The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents We Got Your One Shots Right
Here
Motti- What is that?
Joser- I am Joser, the Stoned Muppet
Would you be
my friend?
Piett- He was kicked off Sesame Street
Something about mixed
up values
Can we keep him?
Dewback Hunter- Cricky, would ya look at that.
A nexu, an acklay and a reek
All man eaters and all very mean
This is just awesome
Padme- Whoever you are, either help us out or get lost
We're fighting for our lives here
D.B. Hunter- Some people just don't appreciate
These awesome creatures
Spider-Man- What's that behind your back?
Motti- Uhh, nothing
Spider-Man- You weren't going to try and do a
Nancy Kerrigan to me?
Motti- Uhh, no of course not.
Lucas- Damn, we'll have to figure out another way
To take care of the competition
Piett- Hi, what can I help you with?
Larry- We're here to join the Empire
Vance- Yeah, we think we would make good soldiers
Piett- You look like you can't shot straight and would fall
Down under the weakest
attack
You'd be perfect as
stormtroopers
Veers- I just want to take this moment to thank Hasbro for
All the lovely little
Astromechs they have been making
These last few years.
They're just so cute and...
Come back here, I
haven't gotten a chance to try all
Your functions yet.
M.I.G. THE MEN IN GRAY
Piett- Making the universe safe for scum like us to rule
Motti- No you idiot, it's 'making the galaxy safe from the
Scum of
the universe'
Piett- Wow, there's a vain in your neck that gets really
Visible when
you get mad.
