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cac007 - 13k - Cheech "o.k. man start it up."
cac009 - 21k - Cheech "Well turn it off, man."
caffeine - 30k - Jim Carrey "Caffeine'll kill ya!"
callme - 15k - male "Call me about this."
candokin - 20k - male "I am the can-do King."
candygram - 12k - male "Candy gramy."
canijoin - 11k - male "Can I join in?"
cannibls - 15k - Buzz from Toy Story "They're cannibals!"
cannon - 28k - Foghorn Leghorn "Boy's got a mouth like a cannon. Always shooting it off."
cannotbe - 27k - Garfield "No, this can not be."
canopen - 10k - tab pulled off can?
cantalow - 28k - HAL "I'm afraid that's something I can not allow to happen."
cantchng - 34k - female "What can I do? I can't change my family."
cantgo - 21k - short clip from the song Bohemian Rhapsody "No we will not let you go!"
canthear - 16k - old man "Damnit I can't hear anything!"
cantleve - 24k - male "I can't leave now, I just got here."
cantlie - 26k - Jim Carrey from Liar, Liar "I can't lie!"
canttake - 27k - from Aladdin, Iago "I can't take it any more."
captain - 23k - from Dead Poets Society, male "Captain, my captain."
cardiac - 28k - male "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest."
carlton - 23k - from 'Rhoda', Lorenzo Music "Hello, this is Carlton your doorman."
carpe - 27k - from Dead Poets Society, Robin Williams "Carpe Diem."
cat - 12k - cat meow
catch_me - 14k - Jarod from tv show The Pretender "Catch me if you can."
catring - 14k - ringing a bell with a cat?
catsbutt - 21k - From 'King of the hill' Hank "You the ones that painted my cat's butt?"
catscrm - 18k - Self-explanatory
cavman03 - 27k - music sound bit from movie 'Caveman'
chafing - 21k - male "My shorts are chafing me."
chase - 21k - from Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum "They're chasing us." Will Smith "Oh really, you think?"
chathug - 35k - also called 'cyberhug', part of a song "I wanna hug you in parenthesis"
chatrats - 30k - from X-Files, Agent Mulder "Ever see any rats in this room?" male "All the time. Why?"
chatty2u - 29k - female "One more word, young lady, and you're going to be gagged."
chckmail - 28k - male "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
check - 18k - Prince John from Robin Hood: Men in Tights "Check please. Table one."
checkout - 14k - the doc from Voyager "It's checkout time."
checkpen - 19k - male "Nurse, check his penis. Is it longer than mine?"
cheering - 21k - Your own personal cheering section
cheese - 17k - Michael Palin from Monty Python in The Life of Brian "Blessed are the cheese-makers."
cheesewz - 34k - Brain "You're practically the poster child for CheeseWhiz."
chekmate - 8k - Spock "Checkmate."
childish - 31k - Dr. Who "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
chillout - 22k - from Ghost, Whoopi Goldberg "Oh chill out, chill out."
chkitout - 10k - Butthead "check it out dude."
chnlbye - 9k - childlike "Bye-bye."
choco2 - 19k - from ST:TNG, Troi "Chocolate is a serious thing."
chore - 25k - from Ghostbusters, Peter "Now that wasn't such a chore now was it?"
chrchldy - 26k - from SNL "Well, I guess that makes our naughty parts tingle."
chthostd - 20k - female "Oh, look! It's our favorite Chat host!"
classy2 - 22k - Jeff Foxworthy "We are a classy bunch."
clawmove - 27k - from Toy Story, Alien "The Claw, it moves."
cldhands - 33k - Tom Baker, Dr. Who "It's one thing I can't stand is being tortured by someone with cold hands."
clearly - 32k - from Toy Story, Buzz "No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly."
clever - 29k - male "I think they're very clever. They're trying to confuse us to death."
clik - 22k - male "That's it, dick. CLICK!"
clint - 34k - Clint Eastwood "go ahead make my day."
club - 29k - Groucho Marx "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
clumstup - 23k - from Star Wars, Darth Vader "He's as clumsy as he is stupid."
