Dragonball Blast

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Igma</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Brock: What's this weird thing N. Igma and Blackeyez dropped?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: I've heard about these things! It's a TV teleporter remote control!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What does this TV-TRC do?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: You can teleport to different shows! This one is made for anime.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Lemme see that! (Grabs TV-TRC)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey! Where are you going?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We are going to DragonBall Z!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Awight!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What's DragonBall Z?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It's a show about finding DragonBalls, powerful devices that grant</div> <div> wishes from the Eternal Dragon! Everyone is able to fight with amazing</div> <div> powers, and they fight for control of the planet!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Sounds.masculine.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That's why you'd like it! (Misty smacks him)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: (turning dials on.the device) Select Category.Anime.Type in name of</div> <div> show.DragonBall Z.ah! Search positive! Here we go! (Everyone disappears in a</div> <div> flash of light)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Here we are in beautiful.barren wasteland?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Welcome to world of DBZ! We better find Vegeta!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Are you nuts?!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Who's Vegeta?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: The bad guy. Vegeta is evil, but good. Kinda like Knuckles. (Ash</div> <div> stares, frozen.) What?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: (Tackles Josh like wild animal) NEVER EVER TALK ABOUT THAT (beep)</div> <div> HEDGEHOG AND HIS (beep) FRIENDS EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT</div> <div> THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Ok.</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Well, someone's already almost died and we've been here two minutes!</div> <div> (Krillen walks by and a giant laser fries him.) Well, after three minutes.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What's with him?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: He dies a lot.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Like Kenny.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: No, not like Kenny.Kenny has bad luck. (Crazed laughter is heard) Oh</div> <div> no.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: What?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Freiza. Sort of the Giovanni of our world. He's an alien who kills</div> <div> people a lot. But they get wished back to life by DragonBalls.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And here comes Vegeta! (Vegeta flies in.)</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: You outsiders will bow before me!</div> <bR> <div> Goku: Oh yeah? (He flies in and him and Vegeta start fighting.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That's Goku, the hero. Like Ash, he also has nappy hair!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Doesn't everyone?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: This is an example of a typical DBZ fight.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Whoa. We need to help him!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Ash, don't be a hero for once!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Pikachu go!</div> <bR> <div> Pikachu: Pika? (Sees Goku get blown away by giant beam shot by Vegeta)</div> <div> CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Pika pika!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Ok. Don't go in.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Goku's getting whooped!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Wait! Now he's winning! (Goku kicks Vegeta's keester.) Here comes</div> <div> Frieza! Oh no!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: No I have you! (Goku runs away. Vegeta isn't so lucky. Frieza.well,</div> <div> kills Vegeta rather messily.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: (turns away) Ewwww! (Frieza flies away maniacally laughing)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh no!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Hey! Here are his DragonBalls!</div> <bR> <div> Goku: I need those!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Not so fast, nappy-hair boy! These are MINE! I know what to wish for!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oh crap.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I wish Vegeta would come back to life.</div> <bR> <div> Goku: WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU THINKING?!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: .On our side! (Vegeta comes back to life.) You are now in my power.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: I am now in your power.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You will never betray us.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: I will never betray you.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: You will kick Frieza's butt.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: I will.hey wait a second! Not even Goku and I could do that</div> <div> together!