Piett on the Move

So what's going on here?
At least I hope that is what you are asking
After the events of Imperial Officers' Club Episode 33
Piett goes off on his own.
Here you will be able to follow Piett
As he makes his way through the universe.

A Visit to the Muppet Show


Jamming with the band Piett- Are you ready to rock? Floyd- Man, get off the stage. We're in The middle of a show. Animal- Rock!!!	Learning from Gonzo Gonzo- It's very important if you don't want To die that you... Piett- Can I keep the cape when I'm done? Gonzo- No, it's mine Piett- Now what were you saying? Gonzo- I don't remember. Piett- Then light the fuse

1/17/03

A Visit to the Terror Dome

Piett- So what does this button do?
C.C.- Will you stop playing with everything.
        You already sent a whole unit to the middle of Ethiopia
        To find some missing droids and a bottle of gin

Piett- Hey baby. Come here often?
Zarana- Get lost loser. This isn't a bar.
             Where's Road Pig when you need him?
Piett- Is this a happening place or what?

Piett- I took them all out it no time.
Major Blood- But they were out men.
Piett- Sorry about that then
Piett- Wow, these soldiers are really quiet and well mannered
Dr. Mindbender- They're androids.
Piett- You can get droids to to act this way.
         Wow, all the droids from where I come
          From have major attitude problems

1/26/03

Hello From Somewhere

Piett- Hey buddy, you gonna share some of that rum?
         Hello, anybody home. I asked you a question
         Man, how rude can you get. Some people.
         Fine, I'll just leave you to your rum then.
         Oh come-on, just a sip...
2/1/03

The Rebel Hanger

Piett- So when can I take one of these for a test flight?
Wedge- Do you have any idea where you are?
Piett- The used spacecraft dealership. I must say your
Sales people really wear some ugly suits.
Wedge- At least I now know we can win this war
2/1/03

Discovering New Lands

Piett- Now I'm seeing little gold and silver men. That's a new for me.
Morlack (Gold guy on horse)- What manner of giant be thee?
Piett- They talk funny too.
Rythiel (Silver guy on horse)- Slay the giant men. He smells of rum
And looks to carry enough to last us many a year.
2/3/03

A Trip To Hogwarts

Sorting Hat- Slith..Huffle...no, Raven...No
              Griffin...Uhh...It hurts...
Piett- I'm hearing a new voice in my head.
         This is cool.
Dumbledore- This has never happened before
                     I have a feeling this will led to
                     Nothing good

Piett- I'd always wanted to attend a private school
Harry- Welcome to Hogwarts then.
Piett- So when's the next panty raid?
Harry- The what?
Piett- Are we having a kegger tonight?
Harry- Uhh...A what?

Piett- What a nice cloak you got there.
Lockhart- You really like it? I think it accents
                My face perfectly. Don't you?
Piett- I like shiny things.
Lockhart- I think the two of us are going to
                Get along well.

Dumbledore- What happened here?
Piett- Just having a little get together to loosen up
Harry- Why won't the room stop spinning?
Dumbledore- I going to have to ask you to
                     Leave my school now
Piett- He's just kid. Go easy on him
Dumbledore- Not him, you.

Done at the request of Shawn 'Whitewolf' Smith

2/16/03

Passing Through Springfield

Piett- I'll have a bloody mary
Lunch lady Doris- Not you again. I already told
                      You we don't serve alcohol here.
Willie- I'll take care of him.
Piett- Oh, it's one of those types of bars
Willie- What's that's suppose to mean?

Cletus- Why look e'here. It's my cousin.
             Mr. Big shot army guy.
Piett- Cletus, it's been a while. How's your sister?
Cletus- We's done and got married.
             It was meant to be.
Piett- And mom wonders why I don't keep up
         With her side of the family.

Snake- This is like a stick up dude.
Piett- I thought it was called a gun.
Snake- No man, give me all you money.
Piett- My money? Why would I do that?
Snake- If you don't I'll so blow your head off.
Piett- That's not a very friendly thing to do.
         Ever think about becoming an Imperial Officer?

Cletus- Was you's at Moe's cousin?
Piett- I don't know. Why?
Cletus- I's not allowed in theres no more.
            Ever'since I washed my feet in the
            Pickled egg jar
Piett- Better down another bottle before my mind
         Starts catching up with events
Barney- That's how I make it through the day

2/17/03

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Piett- So what does this button do? C.C.- Will you stop playing with everything. You already sent a whole unit to the middle of Ethiopia To find some missing droids and a bottle of gin	Piett- Hey baby. Come here often? Zarana- Get lost loser. This isn't a bar. Where's Road Pig when you need him? Piett- Is this a happening place or what?
Piett- I took them all out it no time. Major Blood- But they were out men. Piett- Sorry about that then	Piett- Wow, these soldiers are really quiet and well mannered Dr. Mindbender- They're androids. Piett- You can get droids to to act this way. Wow, all the droids from where I come From have major attitude problems

Sorting Hat- Slith..Huffle...no, Raven...No Griffin...Uhh...It hurts... Piett- I'm hearing a new voice in my head. This is cool. Dumbledore- This has never happened before I have a feeling this will led to Nothing good	Piett- I'd always wanted to attend a private school Harry- Welcome to Hogwarts then. Piett- So when's the next panty raid? Harry- The what? Piett- Are we having a kegger tonight? Harry- Uhh...A what?
Piett- What a nice cloak you got there. Lockhart- You really like it? I think it accents My face perfectly. Don't you? Piett- I like shiny things. Lockhart- I think the two of us are going to Get along well.	Dumbledore- What happened here? Piett- Just having a little get together to loosen up Harry- Why won't the room stop spinning? Dumbledore- I going to have to ask you to Leave my school now Piett- He's just kid. Go easy on him Dumbledore- Not him, you.

Piett- I'll have a bloody mary Lunch lady Doris- Not you again. I already told You we don't serve alcohol here. Willie- I'll take care of him. Piett- Oh, it's one of those types of bars Willie- What's that's suppose to mean?	Cletus- Why look e'here. It's my cousin. Mr. Big shot army guy. Piett- Cletus, it's been a while. How's your sister? Cletus- We's done and got married. It was meant to be. Piett- And mom wonders why I don't keep up With her side of the family.
Snake- This is like a stick up dude. Piett- I thought it was called a gun. Snake- No man, give me all you money. Piett- My money? Why would I do that? Snake- If you don't I'll so blow your head off. Piett- That's not a very friendly thing to do. Ever think about becoming an Imperial Officer?	Cletus- Was you's at Moe's cousin? Piett- I don't know. Why? Cletus- I's not allowed in theres no more. Ever'since I washed my feet in the Pickled egg jar Piett- Better down another bottle before my mind Starts catching up with events Barney- That's how I make it through the day