The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
Droid One Shots
 


REX- So if you want me to be part of your droid themed 
          One Shots, Veers can't be in them.
Idea Guy- Sounds fair to me
Veers- Droids everywhere and I can't be there. 
           I'll be good. 
           Let me stand around in the background at least. 
           I won't touch them, I promise
Idea Guy- Sorry, the guests need to feel safe.


Joser- Wow man, your trash cans are walking away. 
           I wish I had cool trash cans like those.
Piett- Those aren't trash cans, those are asstramexess
Joser- That's a funny name.
R3-D3- This place is frightening.
R3-T7- Yes I know.  It only gets worse though


Pit Droid- Everyday it's 'Do this' or 'Fix that'. I feel as though
               All I can do with my existence is be used by people
REX- Well, you do know your a droid right?  You were built
          To serve people.  There's no way around that.


Piett- Hey look, it's Johnny Five.  Number Five is alive.
         Come on say it.
G2-4T- Yeah, yeah, very funny.  You don't know how hard
           It was for me after Short Circuit 2.  This was the 
           Only job I could find
Piett- I'll give you a buck if you say the line.
G2-4T- 'Number Five is Alive'. I feel so dirty.


Motti- Hey, what's going on here?  Put me down
          I am not debris!
Pit Droid- Ha, ha.  You're going to be recycled.
Motti- I'm not suppose to die in the one shots.
           It's in my contract.



Security Droid- If only they would have built me with a smell
                       Sensor, then I could smell those lovely flowers
                       I could sit in the meadow instead of fighting and
                       Smell flowers all day long
OOM-9- Roger, roger.  You're a battle droid, made to kill and
             Destroy, not smell flowers. Roger?
Security Droid- And why do we have to say 'Roger' all the time?
                       Can't I say 'Alright' or 'Understood'?
OOM-9- Roger.  You are obviously malfunctioning
 

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8/16/02