I'm Audrey. This is (obviously) (or not so obviously to some of us), my page. This journal is an attempt to communicate with myself, other people, and space aliens, not neccesarily in that order. I can't promise that my life isn't as boring as yours. It probably is. On the other hand, I do occasionally break into other people's houses dressed up in a chicken suit and dance around in their living rooms while singing the theme to Kentucky Fried Chicken Commercials. Or do you do that too?
