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Wednesday Morning Mayhem:
New Card: Jak Hill vs. Jimmy Long Plus what happened to Bill Banky and what is his condition? With Bill Banky away, Adam Banky is the GM and is running the show. There is no telling what is going to happen! Old Card: Giving Of The Titles... 1. Xtreme
Highflying Championship: Results:
The night started focusing in on the
announcers. “What a crazy night for titles it is going to be tonight,”
said announcer Douglas Lanford. “Every title except the heavyweight title
are going to be on the line tonight. The first match is Zeus vs. Jimmy
Juggernaut Long. By the looks of things in the ring, they are waiting on us,
so, lets go to ringside.”
In the ring, the bell rang for the match to begin. Zeus started the match running at Jimmy Long. Zeus clothslined him and Jimmy Long got right back up. Long reversed Zeus’s DDT by linking his arm and flipping over, leaving him on his back in the center of the ring. Jimmy Long went over to the top rope and did an elbow drop on top of Zeus. Jimmy set up for the Call Of The Juggernaut, but Zeus reversed with a DDT. Long got up pretty quickly while Zeus was getting the crowd pumped up. Long stood behind Zeus. He waited until he turned around, and then did the Call Of The Juggernaut on him. Long went for the pin. 1… 2… …No! He kicked up! Long picked Zeus up and did a DDT on him. Long pinned Zeus again 1… 2… …No! Zeus kicked up again! Long went over to the referee and complained. “It was a three count damn it!” Long said over and over. “It was only a 2 and that’s how I counted it!” replied the ref over and over again. Zeus came up behind Long while he was complaining and did a roll up. 1… 2… … Jimmy kicked up. Jimmy started punching Zeus. He picked Zeus up and then did another Call Of The Juggernaut on Jimmy Long. Jimmy went for the pin. 1… 2… No! Jak Hill had come down to the ring and pulled Zeus out. Jak Hill jumped on top of Jimmy long and started punching him over and over again. Bill “The Basher” Banky came down to the ring and grabbed a microphone. “JAK, GET OFF OF HIM. YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOUR SHOT AT HIM AND YOUR ALSO GOING TO GET A SHOT AT THE TITLE! GET OFF OF HIM!!!” Jak got up off of Jimmy Long and Banky came into the ring. “Next week, here on Wednesday Morning Mayhem, you’re going to face Jimmy “The Juggernaut” Long and at Hell To Pay, its going to be Jak Hill vs. Zeus vs. Jimmy “The Juggernaut” Long!” said Banky. Banky slammed the mic. Against the mat and left the ring. He went backstage and prepared for his own match. The next match was Big Money Hustler vs. Renegade for the Xtreme Hardcore Championship. Renegade made his way down to the ring to the crowds cheers. Then Big Money Hustler’s music hit and the crowd started to boo. “Hustler is my favorite wrestler here in xHw, why doesn’t anyone else like him?” asked Douglas Lanford. The other announcer, a guest announcer, Keith Bercock, who was trying out for his spot on the announcing team replied. “Damn it Douglas, this guy tries to prove something by beating up innocent women. I think he will be unliked in xHw for the rest of his career.” Big money Hustler was in the ring and then the bell rang and the match had already begun. Big Money Hustler ducked from a punch that Renegade tried to deliver. Hustler threw fur coat over the top rope and clothslined Renegade. Hustler did a sidewalk slam on Renegade. He went to the outside and grabbed a chair. He waited until Renegade was up and then nailed him across the head with it. Renegade started to bleed. He was knocked out. Hustler went under the ring again. He grabbed a table and a ladder. Hustler took another table from under the ring and put it on the ropes in the corner. He set the ladder on top of it and told the ring announcer to hold the ladder up. Renegade got up as soon as hustler got on top of the ladder. Renegade drop kicked the ladder that the announcer was holding and Hustler was on top of. The ladder went crashing down outside the ring. Hustler was sent flying to the outside. He landed on the announce table and went through it!!! The announce table snapped in 2!!! Renegade went over to the table in the corner. He threw it to the outside. Renegade went over to Hustler and pinned him. 1… 2… No! HE KICKED UP!!!! Hustler just barely kicked up. Renegade set up the table that was in the corner on top of the other announce table, which was right beside the one Hustler, had just gone through. Renegade pulled hustler on top of the announce table and then on top of the table on top of the announce table. Renegade set hustler on the table while he got the ladder, which was outside the ring. Renegade set it up on top of the announce table. He climbed on top of the ladder and did a splash on top of Hustler. This put Hustler through both the table from under the ring and the announce table. Renegade was on top of Hustler for the count. 