clumsyp - 27k - from Throw Momma from the Train, Momma "You clumsy poop. What'd you do that for?"
cmonin - 24k - male "Take off your clothes and come on in!"
codered - 24k - from Toy Story, Army Sergeant "Code Red, repeat we are at Code Red."
coffedwn - 30k - male "Put that coffee down."
coke1 - 22k - male "Have a coke and a smile, and shut up."
col-ask - 22k - Columbo "There's something I have to ask you."
colorful - 31k - from Star Trek 4 movie, Spock "Are you sure it's not time for a colorful metaphor."
comefrom - 17k - male "Where did you come from anyway?"
comehere - 30k - from The Birdcage, Nathan Lane "Come here and give me a hug. Hahaha!"
comem - 12k - male "Do you come here often?"
comeonin - 18k - male "Come on in and Chat a bit."
comeout- 35k - from the 1991 version of 'Cape Fear', Robert DeNiro "Come out, come out, where ever you are."
commando - 31k - from Star Trek:Voyager, another EMS program doc "I'm a doctor, not a commando."
compass - 25k - from To Wong Foo, Robin Williams "Oh my god, I'm like a compass near north."
competn - 32k - Star Trek:TNG, Brent Spiner as Lor "Removing the competition will not help you, Picard."
complain - 18k - male "Complaining is all I have left."
complcat - 35k - Alf "Why must you needlessly complicate everything?"
compute - 11k - robot from Lost in Space "Does not compute."
confused - 22k - Wakko "I'm still completely confused."
constip - 31k - female "Now would that be good for a man who's constipated?"
construc - 19k - construction noise
contain - 29k - Stimpy "I can hardly contain myself."
cookiesm - 23k - a kid "You wanna buy some cookies, mister?"
cooler - 17k - from Hogan's Heroes, Col. Klink "Take this man to the cooler."
coolest - 18k - male "Oh, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
coolman - 13k - cartoon dog "Real cool, man."
cooltoy - 23k - from Toy Story, Woody "You are a cool toy."
copies - 13k - from SNL, Rob Schnieder "Making copies."
coreapp - 21k - from Honeymooners, Norton "But, can it core a apple?"
coremelt - 24k - female computer "Core meltdown in ten seconds."
cork - 6k - pulling a champagne cork
corkpop - 12k - pulling a champagne cork and a pop
corksukr - 30k - male "Why you miserable corksucker."
correcta - 15k - male "Correctamundo!"
count - 23k - Title character from movie Drop Dead Fred "O.K. close your eyes and count to a million."
covered - 24k - Droopy Dog "Keep me covered, ma."
cowboy - 30k - from Toy Story, the shark "Look, I'm a cowboy... Howdy howdy howdy."
crakrsbd - 35k - from Duck Soup, Groucho "I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed. I'm expecting company."
cranky - 26k - child "You're cranky and you need a nap."
crazy - 27k - Lucy Arnaz "What's the matter with you? Are you crazy or something?"
crazy2 - 30k - Alice from Dilbert? "Perhaps you're not as stupid and crazy as I always tell people you are."
crazyper - 18k - Kevin Meaney "You're like a crazy person."
crunchy - 31k - from a Monty Python skit, male "I think if we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?"
crusade4 - 25k - from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade "Our situation has not improved."
crypt - 32k - Crypt-keeper's laff
crzylaff - 13k - a corny laff
culayta - 11k - cute kid "See ya later."
cup_tea - 33k - from Labyrinth, worm "Come inside and have a nice cup of tea."
cutdat - 18k - Bugs Bunny "Cut dat out!"
cute-1 - 17k - Dot Warner "I'm the cute one!"
cutebut2 - 32k - from MST3K, Tom Servo "Saayy, look at the cute butt on me, will ya."
cutebutt - 31k - female "Did you see his cute butt? Woohoo!"
cutethng - 30k - Sally from Peanuts "You say the cutest things."
cutitout - 29k - Lucy from Peanuts "You better cut it out right now or I'll pound you."
cyber - 35k - Johnny Bravo "Let's just say I take up a lot of cyberspace."
cyberho - 14k - male "You're a walking cluster fuck."
cyberwmn - 16k - female "Virtual reality is real."
cybrbabe - 28k - female "I love being a cyberbabe."
cyclops - 23k - from Armageddon, Rockhound "Okay, cyclops lady is starting to bug me."
cylon - 15k - a Cylon "By your command."

