Celadon Spectacular

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Igma and Psycho</div> <div> WELCOME TO THE CCW FEDERATION'S POKEMON MATCHUP: TEAM PIKACHU VS. TEAM </div> <div> ROCKET IN A HARDCORE BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!! AND LIVE FROM CELADON CITY ARENA, </div> <div> HERE ARE OUR COMMENTATORS, THE WORLD RENOWNED MATT  AND JOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Well, it's a beautiful day in Celadon City. Isn't that right, Josh?</div> <div> JOSH: Darn tootin' there, Matt! Isn't this awesome? I've wanted this job </div> <div> since I first saw Celebertiy Deathmatch! This is gonna be a </div> <div> greeeeaaaaaaaattttttttt match!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Uh...sure. How much coffee did you drink this morning again?</div> <div> JOSH: 12 cups from the bottom of the pot!</div> <div> MATT: Oh boy...... Wait a minute, here they come now! For Team Pikachu, Ash </div> <div> and Brock with their manager Misty!</div> <div> JOSH: Yeah.......OH! And here comes Team Rocket! Listen to that crowd boo!!! </div> <div> Jessie, James, and their manager Meowth.</div> <div> MATT: And they're off! Ooh, Jessie hits Ash with a low blow and is preparing </div> <div> to throw him over here.....Wait a minute, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!</div> <div> [SMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]</div> <div> JOSH: Good Lord! That was close! Brock and James are punching each other </div> <div> silly... Ash is back on his feet and hits Jessie with a microphone!</div> <div> MATT: Hey! That was MY microphone!!! They're all heading down the ramp </div> <div> now... Yeow! James does a back body drop on Brock... He's climbing up the </div> <div> scaffolding...to do an elbow drop! Brock rolls out of the way......</div> <div> [EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!]</div> <div> JOSH: That has GOT to hurt! Wait a minute, Ash has thrown Jessie into a </div> <div> trunk!</div> <div> MATT: James is up with a bloody elbow... OOH! OWCH! He's sucker-punched both </div> <div> members of Team Pikachu! This looks bad...</div> <div> JOSH: Wait a minute, Misty's coming down! What does that chick think she's </div> <div> doing??!! If she gets hurt out there I'll never forgive myself!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: JOSH!!!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: Whoa! She just double-kicked Team Rocket! Hitmonlee would be proud! </div> <div> James got hit right in the balls!!</div> <div> MATT: They are fighting in the backstage area!</div> <div> JOSH: They are headed to the kitchen!</div> <div> MATT: Ouch! Skillet to the head!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: Jessie is sitting in a rack of cotton candy!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Ash is hitting Jesse with a sack of popcorn!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: James is whipping Brock into Ash!!!!</div> <div> MATT: A lot of action, ain't it?</div> <div> [CRASSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: They smashed into a dish cart!</div> <div> JOSH: Noooooooo!!!!!! My china!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Ash has laid out Jessie with a pan......he's got some </div> <div> scissors.......He's cutting down the pot rack!</div> <div> JOSH: That has got to hurt! The rack fell on her, and Brock has smashed </div> <div> James' head into an oven!</div> <div> MATT: And now he's pushing a refrigerator on him!</div> <div> JOSH: Nooooooo! The Thanksgiving leftover turkey has been </div> <div> smashed......sniffle.......</div> <div> MATT: They're going in the cafeteria! Not in the cafeteria!!! I left my </div> <div> lunch in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: While we were grieving over our food, Jessie has charged at Ash...and </div> <div> missed, smashing into a table.</div> <div> MATT: James has thrown Brock into another table!</div> <div> JOSH: Misty's coming out again! Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Oh brother. But who does she think she is, Sable?</div> <div> JOSH: Good-lookin' enough to be!!!!!!!!! She has once again super-kicked the </div> <div> Rockets!</div> <div> MATT: While my colleague is drooling over Misty's beautiful legs-o-steel, </div> <div> the fight has been taken to the theater!</div> <div> JOSH: Brock throws a large pop at James.....ACK! It flew right by us and got </div> <div> our suits wet!</div> <div> MATT: Mmmmmmmmmm.......Mountain Dew...my favorite!</div> <div> JOSH: The drink hits James right in the kisser! Now THAT'S how you Do the </div> <div> Dew!!!