> <bR> <div> (Indeed, the MR's eyes are red spirals and his expression blank. He stands</div> <div> up.)</div> <bR> <div> MR: Time to change the ratings. (Stops to polish the number 1 shrine, which</div> <div> is to The Pojo.) Master, you are still first.as you always will be.(He walks</div> <div> down the hall, taking no notice of our heroes.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Freaky.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Did he say "master"?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: The Pojosama, leader of the Pojo, is mind-controlling him!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: How do you know that, dork?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Maybe because he dropped his top secret plans, nitwit!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Cool it, guys!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: He's right! (Picks up notepad) The Pojosama's Top Secret Plans for</div> <div> Domination. Step 1: Hypnotize Master Rater. Step 2: Make him keep Pojo #1.</div> <div> Step 3: Pretend to be an honest website. Step 4: RULE THE POKEMON INTERNET!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Tsk.he forgot to put the apostrophe above the e.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What now?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I have an idea! Let's destroy the Pojo!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: How're we gonna do that?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We'll find the great Pokémon webmasters!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Where to first?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: To the people who REALLY should be number 1!</div> <bR> <div> (Josh puts in "Pokémasters.com". Our heroes warp again.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Welcome to the home of the Pokémasters!</div> <bR> <div> (They arrive in a futuristic blue and black hi-tech place. A guy walks out</div> <div> to meet them.)</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin. What brings you here?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S KEVIN!!!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Can I have your autograph?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: (bows) I AM NOT WORTHY!!!</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Uh, thanks. (Signs paper for Psycho) There you go.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: THANK YOU! (Hugs Kevin)</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: I'm scared. Who are these guys?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Friends of ours.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Get out of here! (The entities escape.)</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Wait a minute, you're the guys from the Pokémon anime! And who're you</div> <div> three?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Fanfic characters.</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: We're in a fanfic.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: How else could we get here?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We have to tell you two things. First of all, you own the greatest</div> <div> Pokémon website of all time.</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Really?</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: YEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Who's Everyone Else?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Shut up Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Second of all, we need your help to defeat the Pojosama.</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Really? Are you sure? They're not so bad.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Great, a goody-two shoes.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: He has hypnotized the Master Rater into thinking they're number one</div> <div> forever!</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: GREAT SCOTT! LEMME AT IM!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Scratch that.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Welcome aboard!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Our next destination.The Psychic Pokémon Connection!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Isn't that a phone line?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Not if they use Roadrunner.</div> <bR> <div> (After another warp.)</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes are in a weird place that looks like Sabrina's gym. An Abra is</div> <div> sitting on a podium.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Who're you?</div> <bR> <div> Abra: We are Abra Kadabra, the masters of Psypoké. What is your business</div> <div> here?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Just the psychic we wanted to see! Can we have a word with you?</div> <bR> <div> Abra: I will be out in a moment.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Isn't he already out. (A Kadabra walks in.)</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: Now to business.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: They must share the same mind!</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Abra Kadabra! My friends and I are here on a mission.</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: Kevin! Where are my manners? Sorry about that. The mystical stuff</div> <div> is for show, really.hey, you're the anime characters!</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: Yes!</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: Wanna see my pic archive?</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: Sure!</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: WHAT ABOUT THE MISSION?!</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: Tell you what.my Abra body will show you three the archive, while</div> <div> my Kadabra body speaks with our guests.</div> <bR> <div> Abra: Right this way. (The four walk off while Kevin addresses Abra</div> <div> Kadabra.)</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: We have a problem.</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: DON'T TELL ME! The Pojosama.hypnotized the MR.in plan to rule</div> <div> Pokémon cyberspace.to stay number one.right?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Psychics.</div> <bR> <div> Kadabra: You want me to help you defeat him? Sure, why not. I'd love to take</div> <div> him down. (Everyone else comes back.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: That was cool!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Where'd he get those pictures?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I don't know if he got my good side.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (thinks) Does she have a bad side?</div> <bR> <div> Abra: (telepathically) I heard that.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ooops.darn psychics.