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daffylaff - 19k - Daffy Duck "Muhahahahaa!"
dagger - 8k - sound of a dagger being thrown and hitting
dalilama - 21k - male "Who died and made you the Dali Lama?"
damjim - 24k - Dr. McCoy "Dammit Jim, what the hell is the matter with you?"
damjim2 - 15k - Mr. Spock "One damn minute, Admiral."
damn - 24k - several males saying 'damn'
danger - 11k - robot "Danger! Danger!"
dark - 24k - Johnny Bravo "Man, it's dark in here."
darln - 21k - Conway Twitty "Hello darling."
datahail - 16k - from Star Trek TNG, Data "Captain, we are being hailed."
datameta - 18k - from Star Trek TNG, Data "Interesting metaphor, Doctor."
dave - 12k - male "Dave's not here."
dave2 - 34k - male "Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive."
davelaff - 20k - David Letterman's laughter
dayoff - 9k - male "Can I have the day off."
dbltalk - 16k - 3 Stooges, Curly "Are you trying to give me the double talk?"
ddntdoit - 24k - child "I didn't do it."
ddwatlag - 25k - Daffy Duck "Watch your language, bud. We're on the air."
dearchld - 24k - male "Dear child, what on earth are you complaining about?"
deargod - 29k - Greg's mom from Dharma and Greg "Oh dear god, let the Earth just open and swallow me."
deathlos - 18k - Ted from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey "Sorry Death, you lose!"
deephurt - 27k - Several voices faking emotion "Deep hurt."
deepstuf - 11k - male "That's in the deep stuff."
defile - 28k - male "I have not yet begun to defile myself."
degrade - 30k - 3 Stooges, Moe "Wait a minute, wait a minute, this would degrade you."
deity - 27k - C3po "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."
delghtd - 22k - scary male "I'd be delighted."
delicius - 14k - Agent Scully "Hmmm, looks delicious."
delirius - 32k - Agent Scully "You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep."
deluni - 17k - female "Delete universe."
democrat - 16k - Cartman "Democrat's piss me off."
denied - 13k - from Wayne's World, Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell "Denied!"
depressn - 25k - male "And then, depression set in."
deranged - 27k - male "Well, I suppose I'm deranged."
deserve - 27k - from Lion King, Scar "I don't think you really deserve this."
despic - 24k - Daffy Duck "You're despicable."
destroyd - 36k - Star Trek computer "The holographic imaging system has been destroyed."
destroyu - 30k - Darth Vader "Don't make Me destroy you."
destruct - 29k - Mission Impossible, original series! "This disk will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
dethking - 14k - from Lion King, Scar "The death of the king."
dethster - 19k - from Lost Boys "Death by stereo!"
devil - 30k - Agent Mulder "Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?"
dickwad - 22k - Arnie from Terminator2 "Chill out, dickwad."
diditwrk - 7k - male "Did it work?"
diehappy - 25k - male "I can die happy right now."
digup - 32k - from Aladdin, Iago "Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?"
dingdong - 25k - Chandler from Friends "Ding dong, the psycho's gone."
dingy - 15k - Chris Farley from Tommy Boy "Quit playing with your dingy." Thanks Spiritual_Sky for the correction
dinner2 - 26k - from Toy Story, Woody "Sorry guys, but dinner's cancelled."
dirtymnd - 35k - clip from Jackyl song "Dirty little mind, dirty little mind, dirty little mind."
dirtywin - 35k - Daffy Duck "There. Now you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore."
disappnt - 28k - from Lion King, Mufasa "Simba, I'm very disappointed in you."
disco - 21k - female? "Assume that you are a geek and disco is dead."