</div> <div> MATT: Ash throws Jessie through the movie screen and into the first row! </div> <div> James pours pop on her to revive her!</div> <div> JOSH: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!! THEY CARE ABOUT EACH </div> <div> OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: They're fighting into the concession stands... Oh no! Team Pikachu has </div> <div> been smashed!</div> <div> JOSH: But speaking of Pikachu, here he comes now!!!</div> <div> [PIKA-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! </div> <div> WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: Jesse and Ash are fighting in the men's room!</div> <div> JOSH: Let's go to the audio...</div> <div> JESSIE: Yeck, the men's room.....</div> <div> ASH: What are you talking about? You're in the right restroom for once!!!</div> <div> MATT+JOSH: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Whew.... Ash has been sucker-punched by Jessie!</div> <div> JOSH: But he... WHOA!!!</div> <div> MATT: Ash ripped the top half of Jessie's uniform off!!! Good thing she </div> <div> decided to wear a bra today!</div> <div> JOSH: Now he's dunked her head in a toilet!</div> <div> MATT: The other two combatants have entered the bathroom! Brock powerbombs </div> <div> James into a urinal!</div> <div> JOSH: But James smashes his head into a mirror! That is bad luck!</div> <div> MATT: I don't like the this fight is going.</div> <div> JOSH: Brock is preparing to throw James into a stall...GOOD </div> <div> LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OAK IS IN THAT STALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Let's turn once again to the audio.</div> <div> OAK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM?</div> <div> ASH+MISTY+BROCK+JESSE+JAMES+MEOWTH: Sorry.</div> <div> MATT: They are brawling back to the main hallway!</div> <div> JOSH: YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I JUST HAD MY 20th MUG OF </div> <div> COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Oh God........... Anyway, They are fighting over to the escalators!</div> <div> JOSH: And Team Rocket's out cold!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Team Rocket is going up to the 2nd floor!!</div> <div> JOSH: DANG!! I almost thought the match was over!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: OH NO!!!! THE FIGHT IS GOING OVER TO THE HOTEL SUITES!!!!!! ALL OUR </div> <div> STUFF IS IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Oh well.......</div> <div> JOSH: HE'S GOT MY READING LAMP!!!!!!! NO!!!!!</div> <div> [SMASH!!!!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: NOOOOOO!!!! THE BIG SCREEN TV!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> [KA-SMASH!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: The fight is leaving our suite and heading toward the pool area!</div> <div> JOSH: THE POOL?? Whoa!</div> <div> MATT: But first it looks like they are fighting into the locker room!</div> <div> JOSH: Brock just got slammed through a bench. Ouch!</div> <div> MATT: Ash just got thrown into the lockers and they are falling over like </div> <div> dominos!</div> <div> JOSH: OH NO! OUR STUFF!!!!</div> <div> MATT: DANG IT!!! @$(^$!)&%#@$@! THEY CAN'T FIGHT ANYWHERE WITHOUT DESTROYING </div> <div> OUR STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: Thank you for bringing me my 21st pot of coffee, Miss!!!</div> <div> MATT: Oh Great!</div> <div> JOSH: Anyway, ulp! They are fighting to the pool!</div> <div> SPLASH!</div> <div> MATT+JOSH: HA HA AH HA HA HAHA HA!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: All of the brawlers just got dumped in the pool!!</div> <div> JOSH: Brock is getting on the diving board!</div> <div> MATT: Now's not the time to be swimming, Brock!</div> <div> JOSH: He just dropkicked Jesse!</div> <div> MATT: Once again, they are fighting back to the main hallway!</div> <div> JOSH: Who knows where they could end up?</div> <div> MATT: Anywhere! They are near the exit to the arena!</div> <div> JOSH: Look out, Jesse!</div> <div> [CRASH!!!]</div> <div> MATT: There goes the pop supply! That table and coolers held all the pop!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: Brock's got a trash can and he just bashed James with it!</div> <div> MATT: They are outside now! What's Ash doing?</div> <div> JOSH: HEY!!!!!!! HE'S UNSCREWING A HUBCAP FROM MY CAR!!!!!!!</div> <div> [SMACK!]</div> <div> MATT: Ouch! Ash just hit James with the hubcap!</div> <div> JOSH: $@#$@@ THEM!</div> <div> MATT: Brock and James are fighting out in the street, ouch! Brock just hit </div> <div> James with a chunk of pavement!</div> <div> JOSH: Look out! Here comes meowth!</div> <div> [SLASH]</div> <div> [YYYOOOOWWWW!!!