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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
 
 

Lego Vader: Now where I am?  There's someone who might be able to help.

Lego Vader: You there, tell me where I am.
Pit Droid was puzzled by the strange little rude creature.  He had never seen such a creature before and wondered where it had come from.
Lego Vader: Hello! I'm talking to you.
Pit Droid did not like this creature.  He thought that maybe if he ignored it, it would go away.
 
 

Lego Vader: Is that a narrative I hear?  What kind of weird place is this?
Pit Droid was very upset that the strange little creature would not leave him alone.  He thought that maybe if he hit the little creature on the nose, it would fold up and shut down.
Lego Vader: You touch my nose and I'm going to recycle you into a wookie's toilet.
How was this creature able to read Pit Droid's mind.  The idea spooked Pit Droid.

Lego Vader: I don't read minds you idiotic droid. You have a narrative telling me everything.
Pit Droid was confused by what the little creature had to say, but he was glad the little creature was leaving.
Lego Vader: Maybe those two over there can talk for themselves.

Lego Vader: Hi. Could you tell me where I am?
Liea and Ackbar had found a nice, peaceful place to talk about their future together.  Yet they could not hide their passion from each other.
Lego Vader: Not more narrative.  Is anyone able to actually talk around this place?

Their passion won over as Ackbar kissed Liea as though this might be their last moment together. Looking into each other's eyes, they knew the time was right. Liea was going to convince Ackbar that he was making a mistake if he decided to become a woman.
Lego Vader: Okay, now this is just wrong.  There are some lines that should never be crossed, even by this web ring. I'm leaving.

Mini-Maul: Banzai!!
Lego Vader: Someone who can talk.  About time.  Can you tell me where I am?
Mini-Maul: Banzai!! Banzai!! Banzai!!
Lego Vader: I am starting to miss the narrative.  Wait a moment, you're another Lego, like me. What's your name?
Mini-Maul: Mini-Maul. Banzai!!
Lego Vader: Mini-Maul? Oh, I am getting a headache from all this.

Liea and Ackbar were lost in the heat of passion.  The world around them no longer seemed to exist.
Pit Droid was confused by the strange activity the flesh creatures were engaged in.  It looked to be painful to him.  This was one of those times he was real glad to not be flesh.
Lego Vader: I need to get out of here.  But thanks to you, my new friend, now I know what I need to do.  Revenge will be mine at last.  Will you follow me, Mini-Maul?
Mini-Maul: Banzai?