disgrunt - 28k - from Dilbert, the pointy-haired boss "Everybody down! He's becoming disgruntled."
distract - 30k - male "Excuse me, could I just distract you for a brief second?"
dizzyu - 34k - 3 Stooges, Curly "Can I help it if I was born dizzy?" Moe "I'll dizzy you!" (slap) Curly "Ooh."
dngrwomn - 20k - Home Improvement, Tim "I live with a very dangerous woman."
dntknw - 16k - Grover "I don't know."
do4money - 18k - Garfield "The things I do for money."
doc-emrg - 30k - from Star Trek Voyager, the doctor "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
doesmatt - 13k - male "It doesn't matter."
doesmomy - 20k - female "Does your mommy know you're on here?"
doggybag - 26k - Charlie Sheen "Keep it up you'll be carrying your face home in a doggybag."
dogonit - 12k - male "Dog-gone it."
doinhere - 30k - Sarge from Gomer Pyle "What is this? What's going on here? What are you people doing here?"
dojob - 31k - from Ghostbusters, the Mayor "You do your job pencil-neck, don't tell me how to do mine!"
donna - 26k - from the Donna Reed Show, Donna "Jeff, don't jiggle the oven. I've got biscuits baking."
dont_hug - 10k - Worf "Do not hug me."
dontget - 20k - male "You people just don't get it!"
dontgetit - 7k - from Toy Story, Hamm "I don't get it."
dontgiva - 16k - male "But I don't give a shit!"
dontgo2 - 13k - from Aladdin, Aladdin "Hey, wait a minute. Don't go."
donthink - 18k - Buzz Lightyear "Don't even think about, cowboy."
dontlaff - 29k - Worf "I do not laugh because I do not feel like laughing."
dontleav - 29k - child "Please, please don't leave me."
dontlet - 25k - silly "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out now!"
dontmove - 30k - from Coming to America "Anybody move I'll blow your fuckin' head off!"
dontping - 34k - male "Ah-ah! No no no, I don't ping on the first date now."
dontsit - 30k - male with southern accent, "Don't sit there. You're gonna smash your brains."
dontspam - 22k - from Monty Python's Flying Circus "I don't like Spam!"
dontst - 23k - woman in passion "Don't stop."
donttake - 21k - Tommy Chong "hey, hey don't take those man."
dontthnk - 15k - Spock "No, I don't think so."
dontwant - 9k - female "I don't want it."
dotmarry - 25k - Dot Warner "I'm gonna marry that man."
downtown - 34k - Peter "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
doyamind - 24k - Fran from the Nanny "Do ya mind? We're talkin' here."
dragon - 23k - a dragon noise
dreamon - 8k - silly male "Dream On!"
dreddlaw - 33k - from Dr. Dredd, Sly "I am The Law!"
drivslow - 31k - from Bad Boys, Will Smith "You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."
drmroll2 - 15k - drum roll
drool - 23k - Beavis "Let's tape him to the floor and drool on him."
dropby - 35k - from Star Wars, Han Solo(?) "Good morning! Nice of you guys to drop by."
drop-in - 23k - Max Headroom "ni-ni-ni-nice of you to drop in."
dropwndo - 9k - I don't know who named this file, but it sounds more like someone getting spanked then a window dropping.
drsnsbug - 12k - Dr. Scratch-N-Sniff "Leave me alone!"
drunktst - 19k - Steve Martin? "Damn your drunk tests are hard."
drybrain - 29k - from I Love Lucy "Something's happened to my brain. It's all dried up."
dsmail - 18k - from Duck Soup, Groucho "Any mail for me while I was gone?"
dsnogood - 13k - from Duck Soup, Chico "Thatsa no good."
dsnthurt - 22k - scary male "That doesn't hurt."
dubage - 27k - from Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson "So, Ahab. Can I bum my dubage?"
dullard - 12k - Q from Star Trek "He's such a dullard, isn't he?"
dullday - 27k - Bugs Bunny "And I thought this was going to be a dull day."
dumb_ass - 12k - Butthead "You dumbass."