</div> <bR> <div> Abra Kadabra: Before I travel, I must assume my singular form.</div> <bR> <div> (Abra and Kadabra merge into one being: an Alakazam.)</div> <bR> <div> Abra Kadabra: Let's go.</div> <bR> <div> (After another warp.)</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Man I hate those warps.</div> <bR> <div> Abra Kadabra: I wish I could just Teleport us all here.</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone is in a trendy web-place. The banner says, "Welcome to Pokémon</div> <div> Aaah!".)</div> <bR> <div> (A guy with yellow skin and sharp teeth walks up to them.)</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: I'm Nick15, and welcome to Pokémon Aaah!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: How come Pokémon Aaah! always has an exclamation mark after it?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Must be like Jeopardy!.</div> <bR> <div> (A shroud of smoke comes up.)</div> <bR> <div> ???: GREETINGS YOU HAPLESS MORTALS!</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: IT'S TEAM ROCKET!</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: No, it's just my friendly nemesis the Echidna.</div> <bR> <div> Ech: Fool! You dare defy the Echidna?</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika pi pika! (Translation: Even worse, it's the friend of that</div> <div> evil hedgehog!)</div> <bR> <div> (A guy who looks like the Collector, but with different robes and purple</div> <div> hair is standing there.)</div> <bR> <div> Ech: It's the anime stars! My apologies! Why have you come to my humble</div> <div> abode?</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: This is MY site, Ech!</div> <bR> <div> Ech: Oh yeah? One day this site will be MINE!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I bet I know your real name, Ech!</div> <bR> <div> Ech: What?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Lawrence the Fourth! (Everyone laughs.)</div> <bR> <div> (A girl with long red hair, green eyes, and white light shining all around</div> <div> her enters.)</div> <bR> <div> ???: Hi everyone!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (lovestruck) Who is that?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Purity, Ech's friend and artist extraordinaire. (Whispers) She's</div> <div> pretty, isn't she?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: She's gorgeous!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Sorry. I think Ech has her.</div> <bR> <div> Ech: Hello, Purity. I was just showing these fellas my- (Nick looks at him</div> <div> nastily.) I mean, our site.</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: So, whassup?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Shouldn't have said that.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: WHASSSUUUPPP!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: WHUUUZZZAAAPPP!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: WHALUHZAAAPPP!!!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Ack.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: There'sth that Everyone Else again.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Shut UP, Psycho!</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Abra Kadabra and I decided to help them destroy the Pojo. It turns</div> <div> out they're.well, bad guys.</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: Sure, we'll help you!</div> <bR> <div> Purity: For sure!</div> <bR> <div> Ech: Soon they will feel the wrath of the Echidna! Mwa ha ha!!!</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: Let's just go...you could break glass with that laugh.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: To the UPNetwork!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Did he just say up network?</div> <bR> <div> (Guess what? Another cyberspace jump.)</div> <bR> <div> (They arrive at another newsroom-ish place. There are big screens</div> <div> everywhere.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Hellooo!!! Anyone home?</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Yo Jaxel!</div> <bR> <div> Jaxel: Here I am!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Aw, he's just an Eevee!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: He's so cute! (She picks up Jaxel and starts petting him.)</div> <bR> <div> Purity: I wanna pet him!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Me too!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (furious) Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> (They tell him the whole story.)</div> <bR> <div> Jaxel: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!</div> <bR> <div> (Ho-hum.another warp.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: This place looks like a garden!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That's because it's Bulbagarden!</div> <bR> <div> (Indeed, it's a garden of pretty flowers. A Venusaur, Bellossom, and</div> <div> Meganium enter.)</div> <bR> <div> Venusaur: Welcome to the garden!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: What is your desire?</div> <bR> <div> Ech: We are here to ask for assistance in vanquishing the Pojosama.</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Yeah, what he said!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHO IS EVERYONE ELSE??!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: N. Igma. (An oil supertanker drops on Psycho's head.)</div> <bR> <div> Meganium: You're the boss. What do you say, Venusaur?</div> <bR> <div> Venusaur: I say.let's blow this Popsicle stand!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That didn't sound right.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Josh, you're sick!</div> <bR> <div> (You know what happens.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Check the factory.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Pokémon Factory, to be precise!</div> <bR> <div> (There are big machiny things everywhere. A Mewtwo-thingy and a big bug</div> <div> appear.)</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: I am Mewthree!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: And I am Aspenth!</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree and Aspenth: Welcome to the Pokémon Factory, we make fake Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Oookayyy.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I. (Blackeyez: glares at him.) Uh, never mind.</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Sorry, Legion came up with the little ditty.</div> <bR> <div> Legion: Rock on!!!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pikaaa! (Translation: Now she's cute!)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE MY POKéMON???!!!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Are you the idiot that sent in that one lamer mail.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Didn't say nothin'.</div> <bR> <div> Jaxel: We need help to defeat the Pojosama.</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: We'll destroy him!!