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: (grabs DragonBalls) You'll have help! I wish we had DBZ powers!</div> <div> (Mysterious power flows into our heroes)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: OK! You will buy us all saiyan armor.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: Where will I get the money?.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I know! Ash, grab the DragonBalls!</div> <bR> <div> Goku: HAH! I already have them! Moo hoo hah hah hah!!!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Dang it!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Wait!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: What?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Time for plan B.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: What's plan B? (Josh pulls out huge stuffed wallet) Where'd you get</div> <div> it?!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: It was a generous donation.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back in Pokémon world, one of our old friends is having trouble.</div> <bR> <div> Gary: AAAAHHHH!!! My wallet's gone!!!</div> <bR> <div> Waiter: Well then, you have zome work to do in ze kitchen, monseiur.</div> <bR> <div> Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Back to everyone's favorite fivesome.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Heh heh heh. we got him good!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Because our heroes can't make saiyan armor themselves (they're too</div> <div> lazy), they go to the saiyan armor shop.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Oooooohh! Spiffy!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I look awesome!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: The ladies will love how this shows off my buffness! (Does</div> <div> weightlifter's poses)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: What buffness?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I wonder how Misty's custom armor is going? (Misty walks out in a</div> <div> saiyan armor bikini-type thing. The guys of the groups start drooling over</div> <div> it.)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Hey hey!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Whoo-hoo!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Yeah.</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Don't get any ideas, Ash! (Ash smacks Josh)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Our heroes go off to see Master Roshi. You know, the old geezer.</div> <bR> <div> Roshi: Hey, watch it, narrator dude! I will now teach you to use your</div> <div> powers, because Frieza killed Krillen! (A vine comes out of Matt's side and</div> <div> whips him in the butt.) Hey!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: I had to do that.</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Basically, after almost killing each other several times, our</div> <div> heroes developed their powers thanks to Roshi, Goku, and Vegeta.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Yeah! I have grass powers, such as throwing leaves, shooting</div> <div> solar-beams, and attacking with giant vines!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I have electrical powers, meaning I can throw lightning!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I have the powers of water, and I can shoot bubbles!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: My power rocks! (Crickets chirp) Ah, whatever!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And the best for last, me, has psychic powers!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Naturally, you got the best!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Of course!</div> <bR> <div> Others: Hey!!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: That's enough bragging out of you! It's time to kick Frieza's</div> <div> a.er, butt!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: What was that?!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: I saaaaaaiiiiiiiidd you're going to get your shiny hiny kicked,</div> <div> you purple freak!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Oh yeah? I'd like to see these losers from Pokémon try!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: OK! (The fab 5 bust in through a wall)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: What the.? How'd you break in my earth-orbiting fortress?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Who cares? The point is we're gonna kick your butt!!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: (jumps out of big pointless hoverchair and transforms) Time to</div> <div> die!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash, Misty, and Brock: FRIEZA IS A MEWTWO?!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Uh, no. Don't feel bad, you don't know how often I get that. Dumb</div> <div> Pokémon fans.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Dumb, eh?! (Matt hurls a Razor Leaf attack at Frieza. It slices him</div> <div> all over.)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Upstart! You'll pay for that! (Frieza throws his big pointless hover</div> <div> chair on Matt)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: OWWWW!!! My spine!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: That's gotta hurt.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: You're all fired up. Why don't you cool down?</div> <bR> <div> (Misty blasts Frieza with a bubbles coming from her hand)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Ack! Get this pod off me! My spine is gonna crack!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back on Namek.