The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents Just Some More One Shots
Ephont Mon- I feel rather cheated by Hasbro.
You getting to be a deluxe,
While I get stuck as a regular figure
Amanaman- I came with a skeleton, a staff and the little
Monkey-bird guy. I was a deluxe.
Ephont Mon- Keep your fantasy then. All that plastic
Would still only fill up half of my mold
Piett- But it's a traditional tavern game
Gimli- I care not for your traditions. As I said before,
'No one tosses
a dwarf'.
Barney- Ahh, you're no fun
Trap-Jaw- So then I forgot which hand was which and
Wiped with the right hand. Needless to say,
I stopped drinking heavy after that night
Motti- That was more information than I asked for.
I'm going
to go bang my head against a wall until
I get
that visual out of my mind
Piett- But I just want a scotch on the rocks
Lunchlady Doris- Try the teacher's lounge.
We don't serve alcohol in a
Grade school cafeteria.
Rod- Mister, are you from Vegas?
Todd- You smell like Vegas mom did.
Playskol Vader- I have come to conquer you all and
Show the universe my power
Piett- Wow, look. Vader shrunk in the wash
Motti- Not another one. Get lost bozo. We already have
One pint-sized
geek, Vader wanna-be,
With a big ego
on this site.
We don't need
a second one
Jar-Jar- Anni, iss being so good to see you again
Anakin- Jar-Jar? Oh right, I had heard something about
Boss Nass getting rid of you as soon as he could.
Jar-Jar- No, no. Messa bombbad senator aid now.
Anakin- So what do you do then? It must be important work
Jar-Jar- Messa no allowed to do anything but lick envelopes
Messa
very good at that
