by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
 

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the one and only
Bounty Hunter Bonanza!  The late night talk show
featuring the Star Wars characters you  never got to
know.  Now here is your  host, everyone's favorite
Rodian, Greedo!
 

Greedo:  Hello, and welcome to another wonderful show.
My producers have promised a big surprise for tonight.
They even left me in the dark as to who our guest will be.
I can hardly wait.

Greedo: Now 4-LOM, before you get a chance to say anything insulting,
introduce the guest, sit-down and let me do my show.

4-LOM: Whatever you want, your high and mighty butt kisser.
Hum... This doesn't make sense.

Greedo: What now?

4-LOM: The guest for tonight.  I don't think he should be on the show

Greedo: Just introduce him.  I'm sure your just have a  glitch in your programing.

4-LOM: Okay, I tried to warn you.
Our guest tonight is none other than...
Lego Vader

Greedo: What?

Lego Vader: Hello

Greedo: How'd  he get on the show?

4-LOM: Told ya it didn't make sense

Lego Vader: Thanks for having me guys

Greedo: I'm sorry, but there's been some mistake.
This show is for the Star Wars characters people never got to know

Lego Vader: Yes, that's me.

Greedo: But, you're Vader.  Everyone knows Vader.  He's a central character.

Lego Vader: I paid good money to get on this show
You better start treating me with a little respect,
Or I'll show you the power of the Darkside.

Greedo: Yeah, I'm really scared now.

Lego Vader: I'm making a name for myself.
If I have to tear through you to do it, then so be it.

4-LOM: Fight!!! Fight!!!
Come on Lego Vader
Kick his spiny green @$$
 

Greedo: Now let's just calm down.
I'm sure we can work this out in a non-violent way

4-LOM; Stop talking and fight.
I want to see blood.

Lego Vader: So you'll interview me then.

Greedo: Let's see what the Jawas have to say first.
COME AND GET HIM GUYS!!!

Lego Vader: Jawas?

Jawas: Utinni utninninnn utin utni utinin

Lego Vader: Hey! What are you doing? Put me down.
You can't treat me like this.  The universe must learn of my greatness.

Greedo: Good-bye little guy
I won't miss you.

4-LOM: One of those little creeps made off with my data pad.
When did we get Jawas working for us?

Greedo: They come and go.

4-LOM: What are you going to tell the producers?

Greedo: I'll just blame it on you like always.

Lego Vader: You'll pay for this...

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