</div> <bR> <div> (Vegeta and Goku in swimming trunks, lying in lawn chairs, with sunglasses</div> <div> on.)</div> <bR> <div> Goku: Lemonade?</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: Sure.</div> <bR> <div> Goku: We should let these kids do this more often!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Leaving the usual heroes to their break, we go back up to Frieza's</div> <div> Fortress.</div> <bR> <div> (Brock comes over and lifts the pod off Matt)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Thanks.</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Now you're wet.</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: SO??!! I'm wet. What's the big deal?</div> <bR> <div> Ash: This!!! (He blasts Frieza with a huge Thunderbolt)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: WAAAAA!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Don't you know? Water conducts electricity!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Chew on this! (He blasts a Psybeam at Frieza)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Uggghhhhh.</div> <bR> <div> Matt: And it's time for me to do the final honors.</div> <bR> <div> (Matt grabs him with a vine)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Oh.no..</div> <bR> <div> (Matt shoots a HUGE Solarbeam and it fries Frieza, and he lays motionless)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We win..</div> <bR> <div> (All of a sudden, Frieza gets up)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: YOU THOUGHT YOU WON, BUT YOU WERE WRONG! NOW AS REVENGE, I WILL</div> <div> DESTROY NAMEK! (He fries the whole team with a beam)</div> <div> HAHAHAHAHAHA!</div> <bR> <div> (He flies away)</div> <bR> <div> Brock: Ok, who revived him?</div> <bR> <div> (Frieza's servant guy walks out laughing nervously. Ash's Thunder attack</div> <div> fries him)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Now, back to Namek to save it!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Where's Namek?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: It's the DBZ equivalent of Earth. Though Earth is in this show too.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Huh?!</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: Back on Namek.</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: So, how did you guys do?</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well, we got fried and he got away, but we got him!</div> <bR> <div> Josh: And there he is!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: I'm gonna wipe Namek clean! And there is nothing you brats can do</div> <div> about it!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Oh yeah??</div> <bR> <div> (The whole team starts to transform)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Eh?</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHH!</div> <bR> <div> (Goku and Vegeta look at each other in awe.)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: We're all saiyan beasts!</div> <bR> <div> Misty: More like giant Pokémon!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: DUDE! I'm a Venusaur!</div> <bR> <div> Brock: I'm a Golem! Rock on!</div> <bR> <div> Ash: I'm a Raichu! Not too shocking.</div> <bR> <div> Misty: I'm a Blastoise! Rats, couldn't I have gotten something cuter?</div> <bR> <div> Josh: Saving the best for last again, I'm an Alakazam!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: You brats still can't beat me! (He starts flying)</div> <bR> <div> Josh: GET HIM!</div> <bR> <div> (Brock chucks a huge rock at the now diminutive Frieza)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Haha! You missed! (He shoots Brock with a beam)</div> <bR> <div> Ash: Thunder strike!!! (But, as Ash charges up, Frieza hurls a black ball of</div> <div> energy at him. Ash topples to the ground.)</div> <bR> <div> Misty: Nooo!!! Now you're in for it! (Misty fires a Bubblebeam. Frieza yawns</div> <div> and pops the bubbles with his tail.)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: Eat this! (Frieza shoots another, bigger black ball. It clobbers</div> <div> Misty.)</div> <bR> <div> (Josh fires a Psybeam. Frieza dodges it, and Josh Teleports behind him for</div> <div> the element of surprise. His surprise is noticed, however, for Frieza grabs</div> <div> him with his tail, chokes him, and throws him into a boulder.)</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: One last freak! Time to die, brat!</div> <bR> <div> (Matt bashes him with a Headbutt. Frieza topples to the ground)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: This will be the real final honors!</div> <bR> <div> Frieza: No.any way but that.it's so humiliating.</div> <bR> <div> (Matt steps on him and Frieza squishes like a bug)</div> <bR> <div> Matt: That was easy.</div> <bR> <div> (They de-transform)</div> <bR> <div> Goku: Thanks, guys!</div> <bR> <div> Vegeta: You rock!</div> <bR> <div> Matt: Well I do like Metallica but.</div> <bR> <div> Ash & Misty & Brock & Josh (Cutting Matt off): You're welcome!</div> <bR> <div> Everyone: See ya! (They disappear in a flash of light.)</div> <bR> <div> Narrator: So our heroes go back to where they belong, which is on Pokemon</div> <div> Island! So stay tuned for the next episode, which is.</div> <div> MONSTER RANCHER MELTDOWN!</div> <bR> <div> (The camera zooms out to reveal Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres, Mewtwo, and Mew</div> <div> watching a TV. They all look at each other)</div> <bR> <div> Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres, Mewtwo, and Mew: WE'RE IN!!!!</div> <bR> <div> (They fly off)</div> <bR> <div> N. Igma: Stay tuned for Monster Rancher Meltdown!</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>