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Let's go!!</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: WAIT!!! Here, Zippo! (A red bird with a large beak comes in.) This</div> <div> is my Pokémon USA signature Pokémon.</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I thought Zippo was Nick15's alias.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I don't get it either.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Why don't they recognize us?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Obviously, the factory we found and this website factory are two</div> <div> different realities.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Oh shut up, you web-surfing nerd!</div> <bR> <div> (Warp)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone is in a red-and-black office building.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Huh?! (Jessie, James, Meowth, Butch, Cassidy, Mondo, and Giovanni are</div> <div> in lawn chairs tanning.)</div> <bR> <div> All of the tanners: IT'S THEM!!!</div> <bR> <div> All the heroes: OH NOOO!!!</div> <bR> <div> All the webmasters: CALM DOWN!!!</div> <bR> <div> EXO: What's going on here?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It's EXO, aka Joshbabes!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I thought that was Josh's name.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It was GOING to be, but he beat me to it! (Shoves EXO against the</div> <div> wall) YOU STOLE MY SCREEN NAME!!!</div> <bR> <div> EXO: Calm down! Hey, you're the.</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: We know, we know, the anime characters.</div> <bR> <div> Josh, Matt, and Ian: And we're the original fanfic characters of this</div> <div> series.</div> <bR> <div> EXO: Cool! (Eji and Slimu walk in.)</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Who're your friends, EXO?</div> <bR> <div> EXO: The anime characters and their original fanfic character friends.</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Fanfic.DID I MISS SOMETHING??</div> <bR> <div> Eji: OH MY GAAAHHHD!!!! It's Brock.IN PERSON! (She tackles Brock and starts</div> <div> smooching him.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Who is that?</div> <bR> <div> Ian: The female webmaster of Brock-O-Rama, the biggest Brock shrine on the</div> <div> EarthNet.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Maybe some girls DO like Brock.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: At least girls from Earth.</div> <bR> <div> Eji: (gets off Brock) Sorry, I don't know what came over me.I had to do</div> <div> that.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (covered in lipstick) That's okay.I liked it!</div> <bR> <div> Eji: (takes his hand) Come on, let's go to my site!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: BRING HIM BACK BEFORE. (Eji and Brock go through the warp) Too late.</div> <bR> <div> EXO: She'll be back. So what are you guys doing here? (Sees line of</div> <div> webmasters) .And who are all these.interesting people with you?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: They're here to help us take down the Pojo!</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: You mean that rotten, cheating site?</div> <bR> <div> Webmasters: YES!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Will you help us?</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Okay.but on one condition.let's see my artwork gallery!</div> <bR> <div> Eji: (coming back through the warp with Brock) Cool, huh?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: (smitten) I never knew you had that much stuff on me, Takeshi no</div> <div> Miko!</div> <bR> <div> Eji: Oooh, I love it when you call me that!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Come on, lover-boy, we're going to go see some art!</div> <bR> <div> (Warp)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: "The PokéDome".</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: The hallways lead to different art.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What's this hall?</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Art of Pokémon's Beautiful Girls.</div> <bR> <div> (Brock and Josh grin at each other and dash down the hall.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Meet you back here in half an hour!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Men.</div> <bR> <div> (30 minutes later.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: What a great hall.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: This has been great! Finding my biggest fan and seeing wonderful art!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What great pictures!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Why was I drawn with my hair down in that one picture?</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Uhh.I can see into the future?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: It looked nice! I'll let it down right now!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Wait till Gold and Silver.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: So you guys will help us?</div> <bR> <div> EXO, Eji, and Slimu: YEAH!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Our final destination.a Pojo-hater and expert!</div> <bR> <div> (Warp)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone's in a purplish shrine. A large statue of Rattata is in the</div> <div> center.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: "Rattata's Rant"? What kind of a name is that? Don't you think so,</div> <div> Brock? (Brock's looking at Eji.) BROCK!</div> <bR> <div> Venusaur: Huh? "Wall 'o' Shame". (Each poster has a giant ink stamp over it</div> <div> that says "SUX!") Pojo.Funny Pokémon World.and BULBAGARDEN??!!</div> <bR> <div> (A large Rattata walks out.)</div> <bR> <div> Rantin' Rattata: Greetings! I am Rantin' Rattata!</div> <bR> <div> Venusaur: (tackles RR) WHADDAYA MEAN OUR LAYOUT'S BAD??? I FIXED IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> Meganium: Yeah!</div> <bR> <div> RR: That was made a long time ago.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah, you haven't updated since around February!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Rantin' Rattata! We could use your help!</div> <bR> <div> RR: (pushes Venusaur off) With what?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: How would you like to fulfill your life's dream and destroy the Pojo?</div> <bR> <div> RR: AWIGHT!!!</div> <bR> <div> Bulbagarden peeps: Grrr.</div> <bR> <div> (Final warp)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone is at the gates to a place that could pass for a karate school.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: The gates to the Pojo!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Oooh aaah.</div> <bR> <div> Ech: How do we get in?</div> <bR> <div> RR: I'll gnaw my way in! (Gnaws) ACK! My teeth!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: The door is steel, dummy.