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FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY : UNKNOWN
TO BE GREAT IS TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD : RALPH WALDO EMERSON
THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE UP ESSENTIAL LIBERTY, TO PURCHASE A LITTLE TEMPORARY SAFETY, DESERVE NEITHER LIBERTY NOR SAFETY : BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
A COUNTRY CANNOT SIMULTANEOUSLY PREPARE AND PREVENT WAR : ALBERT EINSTEIN
LAWS ARE LIKE COBWEBS, WHICH MAY CATCH SMALL FLIES, BUT LET WASPS AND HORNETS BREAK THROUGH : JONATHAN SWIFT
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look : henri matisse
I used to have a drug problem but now I make enough money : david lee roth
One of the first conditions of happiness is that the link between Man and Nature shall not be broken. : leo tolstov
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself : andy warhol
They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. : eddie izzard
We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws. : hunter s. thompson
When I meet people from other cultures I know that they too want happiness and do not want suffering, this allows me to see them as brothers and sisters. dalai lama
Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics : leighann lord
The important thing is not to stop questioning. : albert einstein
in the pursuit of truth you must analyze and question every belief you have ever held dear : socrates
More is to be got from one teacher than from two books : unknown
To defeat them, First we must understand them. : elie wiesel
If someone betrays you once it is their fault, if someone betrays you twice it is your fault. : elanor roosevelt
Think of all the beauty thats still left in and around you and be happy! : anne frank
Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind : dr.suess
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.
: joseph addison
Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
- Jack Handey,
WHAT DIFFERANCE DOES IT MAKE TO THE DEAD, THE ORPHANS, THE HOMELESS WHETHER THE MAD DESTRUCTION IS WROUGHT UNDER THE NAME OF TOTALITARIANISM OR THE HOLY NAME OF LIBERTY OR DEMOCRACY : GHANDI
I BELIEVE IN GOD , ONLY I SPELL IT NATURE : FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
THEY DEEM HIM THEIR WORST ENEMY WHO TELLS THEM THE TRUTH : PLATO
TRUTH IS ETERNAL, KNOWLEDGE IS CHANGEABLE, IT IS DISASTROUS TO CONFUSE THEM : MADELEINE L'ENGLE
THE SAME PEOPLE THAT WROTE THE BIBLE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS FLAT : UNKNOWN
POLITICS IS MADE UP OF TWO WORDS. "POLI" WHICH IS GREEK FOR "MANY" AND "TICS" ,WHICH ARE BLOOD SUCKING INSECTS : GORE VIDAL
If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. : unknown
Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem : keith richards
BECOME THE CHANGE THAT YOU SEEK IN THE WORLD : GHANDI
LIFE IS A DISEASE, SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED AND FATAL : NEIL GAIMAN
MAY YOUR TRAILS BE CROOKED,WINDING,LONESOME,DANGEROUS,LEADING TO THE MOST AMAZING VIEW. MAYYOUR
MOUNTAINS RISE INTO AND ABOVE THE CLOUDS: EDWARD ABBEY
I bet if you reached total enlightenment while drinking beer, it would make beer squirt out your noise.
