SO THERE I WAS SEE, MINDIN' ME OWN BUSINESS AND HERE COME THIS BASTARD MAN IN A DRESS AND FUNNY HAT SCREAMIN' "GET AWAY GENTILE." SO I SEZ "GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE YA BLOODY PINKO FAIRY." THEN PHILTHY SLAPS ME AND SAYS,"LEM YOU'RE DRUNK ON THE VATICAN LAWN AGAIN." ITALY! HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I GET THERE? SO'S I TOLD OLD JOHN PAUL TO BUG OFF, THEN THIS LIGHTNIN' BOLT COMES FOR ME NOGGIN' AND 'POOF' HERE I IS! ALL FLAMIN' AND HOT...DAMNED FOR ALL TIME.
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