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Luke's Bachelor Party
Story By Ian Brazee-Cannon
Pictures by he who tagged me, Zach of
The
Sour Kraut's Galactic Action Figure Humor Site
Porkin- Surprise kid
Greedo- Yeah, surprise
Han- Did we surprise you?
Luke- I'll say. Aren't those two dead?
Han- Details, details.
Scotty- It's a fine party ya have here.
Han- Who invited him?
Porkins- Uh...well he is my brother.
Han- You're Scottish?
Porkins- No, why do you ask?
Scotty- Now when's the fun begin
Luke- Yeah, let's get this thing going
Scotty- Here, I brought some of the finest Romulan ale
Han- Never heard of the stuff.
Potter- He hangs out in some really strange places. He works for some Federation in a galaxy far, far away.
Luke- Let's get this party started. Where's the entertainment?
Han- Hey greenbean, where's the stripper?
Greedo- The what?
Han- You were suppose to get a stripper for tonight.
Scotty- Now give us a swig here
Luke- It's my party, and I want the whole bottle
Scotty- Why ya little...I'm gon'na...
Porkin- Chill out little brother
Scotty- Why'd he have to be so mean ta me still. Momma always liked him best.
Greedo- Uh...Yeah. You poor thing. Get off me.
Porkins- Although you know, you could learn to share Luke.
Luke- This party's for me and I want the whole bottle. Now where are the strippers? I want strippers.
Porkins- Good, more guest are showing up
Luke- Aren't all these guys dead?
Porkins- For some reason it was hard to find living people who would come to this thing. Anyway, I just called for a stripper. One should be here any moment now.
Luke- Nudity, nudity, nudity
Biggs- I forgot how annoying he got when he was drinking.
Porkins- Here's a vid to entertain you.
C-3P0- I heard about your dilemma sirs and I have come to fix the problem. How would you like me to shake my booty?
Luke- Yeah baby...Yeah...whoo...This is some good stuff here...
Biggs- This reminds of the time Wormy there got drunk and tried to get lucky with one of his uncle's vaporators
Greedo- Too much information there. I think this party has just crossed a line that I want no part of.
BLAST!!!
Han- That's enough of that goldenrod.
C-3P0- Why master Han? Why?
Ten Numb- It was a mercy killing.
Greedo- As long as it wasn't me this time.
Luke- This vid is getting boring...Oh, I'm not feeling very good...
Wedge- I'm here and I have the stripper right behind me. Are we ready for some entertainment?
Han- The groom is passed out and the droid's been blown to bits. I'm ready.
Greedo- Told you it wasn't my job to get the stripper.
Wedge- I'm guessing there's no Jedi drinking trick.
Luke- Aunt Beru, I got a headache...Why's the room spinning?
And now to pick on the new guy.
Lance Quazar of Quazar's
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