There are just a few simple tips to follow when selecting the proper form of dance entertainment for your bachelor, bachelorette party, birthday party, wedding, or special occasion.
Here are a few suggestions:
Evaluate your guest list and decide what style
of dancer would best fit the party and theme.
Interview several dancers or agencies representing dancers.
Ask a lot of questions about the performances, style of dance, etc.
If possible, try to arrange to see a videotape of a previous show.
What kind of dancer do you want? Someone risqué, exotic, sexy and erotic?
Be specific about the style of dancer you prefer so you don't get surprised.
You definitely don't want to hire strippers for a birthday party if guests will be embarrassed.
Check with the host or hostess to make sure that
your special gift of dance will fit into their program.
Find out how long the dance show is so you can make
arrangements to fit the dancer into your schedule.
If you're planning a bachelorette party be sure to find out whether
or not the bride or groom will be upset if you hire a stripper for the party
. The last thing you want to do is to cause problems between them before their wedding
(unless you are the crazed ex-boyfriend or girlfriend who's trying to break them up).
There are many different kinds of strippers.
Shows vary depending on what you request.
It's important to be clear about the style of dancer you want.
Strippers also play party games
with whipped cream, dollar bills, etc. Be sure to have a
lot of tipping money handy to keep the excitement going.
Tipping is suggested for most dancers.
You'll get a little bit more if you're tipping them during their show.
If you're hiring an individual dancer as a surprise guest
appearance make sure you always have a contact person point
out the guest of honor so the entertainer knows who to focus the attention on.
Having Fun Tips
You may be a spendthrift, but it is a waste to throw money at the stripper.
Make them work for it by keeping your money close to home.
Put a rolled up single behind your ear
Put a buck in you back pocket and scream, "Grab it if you want it!"
Put a rolled buck between your teeth
Hold the bill behind your back and make the strippers reach around you to get it
(Ladies can put a rolled up dollar bill in their cleavage)
Ask Questions
Don't be to shy to be demanding on the phone.
The time to negotiate is when you are on the phone, not when the stripper has arrived
and forty of your drunk friends are inside. If they don't
agree to your proposal, or do not offer the kind of services you are looking
for or will not make any written agreements you can always call another place.
You have a right to make sure you are going to not only get what
you want for, but that they are professional enough
to offer assurances you will get what you pay for.
Lying to your friends
Lap dances should be done in private, that way you can lie about what really happened.
Who wants to say that they wasted twenty bucks for a quick feel?
It is much better to tell your friends some lewd tales the next day.
Lying to your significant other
When telling what happened always add on one item of clothing to the minimum the strippers had on.
If they were nude, say it was a g-string; if it was a g-string, say it was a bikini bottom.
Always leave out the raunchiest part and emphasize the cutest.
Tell about how Susan fell asleep before the stripper arrived,
or about the Dancer doing a dirty dance with you.
Preparing For A Male Stripper
Here it is, the big day. You are attending your first Bachelorette
Party. It might be your own, it might be a friends, either way you
know there will be a stripper there. What do you do?
Here is some advice from someone who has been there before and
knows what to do. I hope you find it valuable.
Go along with the gag.
If the guy comes dressed as a pizza
man tell him you like extra peperoni and sausage. If he comes
dressed as a fireman tell him you are feeling a little hot. It is
much more fun if you play the game and flirt a little. You can
be sure he will flirt back. Fun. Fun. Fun.
Make sure the guest of honor/bride gets hers. The stripper is here for the
guest of honor/bride so make sure that she is the center of the
attention. If you are the guest of honor/bride you're best bet is to play along.
You'll have fun and your friends will too.
Things the guest of honor/bride can say to get a laugh:
What are you doing on ____(wedding date)_____?
Wow! Are they supposed to be that big?
What do you think you are doing?
Jim (grooms name)? Jim who?
I'm Still Single!
I've never seen that (one of those) before.
Come to Mama!
Things anyone can say or do to spice it up:
Tell him you have been naughty.
Roll up a dollar bill and place it:
behind your ear
In your teeth
in your cleavage
in the waist of your pants
between your knees
Somewhere on the guest of honor
Other things:
Make sure there is a chair for the guest of honor/bride to sit on. Position it in
the center of the room so that she is the center of attention.
The stripper will know what to do from there.
Tell the stripper the guest of honor/bride's name.
Bring lots of singles. There is an old saying with strippers 5 $1
bills are worth more than 1 $5 bill.
You might not be able to take pictures of the stripper once he
starts doing his thing. He might let you take his picture after he
is dressed again.
If you are going to a strip club try to call ahead and get a table
by the stage. That is where all of the action is.
Don't try to get involved with the stripper. There are probably
5-10 terrible things that are likely to happen. All of your
friends will know about them and you will regret it forever.
Have a few drinks and a great time.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ENJOY YOUR SHOW WITH YOUR STRIPPER!!!!
