The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents More Episode 2 One Shots (For those of you are a spoiler sensitive,
get off the internet and lock yourselves away for the next month.
That's the only way you'll be able to avoid it all. Anyway, I am
not revealing anything from the script here, just showing the figures that
are in the stores and playing off the trailers.)
Mace Windu- He has exceptional Skills
Obi-Wan- Yes, but his abilities have
Made him arrogant
Yoda- Give Lucas break, we should.
Until
episode 2 we see, make
Judgment,
we should not.
Anakin- Look at these cool masks I found.
Boba- Wow. I'll be a bounty hunter and you
Can be
the bad guy who hires me to
Hunt down
his enemies.
Anakin- Okay, that sounds like fun.
Shmi- Isn't it great to see those two playing so
Well together.
Jango- Yeah, I wonder if they'll be life long
Friends.
Anakin-...and no disintegrations
Boba- As you wish.
Count Dooku- Qui-Gon never told you what
Happened to your father
Obi-Wan- What are you talking about?
Count Dooku- I am your father.
Obi-Wan- We already had that in this saga.
Come up with something else
Count Dooku- How about long lost twins?
Padme- Come on, we can win this dance contest yet.
Anakin- It's no use, Maul and Luminara always win.
They were just made for dancing
THE REAL REASON ANAKIN TURNS TO THE DARKSIDE
Padme- Oh Jar-Jar, that's the spot all right
Anakin- What's going on here?
Jar-Jar- Messa can explain. Wessa was just...
Padme- Anakin, I am a senator now and
Jar-Jar is my assistant. Don't be upset
This is just the way politics work.
Sebulba- Sometimes I just don't feel real. It's
Like I really don't exist.
Yoda- Sad, that is. But experiencing the hand
Up your
@$$, you have not. Being
CGI, less
painful, it is.
Piett- Now these are Imperial Officers' Club
One Shots and this is the
first one with
An Imperial Officer
in it.
Veers- It's all this Episode 2 overflow.
We'll
have to live with it until things
Get back
to normal.
Motti- Can't breath... Too many Cheetos...
And Go
Gurts...
