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Ian Brazee-Cannon
Piett- Party, party, party, we're going to a party.
Veers- I'm just glad I was invited.
Motti- The invitation said to bring you.
Veers- Hopefully there'll be a few droids to entertain me
Piett- Party, party, party...
Motti- Will you stop that. Here's the place. Oh no...
Piett- Cool, it's another crossover. I love these things.
Bossk- Sith Spawn, not them. Bad things happen
Whenever the Imperial Officers show up
Greedo- It can't get too crazy. The invitation clearly said
No weapons. What could go wrong?
Bossk- Isn't that always a bad omen?
Sio Bibble- Darn, more people who are not from Naboo
Now Sabe, as the only one here who can vote
On Naboo, I really think I should tell about my
Ideas to...
Sabe- Is this Amidala's new way to get at me?
It's torture beyond what I thought she was capable
Veers- 4-LOM, it's been awhile. Come give me a hug.
4-LOM- You stay away from me now. My therapist told
Me to avoid those who use me for purposes
Outside of my programing
Motti- So, who's throwing this party?
Bossk- Don't know
Tarpals- Piett, good to see you. At least someone brought
Something to drink
Piett- Really? Where? I could use a good stiff drink.
Greedo- From talking with everyone, I get the impression
That no one knows who our host is, or even what
This party is for.
Lego Vader- Good, you're all here.
Bossk- That little dweeb set up this party?
Luke- Father, I sense the good in you.
Lego Vader- Cram it. You had your chance, but little
Miss tough girl here told me to get lost
Pit Droid had hoped never to see that annoying little creature again, but here it was. Now Pit Droid wanted to figure out how to make it shut down
Lego Vader- Enough with the narrative you pile of scrap.
Now it is time for you to pay.
I will get my revenge against you
Motti- Yeah? You and what army?
Lego Vader- Glad you asked
Lego Vader- This army here.
Motti- Oh Sith Spawn.
Sio Bibble- Now see here. Can't we just sit down and
Talk this over like rational people?
Lego Vader- No
Denger- I think I just wet myself
Lego Vader- Now, if you would all prepare to die.
Lego Vader- Go my soldiers! DEATH TO THE
NON-LEGOS!!!
Piett- Now this is my kind of party. Where's the booze?
Greedo- The Legos are going to kill us you idiot.
Tarpals- I knew I should never have left the swamps.
Legos- DEATH TO THE NON-LEGOS!!!
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!
Bossk- I blame you guys for this, you know.
Motti- What? We had nothing to do with this
Bossk- You're the ones who created this
Dweeb to begin with
Motti- Yeah, well you are the ones who
Started the crossovers.
Bossk- Sure, pin the whole thing on us now
Greedo- Uh guys, maybe we should have this
Conversation later. You know, after
The threat of death has ended
Continued In
The Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 25
Special thanks to
R.T.'s Star
Wars Action Figure Humor
ST-321, Revenge
of Sabe
Affejungen's
Bantha Fodder, and
The
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