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The AAML Project
Note: AAML mean Ash and Misty's Love. It is a site about those two
lovebirds. The Charachters are the staff,
Voice: In October of 2000, the makers of the famous site Ash and Misty's
Love snuck into the Viridian Forest to shoot a documentary. One month later,
their footage was found.
The AAML Project
By N. Igma and Blackeyez and Psycho
Kathryn: (holding camera) Hi! I'm Kathryn. This is my boyfriend John and his
friend Alex. (They say "Hey!") We're going to Viridian City to do a
documentary. Why don't you tell them about that, John?
John: That's right. For an exclusive to our website, we're going to catch
Ash and Misty in the act!
Alex: We hear that they have a hidden cabin in the Viridian Forest, and
we're going to check it out!
Kathryn: All right then, let's get moving! (They hop on their bikes and ride
off)
Later, we find them in Viridian City.
Kathryn: Well, we're here in Viridian!
Alex: But first, we're going to interview some people on this subject. (They
go up to a house and knock. A.J. answers.)
John: Hello. What do you know about Ash and Misty's cabin in the forest?
A.J.: Why do you ask?
Alex: We're going to go up there.
A.J.: Are you crazy?! No one has ever returned from the woods looking for
Ash and Misty! Just look at my poor Sandshrew! (We see A.J.'s Sandshrew, and
it looks real beat up) He just went for a stroll.and look! If you're smart,
you'll stay away from that place! (Slams door)
John: Oooookaay.
Kathryn: Let's try someone else. (They knock on another door and Giselle
walks out.) Hi! What do you know about Ash and Misty's cabin?
Giselle: What?! There?!?! Oh no, I never go into the forest anymore. It's so
sad. (Starts crying)
Alex: (pushes to the front) What happened?
Giselle: One of my classmates.the only way to get to Pokémon Tech is through
the forest. He went in, and we found him two days later.he was.(starts
really sobbing and slams the door)
Kathryn: Poor girl.
Alex: Pretty girl.
John: I wonder what happened? (They knock on another door, and the Snorlax
hippie answers)
Alex: Hello, we're doing a documentary, and we heard you were a wise person
in this town. Can you tell us about Ash and Mi-
Hippie: Oh, that cabin in the woods? (The 3 nod) I thought so. That place is
full of bad vibes.
Kathryn: So we heard. Can you tell us anything?
Hippie: Ok, but it's all heavy and stuff. All right. Ash and Misty are
really private, you know, and if they're left alone it's all groovy. But if
disturbed.they say they capture the peeper, rob him, and hit them with large
mallets. (Shivers)
Alex: Mallets?!
John: It's an anime thing.
Hippie: I don't want to talk about freaky stuff like this. But if you're
smart, you won't go in there! (Shuts door)
John: I believe we've heard enough. So.who wants to go in first?
END OF FILMING
Kathryn: It's been two days since we entered the forest, and we're going to
do a practice shooting!
John: Take one!
Alex: Hello, I'm Alex.um, let's not say my last name.and, we. (John gets in
view of the camera and we see Kathryn's face for a sec) John and Kathryn,
whom you just saw, present this documentary on Ash and Misty. We have been
searching for two days so far for their cabin here in the Viridian Forest.
After some interviews, we learned that they were rather.private. It's said
anyone they see peeping gets seized, robbed, and dragged back to their cabin
forever. There's also this crazy idea about mallets.but enough about that.
Kathryn: Cut!
John: Go Alex!
Kathryn: Well that's a wrap!
END OF FILMING
Alex: (in authoritative voice) Hello, I'm Alex, and I'll be your cameraman
for today.
Kathryn: Shut up, Alex!
Alex: Sor-ry. (whispers) She's mad because we got lost.
Kathryn: I heard that! (To John) It's all your fault!
John: Me?! Why do you say me?
Kathryn: Hmm, let's see.could it be because you have the map, smart one?!
Alex: Oh yeah.
John: Well, I'd better stop filming so we don't waste batteries. Hopefully
we'll be on track tomorrow.
END OF FILMING
Now our heroes are in the tent to crash for the night.
Kathryn: Ahhh, I finally get to rest!
John: Ahhh, I finally get the camera!
Alex: Shut up guys! You hear that??
