The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents Even More Episode 2 One
Shots
Palpatine- Now that I have Emergency Powers, I think
It will be best if we get the senate to start
Calling me Emperor
Mas Amedda- If only there was a brave soul to get the
Senate to agree to that.
Jar-Jar- Okeday, messa going to be bombad hero for thissa
Anakin- They're like animals, and I
Slaughtered them like Animals.
I hate them! Why do
I hate them?
Piett- The Tusken Raiders?
Anakin- No, a bunch of scalpers
Piett- No mystery there, we all hate them
You did the world
a service
Lucas- This is some good stuff. Now tell me
You're
ideas for Episode three
Piett- We need to have more bar scenes...
Motti- Not again! Away from him Piett
Last time
you drank together you
Helped
him create Jar-Jar
Piett- ...And then Anakin can ride the fluffy
Dog into the sunset
and they will all live
Happily ever after
Motti- Wow, these clones are something
Have you
cloned anyone else at this level?
Taun We- Several years ago we got an order from
A group called Hasbro. We got a little carried
Away on that one
Piett- So you trained Count Dooku, who trained Qui-Gon,
Who trained Obi-Wan, who
trained Anakin. Wouldn't
That make you somewhat responsible
for two Dark
Lords of the Sith?
Yoda- Mistakes, we all make. Better to not dwell on
The past,
it is. Leave me alone, you will now
Veers- Super battle droids! I didn't know they
Made Super battle droids
OOM-9- Run my brothers. Run far and run fast
Anakin- Oh no, I've been disarmed!
Luke- Here father, I'll give you a hand
Motti- This site has sunk to a new low in humor
Dooku- Agreed
