TOP TEN REASONS
  For Anakin to go to the Dark Side:

BY
SHAWN "Whitewolf" SMITH

 

10: "Tastes great/less filling " argument with Mace Windu

9: Palpatine offers him a Klondike bar( What would you do ?)

8: Decides he really looks good in black

7: Jar-Jar( that would do it for me, too)

6: Caught making "900" calls from the Jedi temple

5: He just likes strangling people with his mind...the lightside just doesn't measure up

4: Furious that a character with only three lines is a thousand times more popular (Darth Maul or Boba Fett...you pick)

3: Found out that as Darth Vader, his voice would be done by the great James Earl Jones

2: Thought he could try the darkside without actually inhaling

1: Coruscant parking stress
 

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