1… 2… 3! Renegade was the new Hardcore champion!!! “Oh my god, we have no announce table anymore!” said Keith Bercock who was just about hit by the ladder that came crashing down after Renegade jumped off of it. Banky was already making his way down to the ring without his music. Banky had been growing a head of hair. It had gotten pretty long. It was down to about half way down his neck. He went over to where the paramedics were looking after Big Money Hustler and Renegade. Renegade seemed to be fine though. Big Money Hustler just got up from being knocked out. The paramedics were asking him questions and then Hustler would get mad at them for asking him the questions. “The Dragon” Jason Blade made his way down to the ring. He walked over to where Banky was standing and watched the paramedics. Once Hustler was up both Blade and Banky went into the ring. They shook hands and then went to opposite corners. The bell rang and both men started circling around the ring, staring at each other. They went into a grapple and Banky over powered Jason, pushing him into the turnbuckle. Banky gave him a few slaps across the chest. Then Banky threw Jason to the other turnbuckle. He went running at Jason and then did a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Jason moved out of the way. Now Jason threw Banky to the other turnbuckle and Jason followed him. He clothslined Banky into that turnbuckle. Blade set up for the Dragon Drop but Banky recovered and reversed it into a Banky Basher. Jason reversed that and went into another Dragon Drop. Finally Jason got the Dragon Drop in and Banky was flat on the mat. Jason went for the pin. 1… No. Banky kicked up. Blade went over to the corner and when up top. He did a flying elbow drop on Banky. Someone came running down to the ring with a mask on. Whoever it was grabbed a microphone and said something into the microphone in a disguised voice. “I am Myyysssteerrry…….” Jason raised an eyebrow at Mystery. Mystery started laying punches to the gut of Jason and then he did a big boot on Blade. Blade got up Mystery went for another Big Boot. Blade reversed it and did a drop kick. Banky was up and unmasked the Mystery person. The cameras focused in on his face. It was Big D! Then another familiar Wrestler came running down to the ring. Klown! Klown started laying punches on Banky and finally knocked him down. Big D was already up and started laying punches on Jason Blade. Adam Banky came out and stood on the ramp. “I call this the ABI Invasion. ABI stands for Adam Banky Incorporated. Bill, ABI is going to destroy this business! ABI is going to take over xHw. ABI is going to Invade xHw and it all starts now!!! Adam Banky came running down to the ring. Rob “Big Brother” White came down to the ring and started punching everyone from ABI in the ring. “I thought Rob was injured.” Said Keith Bercock. Rob “Big Brother” White. Jak Hill ran down to the ring. He started punching Adam Banky. Then he smiled and turned to Bill Banky. He punched Bill Banky to the ground. Bill Banky and Jason Blade, and Rob White were all on the mat being punched out by ABI. Adam Banky took Bill Banky back stage. Adam Banky took a string and tied it to Bill Banky. He took Bill to the parking lot, where there was cement floor and did a Banky Basher on Bill. Bill was out cold. Adam grabbed a gasoline can out of the back of his truck. He poured gasoline all over Banky and all over the string. He pulled the string a ways back from where Banky was. Then he grabbed some matches out of the back of the truck. “OH MY GOD! NO! DON’T YOU DARE, ADAM!!!!” said announcer Keith Bercock. Adam lit the string and it wasn’t long before it hit Bill. Bill caught on fire and was knocked out. There was nothing Bill could do to stop it. Jason Blade came running into the parking lot with a pail of water. He ran right past Adam Banky and poured the water on Bill. Bill was completely black. Jason Blade might have saved his life. Jason Blade went over to Adam Banky and kicked him in the gut. He set up for the Dragon Drop. Then Adam Banky was left out cold on the cement. The paramedics came rushing in and put Bill in the ambulance immediately as the cameras faded out.
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