|
|
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
And so the heated debates for the position of Governor of Naboo continues.
Governor Sio Bibble and his opponent, the Spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, live
at Theed High School
Sio Bibble: When I chased the Trade Federation off our beloved planet,
I realized then that...
Qui-Gon: You had nothing to do with chasing the Federation off the
planet.
Sio Bibble: And just how many battle droids did you destroy before
your death? None. I eliminated several dozen myself.
Qui-Gon: Yes after they were already shut down.
Lego Vader: Good evening people of Naboo.
Sio Bibble: What the hell is this?
Lego Vader: I am here to announce that I will also be running for the
position of Governor of Naboo.
Sio Bibble: Oh good grief. This is getting idiotic now.
Sio Bibble: Besides, you can't run for Governor. You weren't born
here.
Lego Vader: Neither was Mister transparent there.
Qui-Gon: Since I died on Naboo I was reborn as a spirit on Naboo.
Technically that means I can run for office.
Sio Bibble: He's right. I tried that reasoning to begin with.
Now get lost you little brat.
Lego Vader: That does it. This place is coming down.
Qui-Gon: Do not give in to your anger. That leads to the dark side.
Lego Vader: I'm already there air head.
Sio Bibble: Security!!! Security!!!
Panaka: Okay, give the weapon here.
Lego Vader: Hey, that's mine. Give it back.
Panaka: Come along little fellow. You're in trouble.
Lego Vader: You'll pay for this.
Sio Bibble: The people they let run around loose in this universe.
Qui-Gon: You realize I'm going to kick your butt in this election.
Sio Bibble: Oh Shut up
Lego Vader: I'll remember this. You'll all pay for this, I promise
you...
To Be Continued...
Back to:
Special thanks to
ST-321