</div> <bR> <div> RR: I can't tell! There are no illustrations!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Hold on a sec. (Josh goes through a warp. Ten seconds later he comes</div> <div> back with a Snorlax.) Meet the webmaster of Snorlax's Bed, the Snorlax known</div> <div> as Lisa10!</div> <bR> <div> (Snorlax Mega Punches the door open)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone dashes in)</div> <bR> <div> (Everyone's in a big throne room that has an Oriental look to it. On the</div> <div> throne is a guy with a funky hat who could only be. the Pojosama!)</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: What the-?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: To protect the world from your aberration!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: To stop webmasters from Net domination!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I looked at Eji and I'm in love!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm gonna knock you to the stars above!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: This new motto is the worst!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Why did we add another verse?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Josh!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Matt!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Ian!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ash!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Eji.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: BASH! (Socks Brock in the head)</div> <bR> <div> EXO: That was the LAMEST version of the Team Rocket motto I've ever heard!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: .</div> <bR> <div> Webmasters: We're here to take you down and get our ratings back!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Then why didn't you SAY so?! No need going into a silly motto.</div> <bR> <div> Our heroes: .</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: Sna!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Now feel my wrath! Go stolen Neo Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> (Gold and Silver Pokémon attack everyone)</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: ACK!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu, Thundershock! (The Upaa is unaffected) Why didn't it work?</div> <bR> <div> Dexter: Upaa is part Water and Ground.</div> <bR> <div> (A Feraligatr attacks Eji)</div> <bR> <div> Eji: (Knocked over) Oof! (Feraligatr prepares to eat her) HAAALPP!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'll save you!</div> <bR> <div> Eji: Brock, you have no Pokémon that can beat Water-types!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Who needs Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> (Brock clobbers Feraligatr with karate moves)</div> <bR> <div> Eji: You saved me! But where'd you learn that?</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Billy Blanks.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I'm tired of this! FULL POWER ATTACK! Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Tae-Bo attack! Oh, and Pokéballs, go!!</div> <bR> <div> Venusaur: Leech Seed!</div> <bR> <div> Bellossom: Petal Dance!</div> <bR> <div> Meganium: Razor Leaf!</div> <bR> <div> Abra Kadabra: Psychic!</div> <bR> <div> Jaxel: Rage Tackle attack! I love Mikey!</div> <bR> <div> Mewthree: Ridiculously powerful psychic moves!</div> <bR> <div> Aspenth: Ridiculously weak bug attacks!</div> <bR> <div> Zippo: Light opponents on fire! FIRE!!!</div> <bR> <div> Kevin: Go, Onix11!</div> <bR> <div> EXO: Sic 'em, Team Rocket!</div> <bR> <div> Eji: Go Brock!</div> <bR> <div> Slimu: Paint blob attack!</div> <bR> <div> Nick15: Weird sayings attack!</div> <bR> <div> Purity: Trusty whip!</div> <bR> <div> Ech: Cower behind Purity.</div> <bR> <div> RR: Diss attack!</div> <bR> <div> (Soon all the Pojosama's Pokémon are knocked out.)</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: OHHH NOOO!!!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Ah hah!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Now it's your turn!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Oh yeah? (The Pojosama pulls out a big freakin' Moonraker laser)</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: Oh no!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I thought those were just in Goldeneye007!</div> <bR> <div> (The Pojosama zaps everyone)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: We're doomed!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Why doesn't this bird react? (Zippo is unaffected.)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Because it's too dumb?</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Like Psyduck.</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Fool! (The Pojosama slaps Zippo. Zippo gets mad and runs around</div> <div> lighting stuff on fire.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: BURN!!! BURN!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Calm down!</div> <bR> <div> Pojosama: Oh no! Not the gas tanks!!!</div> <bR> <div> (Zippo blows up the gas tanks. The whole place bursts into flame.)</div> <bR> <div> Purity: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It's okay.I'm here.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (coughs) Player!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I heard that.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: If we die.we die together.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: How sweet!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I was talking to Eji.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: We've got thirty seconds before this place blows up.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: RUN AWAY!</div> <bR> <div> (The heroes and webmasters hightail it outta there. The Pojo blows up.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We won!!!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Victory smooch! (He smooches with Eji.)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That means you too, Ash and Misty!</div> <bR> <div> (They bash him upside the head)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Let's go back to the Top50.</div> <bR> <div> (Warp)</div> <bR> <div> MR: Thank you for saving me. The Pojo is now number 21.</div> <bR> <div> Everyone Else: YAY!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Okay, you can come home now.</div> <bR> <div> (Our heroes transport back home.)</div> <bR> <div> And so the reign of tyranny by the Pojo -and crossover-ended. All returned</div> <div> to normal-except Nick15's sever crashed. We think the Pojosama did it. Sna!</div> <div> Until the next great adventure, ciao! (Pronounced "chow")</div> <bR> <div> Author's Note: As of this revising, Team Rocket Headquarters NEXT is now</div> <div> gone. (Sniffle) However, they live on in our fics.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>