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TOP TEN REASONS
For Anakin
to go to the Dark Side:
BY
SHAWN "Whitewolf"
SMITH
10: "Tastes great/less filling " argument with Mace Windu
9: Palpatine offers him a Klondike bar( What would you do ?)
8: Decides he really looks good in black
7: Jar-Jar( that would do it for me, too)
6: Caught making "900" calls from the Jedi temple
5: He just likes strangling people with his mind...the lightside just doesn't measure up
4: Furious that a character with only three lines is a thousand times more popular (Darth Maul or Boba Fett...you pick)
3: Found out that as Darth Vader, his voice would be done by the great James Earl Jones
2: Thought he could try the darkside without actually inhaling
1: Coruscant parking stress
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