dumb-ass - 21k - Gene Wilder "You dumb asshole!"
dumbass2 - 23k - male "Well I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumbass."
dumbast - 35k - Gene Wilder "You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!"
dumber - 24k - Yakko Warner "Whoa, dumber than advertised."
dumlooks - 14k - male "I'm not as dumb as he looks."
dummee - 33k - two males "This guy is smart." "Very smart. He has an I.Q."
dump - 16k - female "What a dump."
dumquest - 21k - male "Are we finished with the dumb questions?"
dumswede - 30k - Walter Matthau? "Hey, watch your mouth, you dumb friggin swede."
dumthing - 17k - Wally from Leave it to Beaver "What a dumb thing to do!"
dunghead - 12k - male "You're a big dunghead."
duotalk - 31k - from original Batman tv show, police chief "You're lucky the dynamic duo will talk to you at all."
dwee - 15k - "Dweeee."
dweebie - 29k - Judd Nelson from movie The Breakfast Club "You're a neo maxie zoom dweebie."

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earlgrey - 11k - from Star Trek TNG, Captain Picard "Tea, earl grey, hot."
eatme - 20k - from Lion King, Pumbaa "She's gonna eat me!"
eatnow - 21k - female "Come in and eat dinner. Now!"
edimunst - 23k - from Lost Boys "Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!"
eeaauuhh - 34k - not even going to try to describe this
eek - 13k - "Eeeek."
eep - 11k - surprise!
eesh - 7k - male "Eesh!"
eewwww - 19k - for those truly gross occasions... "Ewwwwwwwww."
eeyore - 20k - Eeyore "Thanks for noticing me"
eglanded - 32k - Neil Armstrong "Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed."
ego - 16k - Maude "The ego on you."
ekg - 30k - sound of an EKG monitor
elbows - 30k - female "I have pointy elbows, and I am not afraid to use them!"
elfbite - 19k - silly male "Hey, bite me!"
elflaff - 25k - Punz tickling Elf :)
elflife - 35k - from Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Sam the Snowman "Ah well, such is the life of an elf."
elfmad - 20k - silly male "You better watch it. You're gonna make me mad."
elfpract - 31k - from Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Elf Boss "Fall out for Elf Practice."
emotion - 21k - Spock "I'm not capable of that emotion."
emotionl - 24k - from Armageddon, Bear "I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?"
emrgncy - 20k - male "We have a serious emergency on our hands."
emrgncy2 - 18k - Kramer "Come on! It's an emergency!"
encore2 - 23k - male "What do you do for an encore? Fall asleep?"
endhere - 18k - Arnie "It has to end here."
endsbad - 33k - male "Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end."
endtrip - 9k - male "We're here!"
enema - 22k - male "Put him in a straight-jacket and give him an enema."
enema2 - 24k - Jack Nicholson as Joker "This town needs an enema."
energiz2 - 14k - sound of the transporter from Star Trek
engage - 9k - Capt. Picard "Engage."
enginers - 23k - Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park "God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."
entering - 17k - male "Now entering Cyber Space!"
erased - 25k - Arnie "Relax. You've been erased."
erased2 - 25k - from Back to the Future, Doc Brown "Erased from existence."
erect - 25k - Home Improvement, Jill "I believe he was never fully erect either."
erection - 26k - male "Oh god, now I've got an erection."
error - 30k - male "You've just commited a fatal error, there's nothing we can do for you."
evenfor - 19k - male "That's impossible, even for a computer."
excellnt - 29k - Bill & Ted "Excellent" followed by guitar clip
excelnt - 11k - Bill & Ted "EXCELLENT!!"
exclude - 7k - male "Exclude!"
excludem - 12k - another male "Exclude."
excuse - 17k - "Excuse me?"
exitleft - 18k - Snaggle Puss "Exit, stage left!"
expcting - 26k - Darth Vader "The Emperor has been expecting you."
explain - 30k - male "I will not try to even explain that to myself."
eyeballs - 29k - Buzz "My eyeballs could have been sucked from their socket."