The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents More of the Same One Shots
Ephant Mon- I am not an animal, I am a human being
Piett- I'm not drunk enough to believe that one.
Otto- Wow dude, you guys are the coolest
Motti- Oh no, not another one.
Where
do you find these guys Piett?
Piett- At the library and the art museum or while wondering
Through traffic, staring
at shining things
Spider-Man- I don't need a sidekick, and I don't think you would
Work as a villain for part two
Motti- But I can do it, I know I can. Just give me the chance
Spider-Man- I don't have time for this. I gotta go get it on
with MJ.
Motti- By the power of...uhh...damn this thing is heavy
Skeletor- For some reason I do not believe you are He-Man
Motti- No, really I am. Just give me a moment
Piett- Why do you have a dead animal on your head?
Lott Dod- Are you implying that I wear a hair piece?
I am insulted. I have never worn a wig in my life.
Motti- Then something took a real nasty dump in your hat
Motti- What's happening?
Piett- Some kind of giant feline thing has got us.
Motti- We better dump our cargo of tuna then.