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: What you just heard was Brock screaming in pain beacause Meowth just </div> <div> slashed his face!</div> <div> JOSH: That's gotta hurt!</div> <div> MATT: Ash just pulled some handcuffs from Brock's vest! He is cuffing Meowth </div> <div> to a fence!</div> <div> JOSH: Boy is he struggling!!!</div> <div> MATT: Uh oh.</div> <div> JOSH: What?</div> <div> MATT: Do you know where the fight is heading? THE GAME CORNER!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: SWEET!</div> <div> MATT: And at our words, they are fighting in the game corner!</div> <div> JOSH: They are brawling over to the slot machines!! LOOK OUT!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Brock is pulling up a whole row of slot machines and throwing them on </div> <div> James! That's GOTTA hurt!</div> <div> JOSH: Ash and Jesse are fighting behind the counter!!! What is Ash going to </div> <div> do with those shelves?? OH NO!!!</div> <div> [CRAAASSSHHH!!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: Ash just pushed two shelves on top of Jesse!! Ouch!</div> <div> JOSH: Ash and Brock, look out!!! James is charging at you!!!!!</div> <div> [KA CRASH!!!!]</div> <div> MATT: WOW!! James just flew through the wall!!</div> <div> JOSH: People are getting out of there!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: The fight is leaving the game corner and is going into the park!!!</div> <div> JOSH: Ouch! Tree branch to the head!! I think Ash just put Jesse's hair out </div> <div> of place!!! Impossible! She uses a whole bottle of gel a day!</div> <div> MATT: Brock has James up in a slam! OH NO!!!! HE'S CARRYING HIM TO THAT </div> <div> BENCH!!!!!!!!</div> <div> [ SPLIT]</div> <div> JOSH: And James has just been slammed through a bench!!!</div> <div> MATT: The fight is going to the pond!!! Don't fight in that water, 'cause it </div> <div> is VERY dirty!!!</div> <div> SPLASH!!!</div> <div> JOSH: They are brawling in the pond!!! Once again, they are SOAKED!!!</div> <div> MATT: I have never seen so much splashing in my life!( but i've never fought </div> <div> in a pond before!)</div> <div> JOSH: They are going over to that dirt pit!!</div> <div> MATT: NO!!! THEY ARE STILL WET!!! Ash's mom is gonna have a cow!!!</div> <div> JOSH: They are all in there and I can't see what they are doing, but they </div> <div> are kicking up a storm of dust!!</div> <div> MATT: The dust has cleared. And Ash and Brock are making a pin!!</div> <div> 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> ANNOUNCER: AND THE WINNERS ARE: ASH AND BROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> MATT: And the crowd goes wild!!!!!!</div> <div> JOSH: What a match!! That is the best one I have seen so far since I started </div> <div> watching wrestling!!!!</div> <div> MATT: Ash and Brock are extremly muddy, but the winners!</div> <div> JOSH: On behalf of CCW, Matt and I say.........</div> <div> MATT+JOSH: Good fight, good night!</div> <div> JOSH: I've always wanted to say that......</div> <div> MATT: Wait! Here Ash and Brock come now!!</div> <div> JOSH: WAAAIT!! Give back our microphones!!</div> <div> ASH: Naaa!!</div> <div> BROCK: We just kicked Team Rocket's butt, and they know it! We were in </div> <div> control The WHOLE match!</div> <div> ASH: Plus we trashed the arena! Sorry we destroyed your food and belongings! </div> <div> They were the only things we could get our hands on.</div> <div> MATT: That's okay! It was a cool match.</div> <div> JOSH: We taped it and are going to make duplicates, and sell them, so you </div> <div> guys can watch it over and over again!</div> <div> MATT: anyway.......</div> <div> ASH+BROCK+MATT+JOSH: GOOOOOOODDDD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div> ASH: WAIT!!!!!</div> <div> BROCK: We have some business to take care of with Team Rocket!</div> <div> MATT: ooooohhh, this should be good! Even though we are running WAY over </div> <div> 11:00, we will stop taping when this ends.</div> <div> JOSH: They are back outside at the park. Where are they carrying Team </div> <div> Rocket?</div> <div> MATT: THEY ARE TAKING THEM TO THE RIVER!!!! THERE SHOULD BE A GOOD FIGHT </div> <div> NOW!!</div> <div> JOSH: THE WATER REVIVED THEM!!! ASH, BROCK, JESSE AND JAMES ARE ALL FIGHTING </div> <div> IN THE RIVER!!!!</div> <div> MATT: That is all the time we have for now. Misty has joined the fight in </div> <div> the river!</div> <div> JOSH: Nooo!!! That does it! LEMMEE AT IM!</div> <div> MATT: The tape machines are rolling, and we will show you the full tape of </div> <div> this fight [WHICH Josh has now joined] next week! GOOD NIGHT FOR THE THIRD </div> <div> TIME!!!!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>