I really like it here Mara.  Look, that cloud looks just like my old T-16.
I didn't bring you to this remote area to look at clouds. I have something much more fun in mind.
Oh, you want to play tag. 1...2...3... not it

Luke, good I found you.  Now, I am your father.  Come, join me and together we can...
Get lost freak.  This is a private picnic.
Besides, you ain't even the same toy line as us. How can you be his father?
That's not important.  I need Luke's help to get my revenge upon...

That's it you little piece of filth.  Leave now, or I'm going to decorate this valley with your insides
Okay, okay.  Just calm down.  What is it with women and guns
But Mara, what if I wanted to join him?
Shut up.  Being violent makes me hot, so you better be ready for some action

There should be laws against people like that having guns.
I mean it's just not safe to bully those weaker than you any more
Bossk, what is that?
I Think it's one of those Lego things.
Funny looking little guy ain't he.

You two look like worthy warriors.  I am searching for soldiers to led...
I wonder what he looks like under that mask
Let's find out

Hey, that's mine
You're uglier than Denger, and that's saying something
Yeah...Hey, wait a moment
Give me my mask back
And what are you going to do if I don't?

I'll move my lightsaber a couple more inches up
Uh...Maybe I should give you your mask back
Come on, be a man.
I want to stay a man, think you very much.

Damn Lego people. I think I hate them more than I do mammals
What, that's it?  No fighting?
Just leave it alone.  I'm going to find something small and furry to kill.
This is getting absurd.
You would think I could find at least one worthy ally somewhere in this web ring.

To Be Continued...

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