(Sound of sticks breaking in woods)
John: Oh my God.. What. is. that?
(Kathryn runs out of the tent)
Kathryn: Hello? Anybody there?
(Crunching stops)
Alex: What the heck was that?
Kathryn: Oh, probably some animal.
John: C'mon, lets just go to sleep.
END OF FILMING
The next morning.
Alex: (unzipping the tent) Wha? (Sees pile of pokéballs) KATHYRYN! JOHN!
WAKE UP!
Kathryn and John: (frantically) What? What's going on?
Alex: Look at this!
John: Wait a minute!! What did that hippie say about them robbing trainers
if they were disturbed?
Kathryn: My god.these are someone's pokéballs!
Alex: Oh yeah.
John: Ugh, let's get outta here!
A few hours later.
Alex: I swear we are lost!
Kathryn: No we're not! I swear we haven't passed that tree before!
Alex: Yeah, right.
John: That's what they all say.
2 minutes later.
Kathryn: Oops, there's the tree again.
Alex and John: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Kathryn: You guys are gonna get an ulcer. C'mon let's go to bed.
END OF FILMING
2:30 A.M.
John: Do you guys hear that?
(Crunching is heard)
Kathryn: Oh no, not again!
Alex: Ssssshhh....
(More crunches)
John: Hey Kathy, the "animal" is back.
Kathryn: Shut up. This is no animal.
END OF FILMING
The next morning.
John: Cool! An autographed pic of Lance!
Alex: I have a picture just like that!
Kathryn: Wait a minute! It's rumored that Ash had an autographed glossy of
Lance!
John: Oooh boy. Now we have someone stalking us.
Alex: Oh shut up. Nobody is stalking us!
END OF FILMING
3:56 A.M.
Kathryn: Wait a minute! I hear someone talking!
Kathryn, John, and Alex: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! RUN!
(Something starts bashing the tent)
Alex: Ok, lights off on the cameras.
END OF FILMING
In the morning.
John: What is this goop all over our stuff?
Kathryn: Ewww! It's spit!
Alex: (sigh) Let's go.
That night.
Alex: I'll make sure no one bugs us tonight.
John: If you say so.
(They hear screaming all through the night, mainly from John. They also hear
weird clonking sounds, like a sledgehammer hitting a rock.)
Next day.
Kathryn: Oh, last night was so horrible! Hey John, how'd you sleep through
that? JOHN! (John is still asleep)
Alex: Huh? What? Oh yeah.horrible. Wait a sec, where's John?
(They look outside)
Kathryn: Hey, this is John's Brock-style vest! And there's his wallet!
Alex: I can't believe it.they took his credit cards!
Kathryn: (hugs John not unlike Jessie) I'm scared.
John: Don't worry, it those two won't get us! (Gulps) I hope.
END OF FILMING
John: We have found Ash and Misty's private cabin!
Kathryn: Looks nice!
John: Let's sneak in. (They do so)
Kathryn: Let me have the camera. Wow, this place is beautiful.
John: Keep your voice down!
Ash: I heard something!
John: Hurry! Get in the closet! (They do so)
Kathryn: At least it's a walk-in.
Misty: (opens the door) AHA!!!
Kathryn and John: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (They run)
(Suddenly John is grabbed by Ash)
Kathryn: John!!! (She looks back to see Misty standing over John with her
mallet raised. Then Kathryn keeps running.)
(She dives into a bathroom)
Kathryn: All I have to do is wait and hope they don't take a pee. (Turns off
camera)
END OF FILMING
Kathryn: I've been in here for half an hour. I haven't heard anything so
I'll sneak out. (She does)
Misty: (comes out from behind door) I knew you'd come out sometime!!
Kathryn: AAAIIIEEE!!! (Runs like heck upstairs)
(Dives in a door)
Kathryn: This must be their bedroom. Heaven knows what they do in
here.AAARRRGGGHHH!!! (Sees bed. On it is John. He has X's for eyes and a
giant lump on his head. Right next to him is the anime Brock with the same
features)
Ash: (bursts in door) Now we have you!!
(Misty raises her mallet)
CLONK!!!
(The camera falls to the ground. Misty looks into it)
Misty: (smiling sweetly) End of transmission. (The last thing the camera
sees is the head of a mallet.)
THE END
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
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