- Jack Handey,
Never let school interfere with your education. : mark twain
We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. frederick koenig
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him : booker t. washington
Many live in the ivory tower called reality; they never venture on the open sea of thought. : francois guatier
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
- Jack Handey,
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. : isaac asimov
Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war? : william a. turnbow
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. : will rogers
THOUSANDS OF TIRED, NERVE-SHAKEN, OVER- CIVILIZED PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO FIND OUT THAT GOING TO THE MOUNTAINS IS GOING HOME.THAT WILDERNESS IS A NECESSITY. AND THAT THE MOUNTAIN PARKS AND RESERVATIONS ARE USEFULL NOT ONLY AS FOUNTAINS OF TIMBER AND IRRIGATING RIVERS , BUT AS A FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. : JOHN MUIR
Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. : david hume
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. : joshua bruns
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. : hermann hesse
If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that to us, do they? : george carlin
When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
- Jack Handey,
ALL TECHNOLOGY SHOULD BE ASSUMED GUILTY UNTILL PROVEN INNOCENT : DAVID BROWER
GODS ARE FRAGILE THINGS ; THEY MAY BE KILLED BY WIFF OF SCIENCE OR A DOSE OF COMMON SENSE : CHAPMAN COHEN
FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN GOD, MOST OF THE BIG QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED.BUT FOR THOSE OF USE WHO CANT READILY ACCEPT THE GOD FORMULA, THE BIG ANSWERS DONT REMAIN STONE-WRITTEN, WE ADJUST TO NEW CONDITIONS AND DISCOVERIES. WE ARE PLIABLE. LOVE NOT BE A COMMAND OR FAITH A DICTUM. I AM MY OWN GOD.WE ARE HERE TO UNLEARN THE TEACHINGS OF THE CHURCH, STATE AND OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM. WE ARE HERE TO DRINK BEER. WE ARE HERE TO KILL WAR. WE ARE HERE TO LAUGH AT THE ODDS AND LIVE OUR LIVES SO WELL THAT DEATH WILL TREMBLE TO TAKE US : CHARLES BUKOWSKI
WE MUST BE THE CHANGE WE WISH TO SEE : GHANDI
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else. : ralph waldo emerson
MONEY IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, FEAR IS. THE FEAR OF BEING AN OUTCAST FOR SPEAKING TRUTH, OR THE FEAR OF HAVING NOT ENOUGH MONEY : SEAN LONG
What experience and history teach is this-- that people and governments never have learned anything from history.
george wilhelm hegel
I do my thing, and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful. : frederick e. perl
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. : ben franklin
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
- Jack Handey,
THE REWARD OF SUFFERING IS EXPIERIENCE: AESCHYLUS
ITS NOT THAT IM SO SMART, ITS JUST THAT I STAY WITH PROBLEMS LONGER : ALBERT EINSTEIN
IF WE HAD NO WINTER, THE SPRING WOULD NOT BE SO PLEASANT, IF WE DID NOT SOMETIMES TASTE OF ADVERSITY,PROSPERITY WOULD NOT BE SO WELCOME : ANNE BRADSTREET
Be sure to live you're life, because you are a long time dead. : unknown
Death--the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening : walter scott
ANYTHING I HAVE DONE THAT WAS WORTHWHILE, INITIALLY SCARED ME TO DEATH : BETTY BENDER
DAWN: WHEN MEN OF REASON GO TO BED : AMBROSE BIERCE
WE MUST ALL LEARN TO LIVE TOGETHER AS BROTHERS , OR WE WILL ALL PERISH TOGETHER AS FOOLS : MARTIN LUTHER KING JUNIOR
SLEEPING IS NO MEAN OF ART, FOR ITS SAKE ONE MUST STAY AWAKE ALL DAY : FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
IT IS NOT ONLY FINE FEATHERS THAT MAKE FINE BIRDS : AESOP
GROWTH FOR THE SAKE OF GROWTH IS THE IDEOLIGY OF THE CANCER CELL : EDWARD ABBEY
PLAYING IT SAFE IS THE RISKIEST CHOICE WE CAN EVER MAKE : SARAH BAN BREATHNACH
BEWARE THE MAN OF A SINGLE BOOK : BERTRAND RUSSELL
GOD FAVORS NO GROUP, ONLY RELIGIONS DO THAT, : UNKNOWN
The funny thing about driving your car off a cliff, I bet you're still hitting those brakes.
- Jack Handey,
Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite direction. : albert einstein
EVEN SAMURAI HAVE TEDDY BEARS AND EVEN TEDDY BEARS GET DRUNK : UNKNOWN
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR : PLATO
PROCRASTINATION IS LIKE MASTERBATION, WHEN YOUR DONE YOU REALIZE YOU FUCKED YOURSELF : UNKOWN
NEVER THINK THAT WAR, NO MATTER HOW NECESSARY, NOR HOW JUSTIFIED, IS NOT A CRIME : ERNEST HEMMINGWAY
Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe and make the world spin around really fast and freak everyone out.
