The Coming of Psycho

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Igma</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Narrator: In the dimension of Blackeyez and N. Igma.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Junk mail.junk mail.mail bomb.oooh! The ILOVEYOU virus! Let's open</div> <div> it!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: DELETE IT!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Just kidding.(deletes it) Uh-oh.(reads e-mail) OH NOOO!!!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: What is it?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: It's an e-mail from Psycho.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: You don't mean the Psycho from high school, right?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I'm afraid so.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: The Psycho who made the toilets in the bathrooms vomit up their</div> <div> water when someone tried to go? (N. Igma nods) The Psycho who set the</div> <div> teacher's favorite plant on fire? (N. Igma nods) The Psycho who blew up the</div> <div> English classroom?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: YES! But that's not the worst part.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: What is?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: He's coming over today (checks watch) in half an hour!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: (Makes mallet appear and hit Blackeyez on the head) Calm down! Our</div> <div> mystical wards will makes sure Psycho doesn't blow up the house.or at least</div> <div> the structure.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (rubbing head) What do we do then?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Hide your breakables.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! (Tears around the house grabbing things like</div> <div> fine china and his piggy bank to hide under his bed)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: It's like dealing with a child.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Half an hour later.</div> <bR> <div> (Doorbell rings)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: That must be him.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (Hiding behind sandbags with military helmet on) I'm ready!!</div> <bR> <div> (N. Igma sighs and opens the door.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: WAAZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (N. Igma is blown into the wall by Psycho's loud voice)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Ouch.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Hello my sthuper friends! How'th it going?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: ADHD boy is back.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: I hope he took his Ritalin.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I got booted out of my job.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (whispering) Gee, I wonder how that happened? (N. Igma elbows</div> <div> him)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Come on! Psycho's cool.when he's calm.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Is he EVER calm?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: .So I thought I could work with you sthuper guys, being the</div> <div> dimension's Pokémon people.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Really? What do you know about Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Um.there's a guy named Pikachu! (Blackeyez falls over in stupidity)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: IS THAT ALL?!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Just kidding, sthuper Blackeyez! There are over 250 Pokémon,</div> <div> including Gold and Silver, Ash and Misty are going out, Brock couldn't get a</div> <div> date if his life depended on it, and Jessie and James OBVIOUSLY are a</div> <div> couple, and.</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Ah, that's enough.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: I need something to eat. (Checks pantry. There's nothing left)</div> <div> Uh-oh. N. Igma, we need food!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: OK. We'll just have Psycho watch the house for us. (Blackeyez looks</div> <div> like he's just been sentenced to death)</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Here? Our house? AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAA- (faints)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Come on, bucko! (Makes squirt gun appear and shoot Blackeyez in the</div> <div> face. Blackeyez wakes up) Uh, Psycho, we need to get some groceries. Can you</div> <div> watch the house?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Welll.</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: If you're good, we'll something back for you. Like Ritalin!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: That's not sthuper.or funny!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Ignore this idiot. What do you want?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: How about a chocolate cake?</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Does he really need any more sugar?</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Yeah, we'll get you that.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Sthuper! Sthuper!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: STOP SAYING SUPER!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Just watch the house and don't touch anything. Bye! (They run out</div> <div> the garage door and jump in their HyperTruck.)</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Look at all this sthuper stuff! Ooh, what's this? Create-A-Character</div> <div> for the Pokémon Anime. Sthuper! (Starts typing) Name: Ian. Age: 13 like the</div> <div> others. Interests: Stand-up comedy, practical jokes.like sthuper me! Hair:</div> <div> Brown.check this style! Sthuper! Attire? Pretty casual. Shoes? Sneaks,</div> <div> sthilly! Now I press "Enter". (Ian appears in a test tube) Sthuper!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: (groggily) Where am I? (Sees his creator) AAHH! You look psycho!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: (sobbing) My baby knows my name already!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: Now I'm officially freaked out. (Psycho activates the teleporter)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Elsewhere, our heroes are gaily frolicking around in the park.</div> <div> (Everyone gasps) What?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Mr. Narrator, this is the.uh, double 0's, and people are disturbed by</div> <div> that old way of speech.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Whatever.</div> <bR> <div> (Ian appears out of nowhere and jumps behind a bush)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: They don't notice me.perfect. (Reaches into backpack)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Moments of planning later.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Look! A Chansey! (Runs to capture it. He falls in a pit trap.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Gee, that's old.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Huh? (A net drops over everyone else.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: WHO DID THIS?!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: AH HA HAA!!! (He pops out of the bushes wearing a Chansey hat, not</div> <div> unlike the one worn by the Officer Jenny of the Safari Zone)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: She was gorgeous!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THE THINGS IN PARENTHESES!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Meanwhile, we came back from the store!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Hello sthuper friends!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: (almost clobbers Psycho) YOU TOUCHED SOMETHING!!!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Check it out!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Hey.cool person! What are his Pokémon?</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I don't know yet. Wait! I got a sthuper idea!</div> <div> Raichu.Hypno.Cloyster.Butterfree.Machoke. Sthuper! There we go!</div> <bR> <div> (The pokéballs appear and are teleported to Ian.)</div> <bR> <div> Back to our heroes.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!</div> <bR> <div> James: To unite.oh, you know.</div> <bR> <div> Jessie: JAMES!</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I'll handle this. Raichu, Machoke, Cloyster, go!</div> <bR> <div> TR: Arbok, Weezing, go!</div> <bR> <div> (Cloyster shoots Arbok with Ice Beam while Raichu fries Weezing with</div> <div> Thunderbolt. Then Machoke throws them into Team Rocket and they fly away.)</div> <bR> <div> TR: WE'RE BLASTING OFF.oh, you know. AAAAAHHHHH!!! (Ding!)</div> <bR> <div> Ian: I took them! Oh! Ash! (Machoke picks up Ash with one hand and lifts him</div> <div> out of the hole.)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Thanks man. You can stick with us. Let's go!</div> <bR> <div> Misty, Brock, Josh, and Matt: DON'T FORGET US!!!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Man, your guy is awesome!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Even I think so!</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: You get the job.</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: Sthuper!</div> <bR> <div> Blackeyez: Darn!</div> <bR> <div> Psycho: I heard that!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So, our heroes get a new friend, and our mystical beings get a new</div> <div> friend. Or, in Blackeyez's case, he gets a new enemy. Oh well.</div> <bR> <div> END</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>