- Jack Handey,
JOIN THE ARMY , MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE, KILL THEM : GRAFFITI AT BROMLEY
"everyone's good at something. i'm a failure. hey, at least im good at it." beth bean
VIOLENCE IS THE REFUGE OF THE INCOMPETENT : ISSAC ASIMOV
NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A GOOD WAR OR A BAD PEACE : BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
IF GOD DWELLS INSIDE US LIKE SOME PEOPLE SAY, I SURE HOPE HE LIKES ENCHILADAS CUZ THATS WHAT HE'S GETTING : JACK HANDY
There are few things as precious as our emotions, and those so ignorant to play with them are at a complete loss of any good you might have to offer. : unknown
There is nothing sadder than a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up little guy.
- Jack Handey,
Our passions are not too strong, they are too weak. We are far too easily pleased. c.s. lewis
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. : confusious
ITS BETTER TO BE FREE THAN CHEAP : NATHAN PENCE
KNOWLEDGE IS THE ONLY LADDER YOU CAN NEVER REACH THE TOP OF : SEAN LONG
FOR WHO IS THE WISER MAN, THE ONE THAT CLAIMS TO BE A FOOL, OR THE ONE WHO THINKS HE KNOWS ALL : UNKNOWN
Be of good cheer about death and know this as a truth, that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death. " : SOCRATES
Beauty is a short-lived tyranny : SOCRATES
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing : SOCRATES
A SOCIETY OF SHEEP MUST IN TIME BEGET A GOVERNMENT OF WOLVES : BERTRAND DE JOUVENEL
IF LIBERTY MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL, IT MEANS THE RIGHT TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY DONT WANT TO HEAR : GEORGE ORWELL
RELIGION IS WHAT KEEPS THE POOR FROM MURDERING THE RICH : NAPOLEON
YOU HAVE UNDERTAKEN TO CHEAT ME, I WONT SUE YOU , FOR THE LAW IS TO SLOW. I WILL RUIN YOU : CORNELIUS VANDERBILT
DONT TRY TO DRIVE THE HOMELESS INTO PLACES WE FIND SUITABLE, HELP THEM FIND PLACES THEY FIND SUITABLE : DANIEL QUINN
IT IS BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES : EMILIANO ZAPATA
EVERY DAY PEOPLE ARE STRAYING AWAY FROM THE CHURCH AND GOING BACK TO GOD : LENNY BRUCE
There is only one success -- to be able to spend your life in your own way
christopher morley
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. : albert einstein
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT." : frank zappa
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
: george bernard shaw
Human life. Duration: momentary. Nature: changeable. Perception: dim. Condition of Body: decaying. Soul: spinning around. Fortune: unpredictable. Lasting Fame: uncertain. Sum Up: The body and its parts are a river, the soul a dream and mist, life is warfare and a journey far from home, lasting reputation is oblivion. : marcus aurelius
GOOD TIMBER DOES NOT GROW WITH EASE,THE STRONGER THE WIND THE STRONGER THE TREES : J WILLARD MARRIOTT
CAPITALISM IS LIKE AN ISLAND OF WEALTH, SURROUNDED BY A SEA OF POVERTY : NOAM CHOMSKY
THEY WROTE IN THE OLD DAYS THAT IT IS SWEET AND FITTING TO DIE FOR ONE'S COUNTRY. BUT IN MODERN WAR, THERE IS NOTHING SWEET NOR FITTING IN YOUR DYING. YOU WILL DIE LIKE A DOG FOR NO GOOD REASON. : ERNEST HEMMINGWAY
WHOEVER CONTROLS THE MEDIA CONTROLS THE MIND : JIM MORRISON
TO DARE TO LIVE ALONE IS THE RAREST COURAGE,SINCE THERE ARE MANY WHO HAD RATHER MEET THEIR BITTEREST ENEMY IN THE FIELD, THAN THEIR OWN HEARTS IN THEIR CLOSET : CHARLES CALEB COLTON
ART IS WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH : ANDY WARHOL
Nowdays people know the price of everything, and the value of nothing. : oscar wilde
